Michael C. Bazarewsky
@bazstuff.com
just another bird refugee I guess
Mastodon: @[email protected]
GitHub: @mikebaz / @MikeBazMSFT
Senior Customer Engineer, Microsoft ISV and Digital Natives Center of Excellence. Posts and opinions are mine.
Mastodon: @[email protected]
GitHub: @mikebaz / @MikeBazMSFT
Senior Customer Engineer, Microsoft ISV and Digital Natives Center of Excellence. Posts and opinions are mine.
Reposted by Michael C. Bazarewsky
THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
Reposted by Michael C. Bazarewsky
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
I know I'm supposed to hate the corporate money-driven bullshit that is the modern Olympics, BUT CURLING!
The US-Sweden Mixed match today? fucking amazing with a great final end.
The US-Sweden Mixed match today? fucking amazing with a great final end.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I know I'm supposed to hate the corporate money-driven bullshit that is the modern Olympics, BUT CURLING!
The US-Sweden Mixed match today? fucking amazing with a great final end.
The US-Sweden Mixed match today? fucking amazing with a great final end.
a slightly slower take on the great song "Broken"
October 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
a slightly slower take on the great song "Broken"
🎶seems everything's gonna be fine
one day
too late
just as well🤘
one day
too late
just as well🤘
October 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
🎶seems everything's gonna be fine
one day
too late
just as well🤘
one day
too late
just as well🤘
Seether - the reason I bought the ticket - also brought it
October 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Seether - the reason I bought the ticket - also brought it
Reposted by Michael C. Bazarewsky
What if AWS US-EAST-1 was just sleepy and wanted a nap tho
October 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
What if AWS US-EAST-1 was just sleepy and wanted a nap tho
Reposted by Michael C. Bazarewsky
Top causes of serious injury among out-of-shape Americans:
1. Pickle ball
2. ICE tryouts
3. Fell off couch onto wineglass
1. Pickle ball
2. ICE tryouts
3. Fell off couch onto wineglass
Lecturing active soldiers about being too fat while dropping standards so low for the ICE deportation force that a third of their recruits can't handle the easiest PT test I've ever heard of www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Top causes of serious injury among out-of-shape Americans:
1. Pickle ball
2. ICE tryouts
3. Fell off couch onto wineglass
1. Pickle ball
2. ICE tryouts
3. Fell off couch onto wineglass
Reposted by Michael C. Bazarewsky
Reposted by Michael C. Bazarewsky
Hi just letting you know, every embarrassing and/or wrong thing I've ever said was off the record
October 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hi just letting you know, every embarrassing and/or wrong thing I've ever said was off the record
Reposted by Michael C. Bazarewsky
oh like y’all have never drunk texted a reporter while being a us attorney and forgot to go off the record
October 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
oh like y’all have never drunk texted a reporter while being a us attorney and forgot to go off the record
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This is actually a perfect meme.
Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!
Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!
October 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This is actually a perfect meme.
Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!
Send this to anyone, at any time, for any reason!
and her on stage singing it
October 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
and her on stage singing it
kids, this is a lesson - bring a sign and things can happen. sign
October 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
kids, this is a lesson - bring a sign and things can happen. sign
they also do a solid Journey cover
October 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
they also do a solid Journey cover
this guy in particular was really bringing it
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
this guy in particular was really bringing it
we were still kind of shit for Daughtry, but he had a better show than I was expecting, I'll admit
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
we were still kind of shit for Daughtry, but he had a better show than I was expecting, I'll admit
we were less shit for P.O.D.
October 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
we were less shit for P.O.D.
Reposted by Michael C. Bazarewsky
if only there had been some way of seeing this coming
if only someone had warned the poor dears
if only someone had warned the poor dears
Fred writes that Tesla owners were "swindled," and he's completely correct.
electrek.co/2025/10/20/t...
electrek.co/2025/10/20/t...
Tesla is heading into multi-billion-dollar iceberg of its own making
Tesla’s ‘Full Self-Driving Supervised’ expansion is back firing as it exposes its shortcomings. Customers left without promised features are growing...
electrek.co
October 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if only there had been some way of seeing this coming
if only someone had warned the poor dears
if only someone had warned the poor dears
it truly amazes me how much of a self-own being "anti antifa" is, just like being "anti woke" or "anti SJW"
literally no self-awareness at all
literally no self-awareness at all
October 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
it truly amazes me how much of a self-own being "anti antifa" is, just like being "anti woke" or "anti SJW"
literally no self-awareness at all
literally no self-awareness at all
Reposted by Michael C. Bazarewsky
An image of the Trump-Vance presidency smashing a wrecking ball into the White House to build a monument to Dear Leader—during a government shutdown—captures 2025 pretty well
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
An image of the Trump-Vance presidency smashing a wrecking ball into the White House to build a monument to Dear Leader—during a government shutdown—captures 2025 pretty well
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Just receieved this today from Florida Blue. This is for a Bronze plan. Our monthly premiums are going from $333 (2025) to $2300 in 2026.
October 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just receieved this today from Florida Blue. This is for a Bronze plan. Our monthly premiums are going from $333 (2025) to $2300 in 2026.
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/5 I mean in terms of completely airheaded lack of comprehension of the situation this is like getting dinner at the French Laundry and then when the bill comes saying you shouldn’t have to pay because you have the third most popular food influencer blog in Rancho Cucamonga
October 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
/5 I mean in terms of completely airheaded lack of comprehension of the situation this is like getting dinner at the French Laundry and then when the bill comes saying you shouldn’t have to pay because you have the third most popular food influencer blog in Rancho Cucamonga