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El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
just let it fade.
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
they're rich and have superPACs, they don't need a raise.
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
...fwiw I notoriously drop my phone all the time and now get military grade Otterbox shells with my phones.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
:(
now's a good time to shop deals?
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i see what you did there.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i volunteer as tribute.
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
god damn you I spit my coffee out. 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
let's just let all the Medellin out too.
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
They got issues and it's not you.
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
real Monika stanning there.
December 3, 2025 at 6:33 AM
wow spicy Tuesday on main!
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I thank the Franciscan Brothers for 16+ years of Roman Catholic indoctrination.
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM