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Mike & Conor are reading bad books. Currently "Night of the Crabs". Ready Player One & Two, Modelland, 64 Squares, Moon People, etc
Time to get cozy! We've got a bunch of contenders for our next read, so listen to us discuss them then weigh in on our Patreon to help choose what's next!
www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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GOT MY YOGURT SPOON READY
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Who's ready to get cozy???
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The wait is over! You can deposit your copy in the nearest receptacle, because the final DECEPTION POINT episode just posted to our free feed!
youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukSG...
spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0y8L...
apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
No, there is not an issue. Conor was out of town so there was a break. We released the final Deception Point episode on Patreon last week and it will release on the free feed tomorrow.
@372pages.bsky.social Is there an issue with the Apple podcast feed? It seems to have no episodes since October 30. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

I think it may be tied to the website, which similarly isn't caught up to current: 372pages.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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@372pages.bsky.social saw this and thought of you/Alessia Demachi
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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On third listen of @372pages.bsky.social's rundown of "Trucking Through Time", partner and I got hung up on a throwaway joke about "Brokebacking Through Time".

I ended up putting tons of effort into making a fake movie poster for it and we got it printed on shirts. @conorlastowka.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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@372pages.bsky.social I'm praying that there's a tomb raider novelization done under one of ron goulart's pseudonyms
Tomb Raider II & WIlliam Shatner's Tekwar Double CD-ROM Gift Pack / PC / America Online / 1997
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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no one:
absolutely no one:
Corky: CHONDRULES!!!!
@372pages.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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They're not counting the megaplumes guys, that certainly throws off the %.
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Incredible. Just incredible.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
We've finally finished Deception Point by Dan Brown. One of the stupidest endings of any book we've ever read, and we're not even talking about the MULTIPLE deaths by hammerhead shark. Now up a week early on our Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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@372pages.bsky.social Oakland Zoo with a life size replica of King Crab as part of their holiday lanterns this year.
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The great Dan Deacon, who just scored Task on HBO and Venom: The Last Dance, joins us on 280 Mysteries to solve THE CASE OF THE SLEEPING DOG! Check it out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/143530...
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Another time a "Shark Control Device" saved the day
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Upcoming schedule:
280 Mysteries with a very special guest on Thursday
Final Deception Point episode on Tuesday, 11/18!
In the meantime, check out two episodes of "Instead of Tweeting" with Mike & Bridget on our Patreon!
patreon.com/372pages
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Final Deception Point episode will not come until the week of 11/10, plenty of time to savor the pulse pounding drama!
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Sorry, the original link to the gallery did not work. Congrats to the winners of our meme contest, check out all the entries here:
imgur.com/gallery/372-...
October 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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My casting choice after hearing Mike’s Marjorie Tench impression
October 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Our latest Deception Point episode is now unlocked and available wherever you get podcasts!

Youtube: youtu.be/3_jShEsBGWE?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1diK...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
October 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Did a mailbag on the 372 Patreon today that featured this rather disturbing image
www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Time to post your best Deception Point memes on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/141808...
October 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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@372pages.bsky.social the fans persist.
no I will NOT calm down, they made Encyclopedia Brown have Dreamworks face
October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM