El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
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El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
· May 19
the only thing that limits me now is my imagination...
and that's pretty warped.
and that's pretty warped.
filing this under, "get on the trains."
These are screenshots from an actual DHS press release that just went out offering "self-deportation" as a "gift" to "illegal aliens" this holiday season.
This administration is truly repugnant.
This administration is truly repugnant.
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
filing this under, "get on the trains."
it's easier to count the true facts, which are zero.
i dare you to try to count how many lies Rep. John Rose tells about the economy in this clip
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
it's easier to count the true facts, which are zero.
The same folks that also voted for brexit?
Maybe sit this one out, UK.
Maybe sit this one out, UK.
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The same folks that also voted for brexit?
Maybe sit this one out, UK.
Maybe sit this one out, UK.
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Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
this week in, "Show me your papers"...
time to get your RealID in order if you haven't already done so, immigrants.
time to get your RealID in order if you haven't already done so, immigrants.
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
this week in, "Show me your papers"...
time to get your RealID in order if you haven't already done so, immigrants.
time to get your RealID in order if you haven't already done so, immigrants.
(Ryan Reynolds voice)
butterflies can fart the alphabet
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
(Ryan Reynolds voice)
Those of us who remember the Color Revolutions understand he just gave us the tell that he's compromised.
schmitt’s derisive mention of “color revolution” is a good clue as to the nature of his information environment
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "This is the language of a color revolution where you're calling on military men and women to disobey orders."
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Those of us who remember the Color Revolutions understand he just gave us the tell that he's compromised.
who here has a Kukri?
Does anybody here have a kukri I can borrow?
Fine. I guess I'll make one myself.
Does anybody here have a kukri I can borrow?
Fine. I guess I'll make one myself.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
who here has a Kukri?
Does anybody here have a kukri I can borrow?
Fine. I guess I'll make one myself.
Does anybody here have a kukri I can borrow?
Fine. I guess I'll make one myself.
KELLY '28!!!
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
KELLY '28!!!
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Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
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maybe the internet is okay
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
maybe the internet is okay
Vanity is so Fair, playa.
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Vanity is so Fair, playa.
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I’ll just say, you are more than welcome to get a paid subscription to Law Dork, where I actually do journalism, rather than paying Lizza to do this shit. www.lawdork.com/blackfriday
the last Lizza post ended on a cliffhanger where Lizza teased a recording of Trump talking about the assassination attempt that would potentially "shatter our understanding of recent history." in the latest drop he reveals that he doesn't know what the recording was and also it has been destroyed.
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’ll just say, you are more than welcome to get a paid subscription to Law Dork, where I actually do journalism, rather than paying Lizza to do this shit. www.lawdork.com/blackfriday
in accordance with the law of armed conflict
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
in accordance with the law of armed conflict
I'm excited coz today is the first time I get to send a division-wide email that isn't a sev 1 security incident! 😄
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm excited coz today is the first time I get to send a division-wide email that isn't a sev 1 security incident! 😄
Pare Bellum.
Markwayne Mullin: "The president and the secretary of war have been very clear. They're gonna use lethality against our enemies -- home and abroad."
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Pare Bellum.
The US fucked up & lost Vietnam,
They fucked up & lost Iraq,
Fucked up the war on drugs,
All started by Republican idiots.
And now, again - yet another Republican idiot is taking us into yet another illegal war.
We will never learn.
They fucked up & lost Iraq,
Fucked up the war on drugs,
All started by Republican idiots.
And now, again - yet another Republican idiot is taking us into yet another illegal war.
We will never learn.
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The US fucked up & lost Vietnam,
They fucked up & lost Iraq,
Fucked up the war on drugs,
All started by Republican idiots.
And now, again - yet another Republican idiot is taking us into yet another illegal war.
We will never learn.
They fucked up & lost Iraq,
Fucked up the war on drugs,
All started by Republican idiots.
And now, again - yet another Republican idiot is taking us into yet another illegal war.
We will never learn.
I have full confidence that congress will do absolutely nothing. Zero action will befall Secretary of War Crimes Hegseth before they hold him accountable for those extrajudicial murders. Anyone suggesting otherwise is making a fool of themselves, or are GOP operatives.
December 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I have full confidence that congress will do absolutely nothing. Zero action will befall Secretary of War Crimes Hegseth before they hold him accountable for those extrajudicial murders. Anyone suggesting otherwise is making a fool of themselves, or are GOP operatives.
Don't you dare say "strong floor no ceiling" @schumer.senate.gov that's borderline saying, "let the plebes eat cake."
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Don't you dare say "strong floor no ceiling" @schumer.senate.gov that's borderline saying, "let the plebes eat cake."
When taking shrooms isn't cool anymore.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
When taking shrooms isn't cool anymore.
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Strong floor, no ceiling.
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling.
This dog killer knows a pardon is there waiting should any judge hold her in contempt, it's the only reason dog killer Noem would be so defiant.
WELKER: Did you defy the court's order Madam Secretary?
KRISTI NOEM: No. That's one of the things we continue to face in this country -- activist judges who are using radical decisions that have no standing and no grounds
KRISTI NOEM: No. That's one of the things we continue to face in this country -- activist judges who are using radical decisions that have no standing and no grounds
December 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This dog killer knows a pardon is there waiting should any judge hold her in contempt, it's the only reason dog killer Noem would be so defiant.
Oh look she thinks she's above the law.
Anyways...
Anyways...
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh look she thinks she's above the law.
Anyways...
Anyways...
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Sunday Taquitos #4: La Pinche Migra
Art by Ivan Ehlers.
Art by Ivan Ehlers.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Sunday Taquitos #4: La Pinche Migra
Art by Ivan Ehlers.
Art by Ivan Ehlers.
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It's very important that Senators are working together in a bipartisan way to ensure strict Congressional oversight following reporting of unlawful orders.
Congress must deliver answers and accountability for the American people.
Congress must deliver answers and accountability for the American people.
Hegseth's reported 'kill everybody' order draws Senate scrutiny
Hegseth's first strike on drug boats in the Caribbean is now under "vigorous oversight" from the Senate Armed Services Committee.
www.washingtonexaminer.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's very important that Senators are working together in a bipartisan way to ensure strict Congressional oversight following reporting of unlawful orders.
Congress must deliver answers and accountability for the American people.
Congress must deliver answers and accountability for the American people.