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Mike & Conor are reading bad books. Currently "Night of the Crabs". Ready Player One & Two, Modelland, 64 Squares, Moon People, etc
By loyal Jackal Harrison
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Time to get cozy! We've got a bunch of contenders for our next read, so listen to us discuss them then weigh in on our Patreon to help choose what's next!
www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Who's ready to get cozy???
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The wait is over! You can deposit your copy in the nearest receptacle, because the final DECEPTION POINT episode just posted to our free feed!
youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukSG...
spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0y8L...
apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Incredible. Just incredible.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We've finally finished Deception Point by Dan Brown. One of the stupidest endings of any book we've ever read, and we're not even talking about the MULTIPLE deaths by hammerhead shark. Now up a week early on our Patreon:
www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The great Dan Deacon, who just scored Task on HBO and Venom: The Last Dance, joins us on 280 Mysteries to solve THE CASE OF THE SLEEPING DOG! Check it out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/143530...
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Another time a "Shark Control Device" saved the day
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Sorry, the original link to the gallery did not work. Congrats to the winners of our meme contest, check out all the entries here:
imgur.com/gallery/372-...
October 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Our latest Deception Point episode is now unlocked and available wherever you get podcasts!

Youtube: youtu.be/3_jShEsBGWE?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1diK...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
October 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Did a mailbag on the 372 Patreon today that featured this rather disturbing image
www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Time to post your best Deception Point memes on our Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/141808...
October 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Our latest Deception Point episode is now up a week early on the 372 Patreon. Did you know that not supporting the Patreon is TREASON (at least according to Marjorie Tench, artist rendering below)
www.patreon.com/posts/372-pa...
October 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A new 280 Mysteries just hit the free feed, and it's about a watchgoose (!?) named Christopher Columbus Day (!?!?!). See if you can solve another insane mystery for children
Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=itS2...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6GPa...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
October 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Dr. Harper gives a press conference about the PODS fix
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We will be recording our next DECEPTION POINT episode on Friday, 10/17. And evidently it is just called "Meteor" in some markets??
October 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Our latest DECEPTION POINT episode is now unlocked and available wherever you listen to podcasts!

Youtube: youtu.be/p5FVzlKC_aU?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6f9E...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
October 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
In addition to podcasting, we're also available for consulting work about whether your brand may have unfortunate double meanings
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
For once, once, it’s a hitchhiker that’s hungry and not a damn hippo! Can Mike solve the latest crime out of Idaville?
Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=reAf...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6ETv...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...
October 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
A wild 280 Mysteries with very special guest Joel McHale, coming next week!
October 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Deception Point, Chapter 57
October 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Just posted a much needed Deception Point Mailbag on the 372 Patreon. Tragic Wyoming Menus ARE DISCUSSED!
www.patreon.com/posts/139723...
September 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Our first full DECEPTION POINT episode is now unlocked and available wherever you listen! Enjoy over a nice plate of horse carpaccio!

youtube: youtu.be/-ca5FW2ESF4?...
spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3lKG...
apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...
September 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The answer? It was a promotion for the new Dan Brown book! We assume they all look like Halle Berry under the hoods
September 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Thank you for listening to and supporting 372 Pages, please have a great weekend
September 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM