El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
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El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
· May 19
the only thing that limits me now is my imagination...
and that's pretty warped.
and that's pretty warped.
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Remember that time you lost your ID?
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Remember that time you lost your ID?
Some remote viewing practitioners are suggesting they couldn't see Sackler Cartel members surviving after the 3rd strike.
Venezuela Bombs American Drug Yacht, Wiping Out Entire Sackler Family Cartel: tinyurl.com/mr472vs5
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Some remote viewing practitioners are suggesting they couldn't see Sackler Cartel members surviving after the 3rd strike.
Hugh Jackman's going to be Neil Diamond.
That's going to be obnoxious in theatres.
That's going to be obnoxious in theatres.
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Hugh Jackman's going to be Neil Diamond.
That's going to be obnoxious in theatres.
That's going to be obnoxious in theatres.
Richard Pyror lights a match on stage,
someone in audience yells, "DON'T DO IT!!!"
So he lights it, says, "You hear this one?" he shakes this lit match from left to right in front of him and says,
"What's this? it's Richard Pryor running down the street!"
someone in audience yells, "DON'T DO IT!!!"
So he lights it, says, "You hear this one?" he shakes this lit match from left to right in front of him and says,
"What's this? it's Richard Pryor running down the street!"
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Richard Pyror lights a match on stage,
someone in audience yells, "DON'T DO IT!!!"
So he lights it, says, "You hear this one?" he shakes this lit match from left to right in front of him and says,
"What's this? it's Richard Pryor running down the street!"
someone in audience yells, "DON'T DO IT!!!"
So he lights it, says, "You hear this one?" he shakes this lit match from left to right in front of him and says,
"What's this? it's Richard Pryor running down the street!"
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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If crimes against humanity are not an impeachable offense, what’s the point? www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If crimes against humanity are not an impeachable offense, what’s the point? www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
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It would be nice if @cnn.com acknowledged this story was broken last week by The Handbasket: www.thehandbasket.co/p/fema-emplo...
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It would be nice if @cnn.com acknowledged this story was broken last week by The Handbasket: www.thehandbasket.co/p/fema-emplo...
We've been here before,
We've seen how it ends.
We've seen how it ends.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
We've been here before,
We've seen how it ends.
We've seen how it ends.
filing this under, "get on the trains."
These are screenshots from an actual DHS press release that just went out offering "self-deportation" as a "gift" to "illegal aliens" this holiday season.
This administration is truly repugnant.
This administration is truly repugnant.
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
filing this under, "get on the trains."
it's easier to count the true facts, which are zero.
i dare you to try to count how many lies Rep. John Rose tells about the economy in this clip
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
it's easier to count the true facts, which are zero.
The same folks that also voted for brexit?
Maybe sit this one out, UK.
Maybe sit this one out, UK.
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The same folks that also voted for brexit?
Maybe sit this one out, UK.
Maybe sit this one out, UK.
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Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
this week in, "Show me your papers"...
time to get your RealID in order if you haven't already done so, immigrants.
time to get your RealID in order if you haven't already done so, immigrants.
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
this week in, "Show me your papers"...
time to get your RealID in order if you haven't already done so, immigrants.
time to get your RealID in order if you haven't already done so, immigrants.
(Ryan Reynolds voice)
butterflies can fart the alphabet
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
(Ryan Reynolds voice)
Those of us who remember the Color Revolutions understand he just gave us the tell that he's compromised.
schmitt’s derisive mention of “color revolution” is a good clue as to the nature of his information environment
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "This is the language of a color revolution where you're calling on military men and women to disobey orders."
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Those of us who remember the Color Revolutions understand he just gave us the tell that he's compromised.
who here has a Kukri?
Does anybody here have a kukri I can borrow?
Fine. I guess I'll make one myself.
Does anybody here have a kukri I can borrow?
Fine. I guess I'll make one myself.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
who here has a Kukri?
Does anybody here have a kukri I can borrow?
Fine. I guess I'll make one myself.
Does anybody here have a kukri I can borrow?
Fine. I guess I'll make one myself.
KELLY '28!!!
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
KELLY '28!!!
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Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
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maybe the internet is okay
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
maybe the internet is okay
Vanity is so Fair, playa.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Vanity is so Fair, playa.
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I’ll just say, you are more than welcome to get a paid subscription to Law Dork, where I actually do journalism, rather than paying Lizza to do this shit. www.lawdork.com/blackfriday
the last Lizza post ended on a cliffhanger where Lizza teased a recording of Trump talking about the assassination attempt that would potentially "shatter our understanding of recent history." in the latest drop he reveals that he doesn't know what the recording was and also it has been destroyed.
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’ll just say, you are more than welcome to get a paid subscription to Law Dork, where I actually do journalism, rather than paying Lizza to do this shit. www.lawdork.com/blackfriday
in accordance with the law of armed conflict
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
in accordance with the law of armed conflict
I'm excited coz today is the first time I get to send a division-wide email that isn't a sev 1 security incident! 😄
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm excited coz today is the first time I get to send a division-wide email that isn't a sev 1 security incident! 😄
Pare Bellum.
Markwayne Mullin: "The president and the secretary of war have been very clear. They're gonna use lethality against our enemies -- home and abroad."
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Pare Bellum.