El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
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El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
· May 19
the only thing that limits me now is my imagination...
and that's pretty warped.
and that's pretty warped.
Klingons fought with Honor.
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Klingons fought with Honor.
holy... Star Fleet Academy just had its first defining ethical moment
January 29, 2026 at 5:20 AM
holy... Star Fleet Academy just had its first defining ethical moment
holy shit he's the last Klingon?!?
January 29, 2026 at 5:13 AM
holy shit he's the last Klingon?!?
Good this means you see a masked agent you can treat them like terrorists.
The Washington state Senate voted Wednesday to ban law enforcement from covering their faces in response to growing concerns over masked federal immigration agents. washingtonstatestandard.com/2026/01/28/w...
WA Senate passes ban on police face coverings • Washington State Standard
The Washington state Senate voted Wednesday to ban law enforcement from covering their faces amid concerns over masked immigration agents.
washingtonstatestandard.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Good this means you see a masked agent you can treat them like terrorists.
That's not our money, thief.
Marco Rubio: "The oil proceeds are being deposited into an account that ultimately will become a US Treasury blocked account here in the US. We will say 'this is what this money can be spent on.' They will submit to us a budget request -- 'we want to use the money on these things.'"
January 29, 2026 at 2:30 AM
That's not our money, thief.
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Alexander Hamilton warned that when a government betrays its people, the right of self-defense remains.
“If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is no resource left but the original right of self-defense.”(Federalist Papers, No. 28)
“If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is no resource left but the original right of self-defense.”(Federalist Papers, No. 28)
January 28, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Alexander Hamilton warned that when a government betrays its people, the right of self-defense remains.
“If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is no resource left but the original right of self-defense.”(Federalist Papers, No. 28)
“If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is no resource left but the original right of self-defense.”(Federalist Papers, No. 28)
But now with masks.
As others have aptly pointed out, police forces have been murdering people for a long time, especially POC. This terrorism from ICE is only a continuation and newest version of what we have been seeing for a long time.
January 29, 2026 at 1:24 AM
But now with masks.
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Oh she’s BROKE broke
January 28, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Oh she’s BROKE broke
@schumer.senate.gov @murray.senate.gov take a look at this and explain to us how there is ANY room to negotiate Accountability with these broken arrows. How you think turning cameras on and removing masks will fix things.
There is absolutely zero chance of reforming this agency.
Tear it down.
There is absolutely zero chance of reforming this agency.
Tear it down.
BREAKING: Judge Patrick Schiltz cancels contempt hearing Friday where ICE chief Todd Lyons was to be forced to testify, but excoriates ICE for defying almost 100 court orders in last month. "ICE is not a law unto itself," Schiltz writes. Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
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www.documentcloud.org
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 AM
@schumer.senate.gov @murray.senate.gov take a look at this and explain to us how there is ANY room to negotiate Accountability with these broken arrows. How you think turning cameras on and removing masks will fix things.
There is absolutely zero chance of reforming this agency.
Tear it down.
There is absolutely zero chance of reforming this agency.
Tear it down.
Wife sent me a text that my niece has a flipper Zero...
She programmed it to pop open any tesla charging port.
So they rode thru the new Tesla dealership in IL and popped every single gas tank overnight.
You know what happens to charging ports left open in freezing rain?
I texted back:
She programmed it to pop open any tesla charging port.
So they rode thru the new Tesla dealership in IL and popped every single gas tank overnight.
You know what happens to charging ports left open in freezing rain?
I texted back:
a man with a mustache is holding his fist up in front of a sign that says that 's my girl .
ALT: a man with a mustache is holding his fist up in front of a sign that says that 's my girl .
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Wife sent me a text that my niece has a flipper Zero...
She programmed it to pop open any tesla charging port.
So they rode thru the new Tesla dealership in IL and popped every single gas tank overnight.
You know what happens to charging ports left open in freezing rain?
I texted back:
She programmed it to pop open any tesla charging port.
So they rode thru the new Tesla dealership in IL and popped every single gas tank overnight.
You know what happens to charging ports left open in freezing rain?
I texted back:
Well, If they want to wear a mask and hide their identity then dox them like the terrorists they are.
Coz only Terrorists wear masks.
Coz only Terrorists wear masks.
Tillis says he opposes ICE being barred from wearing masks: "I've seen people dox me. I've seen people take pictures and identify law enforcement officers and then put their families at risk. So, I think that's a step too far."
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Well, If they want to wear a mask and hide their identity then dox them like the terrorists they are.
Coz only Terrorists wear masks.
Coz only Terrorists wear masks.
@schumer.senate.gov @murray.senate.gov this is not acceptable.
what part of "ABOLISH ICE" do you not understand?
There is no reforming these terrorists
There is no coordinating with ICE
There is no accountability
There is NOTHING they can do to regain the People's trust
Shut it down now!
what part of "ABOLISH ICE" do you not understand?
There is no reforming these terrorists
There is no coordinating with ICE
There is no accountability
There is NOTHING they can do to regain the People's trust
Shut it down now!
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
@schumer.senate.gov @murray.senate.gov this is not acceptable.
what part of "ABOLISH ICE" do you not understand?
There is no reforming these terrorists
There is no coordinating with ICE
There is no accountability
There is NOTHING they can do to regain the People's trust
Shut it down now!
what part of "ABOLISH ICE" do you not understand?
There is no reforming these terrorists
There is no coordinating with ICE
There is no accountability
There is NOTHING they can do to regain the People's trust
Shut it down now!
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A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot.
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot.
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
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Here is your domestic terrorist.
January 27, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Here is your domestic terrorist.
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So basically Albert Speer’s defense at Nuremberg.
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
So basically Albert Speer’s defense at Nuremberg.
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“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
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Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."
January 27, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."
kind of funny how both my favorite shows right now are Fallout, which is about doing good in a dystopian future, and Starfleet Academy, which is kind of also about doing good in a Dystopian future.
I guess the key here is that it's still a dystopian future...🤔
I guess the key here is that it's still a dystopian future...🤔
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
kind of funny how both my favorite shows right now are Fallout, which is about doing good in a dystopian future, and Starfleet Academy, which is kind of also about doing good in a Dystopian future.
I guess the key here is that it's still a dystopian future...🤔
I guess the key here is that it's still a dystopian future...🤔
if these GOP congresspeople are actively choosing to not watch the video that is because they are complicit in and actively supporting the shooting unarmed American civilians on the streets.
it's that simple.
it's that simple.
Duckworth on Senate Republicans: "I gotta be honest with you. When I talk to a few of my colleagues, they had not even seen the videos. It's almost like they put blinders on. They're uneasy."
January 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
if these GOP congresspeople are actively choosing to not watch the video that is because they are complicit in and actively supporting the shooting unarmed American civilians on the streets.
it's that simple.
it's that simple.
I'm with the Chancellor on this one #StarfleetAcademy
January 27, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I'm with the Chancellor on this one #StarfleetAcademy
in yet another "what wild crazy threat models are you dealing with" episode:
threat modeling a portable MRI and the impact of electromagnetic interference in a lab when the MRI device is scanning human body parts - making a rule that you only scan one of the 4 main appendages - no head scanning 🤭.
threat modeling a portable MRI and the impact of electromagnetic interference in a lab when the MRI device is scanning human body parts - making a rule that you only scan one of the 4 main appendages - no head scanning 🤭.
January 27, 2026 at 6:20 PM
in yet another "what wild crazy threat models are you dealing with" episode:
threat modeling a portable MRI and the impact of electromagnetic interference in a lab when the MRI device is scanning human body parts - making a rule that you only scan one of the 4 main appendages - no head scanning 🤭.
threat modeling a portable MRI and the impact of electromagnetic interference in a lab when the MRI device is scanning human body parts - making a rule that you only scan one of the 4 main appendages - no head scanning 🤭.
Funny how tiktok was run by Chinese and could influence free speech and watching you is bad but now that it's run by Ellison it's tracking your immigration status, beaconing your location for the feds and censoring content critical of Trump or ice it's good!
January 27, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Funny how tiktok was run by Chinese and could influence free speech and watching you is bad but now that it's run by Ellison it's tracking your immigration status, beaconing your location for the feds and censoring content critical of Trump or ice it's good!
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If Stephen Miller is still in the White House, that means the white nationalist gameplan is still all systems GO.
What we're witnessing is just window dressing and distractions.
Tom Homan is just as bad as Bovino, but less openly Nazi.
Keep your eyes wide open.
What we're witnessing is just window dressing and distractions.
Tom Homan is just as bad as Bovino, but less openly Nazi.
Keep your eyes wide open.
January 27, 2026 at 2:01 AM
If Stephen Miller is still in the White House, that means the white nationalist gameplan is still all systems GO.
What we're witnessing is just window dressing and distractions.
Tom Homan is just as bad as Bovino, but less openly Nazi.
Keep your eyes wide open.
What we're witnessing is just window dressing and distractions.
Tom Homan is just as bad as Bovino, but less openly Nazi.
Keep your eyes wide open.
SO, Bovino was HOW many scarmuccis?
January 27, 2026 at 3:16 AM
SO, Bovino was HOW many scarmuccis?
The distance from my property public easement to my door is 19ft.
The maximum distance of burn damage from a 1200w laser is 25ft.
A 4k cam with Ai can easily identify an ir dot at 30ft...
Target triangulation requires at least 2 cams plus ir laser for accurate turret control...
The maximum distance of burn damage from a 1200w laser is 25ft.
A 4k cam with Ai can easily identify an ir dot at 30ft...
Target triangulation requires at least 2 cams plus ir laser for accurate turret control...
a man talking on a cell phone with the words last time i checked
ALT: a man talking on a cell phone with the words last time i checked
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 AM
The distance from my property public easement to my door is 19ft.
The maximum distance of burn damage from a 1200w laser is 25ft.
A 4k cam with Ai can easily identify an ir dot at 30ft...
Target triangulation requires at least 2 cams plus ir laser for accurate turret control...
The maximum distance of burn damage from a 1200w laser is 25ft.
A 4k cam with Ai can easily identify an ir dot at 30ft...
Target triangulation requires at least 2 cams plus ir laser for accurate turret control...