El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
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El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
· May 19
the only thing that limits me now is my imagination...
and that's pretty warped.
and that's pretty warped.
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Here is your domestic terrorist.
January 27, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Here is your domestic terrorist.
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So basically Albert Speer’s defense at Nuremberg.
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
So basically Albert Speer’s defense at Nuremberg.
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“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
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Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."
January 27, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."
kind of funny how both my favorite shows right now are Fallout, which is about doing good in a dystopian future, and Starfleet Academy, which is kind of also about doing good in a Dystopian future.
I guess the key here is that it's still a dystopian future...🤔
I guess the key here is that it's still a dystopian future...🤔
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
kind of funny how both my favorite shows right now are Fallout, which is about doing good in a dystopian future, and Starfleet Academy, which is kind of also about doing good in a Dystopian future.
I guess the key here is that it's still a dystopian future...🤔
I guess the key here is that it's still a dystopian future...🤔
if these GOP congresspeople are actively choosing to not watch the video that is because they are complicit in and actively supporting the shooting unarmed American civilians on the streets.
it's that simple.
it's that simple.
Duckworth on Senate Republicans: "I gotta be honest with you. When I talk to a few of my colleagues, they had not even seen the videos. It's almost like they put blinders on. They're uneasy."
January 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
if these GOP congresspeople are actively choosing to not watch the video that is because they are complicit in and actively supporting the shooting unarmed American civilians on the streets.
it's that simple.
it's that simple.
I'm with the Chancellor on this one #StarfleetAcademy
January 27, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I'm with the Chancellor on this one #StarfleetAcademy
in yet another "what wild crazy threat models are you dealing with" episode:
threat modeling a portable MRI and the impact of electromagnetic interference in a lab when the MRI device is scanning human body parts - making a rule that you only scan one of the 4 main appendages - no head scanning 🤭.
threat modeling a portable MRI and the impact of electromagnetic interference in a lab when the MRI device is scanning human body parts - making a rule that you only scan one of the 4 main appendages - no head scanning 🤭.
January 27, 2026 at 6:20 PM
in yet another "what wild crazy threat models are you dealing with" episode:
threat modeling a portable MRI and the impact of electromagnetic interference in a lab when the MRI device is scanning human body parts - making a rule that you only scan one of the 4 main appendages - no head scanning 🤭.
threat modeling a portable MRI and the impact of electromagnetic interference in a lab when the MRI device is scanning human body parts - making a rule that you only scan one of the 4 main appendages - no head scanning 🤭.
Funny how tiktok was run by Chinese and could influence free speech and watching you is bad but now that it's run by Ellison it's tracking your immigration status, beaconing your location for the feds and censoring content critical of Trump or ice it's good!
January 27, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Funny how tiktok was run by Chinese and could influence free speech and watching you is bad but now that it's run by Ellison it's tracking your immigration status, beaconing your location for the feds and censoring content critical of Trump or ice it's good!
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If Stephen Miller is still in the White House, that means the white nationalist gameplan is still all systems GO.
What we're witnessing is just window dressing and distractions.
Tom Homan is just as bad as Bovino, but less openly Nazi.
Keep your eyes wide open.
What we're witnessing is just window dressing and distractions.
Tom Homan is just as bad as Bovino, but less openly Nazi.
Keep your eyes wide open.
January 27, 2026 at 2:01 AM
If Stephen Miller is still in the White House, that means the white nationalist gameplan is still all systems GO.
What we're witnessing is just window dressing and distractions.
Tom Homan is just as bad as Bovino, but less openly Nazi.
Keep your eyes wide open.
What we're witnessing is just window dressing and distractions.
Tom Homan is just as bad as Bovino, but less openly Nazi.
Keep your eyes wide open.
SO, Bovino was HOW many scarmuccis?
January 27, 2026 at 3:16 AM
SO, Bovino was HOW many scarmuccis?
The distance from my property public easement to my door is 19ft.
The maximum distance of burn damage from a 1200w laser is 25ft.
A 4k cam with Ai can easily identify an ir dot at 30ft...
Target triangulation requires at least 2 cams plus ir laser for accurate turret control...
The maximum distance of burn damage from a 1200w laser is 25ft.
A 4k cam with Ai can easily identify an ir dot at 30ft...
Target triangulation requires at least 2 cams plus ir laser for accurate turret control...
a man talking on a cell phone with the words last time i checked
ALT: a man talking on a cell phone with the words last time i checked
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 AM
The distance from my property public easement to my door is 19ft.
The maximum distance of burn damage from a 1200w laser is 25ft.
A 4k cam with Ai can easily identify an ir dot at 30ft...
Target triangulation requires at least 2 cams plus ir laser for accurate turret control...
The maximum distance of burn damage from a 1200w laser is 25ft.
A 4k cam with Ai can easily identify an ir dot at 30ft...
Target triangulation requires at least 2 cams plus ir laser for accurate turret control...
if the police chief isn't doing his job for over a year why you keeping him @mayorofseattle.bsky.social?
Seems like gross dereliction of duty if he's not serving those that need protection the most.
Or maybe just plain old incompetence since they can't seem to have a meeting in under 14 months.
Seems like gross dereliction of duty if he's not serving those that need protection the most.
Or maybe just plain old incompetence since they can't seem to have a meeting in under 14 months.
Seattle's crisis response team leader Amy Barden hasn't met with Police Chief Shon Barnes since Bruce Harrell appointed him in 2024, despite the fact that the two departments are supposed to work together to decide which 911 calls require cops and which require a social work/mental health response.
Two Years In, CARE Chief Amy Barden Says Her Crisis Response Team Still Faces Roadblocks
It's the latest episode of Seattle Nice!
publicola.com/2026/01/26/t...
It's the latest episode of Seattle Nice!
publicola.com/2026/01/26/t...
January 27, 2026 at 2:28 AM
if the police chief isn't doing his job for over a year why you keeping him @mayorofseattle.bsky.social?
Seems like gross dereliction of duty if he's not serving those that need protection the most.
Or maybe just plain old incompetence since they can't seem to have a meeting in under 14 months.
Seems like gross dereliction of duty if he's not serving those that need protection the most.
Or maybe just plain old incompetence since they can't seem to have a meeting in under 14 months.
Where can I place a bet that Bovino will be on Maga podcasts whipping up the right winger extremists by morning?
January 27, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Where can I place a bet that Bovino will be on Maga podcasts whipping up the right winger extremists by morning?
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@mayorofseattle.bsky.social I know you are busy, but can you find time to make it clear who SPD serves and protects?
A judge just issued a partial (but significant) ruling against the Seattle Police Department in the Seattle Times' lawsuit challenging SPD's "grouping" policy, in which SPD refuses to work on more than one records request at a time, giving false "placeholder" dates for every subsequent request.
January 26, 2026 at 11:51 PM
@mayorofseattle.bsky.social I know you are busy, but can you find time to make it clear who SPD serves and protects?
Hey @mark-carney.bsky.social just like I told you.
Everyone still think athletes will avoid DHS (ICE, CBP etc) racial profiling?
#WorldCup ⚽️
#WorldCup ⚽️
Giants star Jung Hoo Lee detained by CBP
The South Korean was traveling to California on Wednesday to take part in a Giants FanFest tour stop in San Ramon.
sfstandard.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Hey @mark-carney.bsky.social just like I told you.
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The officer who shot Alex worked for DHS for 8 years. The officer who shot Renee worked for DHS for over 10 years. Both are considered “highly trained.”
The problem isn’t "training." DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity. We must MELT ICE and dismantle DHS.
The problem isn’t "training." DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity. We must MELT ICE and dismantle DHS.
January 26, 2026 at 7:28 PM
The officer who shot Alex worked for DHS for 8 years. The officer who shot Renee worked for DHS for over 10 years. Both are considered “highly trained.”
The problem isn’t "training." DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity. We must MELT ICE and dismantle DHS.
The problem isn’t "training." DHS was built to violate our rights and has been empowered to act with impunity. We must MELT ICE and dismantle DHS.
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if Tom "Cava Bag" Homan is your emergency crisis comms guy, you're fucked
January 26, 2026 at 6:47 PM
if Tom "Cava Bag" Homan is your emergency crisis comms guy, you're fucked
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A senior colleague of mine from Europe was invited to speak at a scientific meeting in California next week. He has just cancelled the trip citing that he cannot bear to come here in the present climate.
January 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
A senior colleague of mine from Europe was invited to speak at a scientific meeting in California next week. He has just cancelled the trip citing that he cannot bear to come here in the present climate.
"The beatings will continue until morale improves..."
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
"The beatings will continue until morale improves..."
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The ruling, from King County Superior Court Judge Sandra Widlan, doesn't strike down the city's rule allowing "grouping" in general, but does find that SPD violated the state public records act by declaring all but one of a Seattle Times reporter's requests "inactive" indefinitely.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
The ruling, from King County Superior Court Judge Sandra Widlan, doesn't strike down the city's rule allowing "grouping" in general, but does find that SPD violated the state public records act by declaring all but one of a Seattle Times reporter's requests "inactive" indefinitely.
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A judge just issued a partial (but significant) ruling against the Seattle Police Department in the Seattle Times' lawsuit challenging SPD's "grouping" policy, in which SPD refuses to work on more than one records request at a time, giving false "placeholder" dates for every subsequent request.
January 26, 2026 at 7:50 PM
A judge just issued a partial (but significant) ruling against the Seattle Police Department in the Seattle Times' lawsuit challenging SPD's "grouping" policy, in which SPD refuses to work on more than one records request at a time, giving false "placeholder" dates for every subsequent request.
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This morning, I recorded a video on TikTok about why DHS’s arguments for the power to enter homes without judicial warrants in immigration cases are bunk.
Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is “under review,” and can’t be shared.
Well, here’s a link:
georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...
Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is “under review,” and can’t be shared.
Well, here’s a link:
georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
This morning, I recorded a video on TikTok about why DHS’s arguments for the power to enter homes without judicial warrants in immigration cases are bunk.
Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is “under review,” and can’t be shared.
Well, here’s a link:
georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...
Nine hours later, TikTok still says my video is “under review,” and can’t be shared.
Well, here’s a link:
georgetown.box.com/v/Vladeck-IC...
Guess he looked at the polls and saw that being the legal counsel for an ice Murderer isn't going to play well.
BREAKING via Star-Tribune: GOP gubernatorial candidate ends bid, says he can’t support "stated retribution on the citizens of our state, nor can I count myself a member of a party that would do so.”
Read more www.startribune.com/chris-madel-...
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Chris Madel ends GOP bid for governor, says he can’t support federal ‘retribution’ against Minnesota
His exit comes as some other Republicans have started to distance themselves from the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown in the state.
www.startribune.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Guess he looked at the polls and saw that being the legal counsel for an ice Murderer isn't going to play well.
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Slim Shady on the mic.
January 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Slim Shady on the mic.