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El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
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I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · May 19
the only thing that limits me now is my imagination...

and that's pretty warped.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 2h
Today is not the first time F5 had a day.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 2h
white reactionaries disenfranchising black voters to secure political power? that’s a jim crow. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/u...
The Supreme Court Case That Could Hand the House to Republicans
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Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.blacksky.app · 8h
White people’s insistence that other white people—especially the ones exhibiting morally questionable behavior—deserve the benefit of the doubt is going to kill us all.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 2h
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social why are you wasting your time wrestling with this pig? only you come out full of shit while he smiles and enjoys it.

We have no interest in watching him smugly flip you off on TV.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 2h
CISA is now fully compromised.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 2h
We need a name.
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Kim Zetter @kimzetter.bsky.social · 5h
On CISA media call just now to discuss the F5 hack and source code breach, CISA staffer interrupted the discussion to blame the Democrats for the government shutdown and forcing workers to work without pay
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 2h
they're going to order an attack.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 4h
SCOTUS looks ready to erase another key piece of the Voting Rights Act, this time by striking down Louisiana’s Black-majority district for “relying too much on race.” Let me translate…they’re opening the door for states to erase Black and Latino districts that usually vote blue.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 2h
no he wasn't.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 2h
oh, did they mention in that article the reason for is we are forced to write both linux and windows drivers for their GPUs coz they don't know how?
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 2h
BLESSED ARE THE CUBBIES!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 5h
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
it was always a game of chance, now they're just normalizing it.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
I miss the days when we punched nazi's in the face instead of coddling them into office.
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Scary Mary Branscombe @marypcbuk.bsky.social · 3h
the only reason the young fash used to be shy about saying this shit out loud was that we made it unacceptable for them to say this shit out loud
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grimm ☀️ @mugrimm.bsky.social · 7h
They have 100% always been this way, though notably the transition from helicopter rides and referencing crushing minorities abroad humorlessly transitioned to nazi shit, but like that's basically a new layer of paint instead of a new perspective.
Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social + Follow For those tempted to say Young Republicans have always been this way, they really have not. When I worked on campus and did bipartisan college events after, they were very much not like this. That's why groups like YCT and eventually TPUSA formed -because Young Republicans weren't radical enough.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
so then it needs 16.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 5h
Good. Let them eat soy.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h
Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 6h
Thank you to Washington Wildlife First for securing a temporary restraining order blocking the WDFW from killing members of the Sherman pack.🙌

This decision provides a much-needed reprieve for the wolves and underscores the importance of ethical, science-based wildlife management.

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Washington Wildlife First Obtains TRO Stopping State from Killing Sherman Pack Wolves - Washington Wildlife First
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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 19h
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 15h
Better you than me.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 15h
No, That's bullshit they're not worth more than $5k each.
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Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 1d
It's Patch Tuesday and ASP.NET Core has a doozy, with a CVSS score of 9.9, our highest ever. Let's examine why.

The bug enables http request smuggling, which on its own for ASP.NET Core would be nowhere near that high, but that's not how we rate things...

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Microsoft Security Advisory CVE-2025-55315: .NET Security Feature Bypass Vulnerability · Issue #371 · dotnet/announcements
Microsoft Security Advisory CVE-2025-55315: .NET Security Feature Bypass Vulnerability Executive summary Microsoft is releasing this security advisory to provide information about a vulnerability i...
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Adelita for Congress @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social · 21h
Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 1d
Young Republicans group chat.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 19h
Nobody is really surprised that the GOP was grooming young Republicans as the Nazi youth.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23h
Q: Politico reported on a group chat of young Republicans. Does this just reflect some bad apples?

HOCHUL: Some bad apples? These are the future of the GOP. This is so vile it's hard to find the words to put into context ... there's gotta be consequences ... this bullshit has to stop.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1d
Seems the Narcissist-in-Chief is mad about the Time Mag cover neckgina pic so please don’t share it widely

Thank you for your attention to this matter
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