Collin Tuck
@barhaid.bsky.social
Giant robot and comic book connoisseur.
Father, brewer, TTRPG dork. Playing this game on “easy” mode; cis-het he/him. What else? Oh, here’s something; we are A NATION OF IMMIGRANTS. I don’t skeet often, but when I do it’s still skeeting.
Father, brewer, TTRPG dork. Playing this game on “easy” mode; cis-het he/him. What else? Oh, here’s something; we are A NATION OF IMMIGRANTS. I don’t skeet often, but when I do it’s still skeeting.
Reposted by Collin Tuck
Have a seat Ms Frizzle. You've been warned several times. I'm afraid we are going to have to let you go. You simply cannot shrink yourself down and go into children, even with other children accompanying you. Especially with other children accompanying you.
February 16, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Have a seat Ms Frizzle. You've been warned several times. I'm afraid we are going to have to let you go. You simply cannot shrink yourself down and go into children, even with other children accompanying you. Especially with other children accompanying you.
Reposted by Collin Tuck
You can, but we call them salty green bumpies. You go into a bumpy parlour and say “gimme five salty green bumpies for a toonie” and the bumpy monger says “it’s eight bumpies for three loonies!” And we say, “okay gimme a bumpy mongers six pack then.” Which is what we call 8 salty green bumpies.
February 16, 2026 at 2:48 AM
You can, but we call them salty green bumpies. You go into a bumpy parlour and say “gimme five salty green bumpies for a toonie” and the bumpy monger says “it’s eight bumpies for three loonies!” And we say, “okay gimme a bumpy mongers six pack then.” Which is what we call 8 salty green bumpies.
Reposted by Collin Tuck
wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
Reposted by Collin Tuck
🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
February 15, 2026 at 3:43 AM
🎶 welcome to the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
🎶 checkout with the clerk
🎶 that's how hotels work
🎶 plenty of room at the hotel Normal Hotel
🎶 we won't keep you here
🎶 that's a crazy fear
Reposted by Collin Tuck
Ten minutes earlier
February 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Ten minutes earlier
Reposted by Collin Tuck
the 3 types of commercially viable videogames
February 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
the 3 types of commercially viable videogames
Reposted by Collin Tuck
my most prized possession
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
my most prized possession
Reposted by Collin Tuck
It every time I see a headline now it feels like I'm watching someone play a game of Evil Madlibs
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
It every time I see a headline now it feels like I'm watching someone play a game of Evil Madlibs
Reposted by Collin Tuck
Reposted by Collin Tuck
Become ungovernable
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Become ungovernable
1) I want to pick Nightcrawler, but gotta go with my first crush: Kate Pryde.
2) TOM BOMBADILL it’s going to be a party!
3) Has Supergirl been a Leaguer? I kinda like Kara…
4) Jadzia or B’Elanna? Jadzia or B’Elanna?
2) TOM BOMBADILL it’s going to be a party!
3) Has Supergirl been a Leaguer? I kinda like Kara…
4) Jadzia or B’Elanna? Jadzia or B’Elanna?
You are unattached and can date one choice each from the following categories.
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
Whom do you pick?
1) A Marvel mutant
2) A Tolkien character
3) A Justice Leaguer
4) A Star Trek Character
One choice for each category, GO!
February 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
1) I want to pick Nightcrawler, but gotta go with my first crush: Kate Pryde.
2) TOM BOMBADILL it’s going to be a party!
3) Has Supergirl been a Leaguer? I kinda like Kara…
4) Jadzia or B’Elanna? Jadzia or B’Elanna?
2) TOM BOMBADILL it’s going to be a party!
3) Has Supergirl been a Leaguer? I kinda like Kara…
4) Jadzia or B’Elanna? Jadzia or B’Elanna?
Reposted by Collin Tuck
Nothing about our current moment is comprehensible without understanding that:
1. Until 1965, white men decided who was president.
2. for the next four decades, every president elected was either a Republican or a white male Southerner.
3. Barack Obama was the first exception to the above.
1. Until 1965, white men decided who was president.
2. for the next four decades, every president elected was either a Republican or a white male Southerner.
3. Barack Obama was the first exception to the above.
February 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Nothing about our current moment is comprehensible without understanding that:
1. Until 1965, white men decided who was president.
2. for the next four decades, every president elected was either a Republican or a white male Southerner.
3. Barack Obama was the first exception to the above.
1. Until 1965, white men decided who was president.
2. for the next four decades, every president elected was either a Republican or a white male Southerner.
3. Barack Obama was the first exception to the above.
Slight rainbow for anyone who may need it.
February 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Slight rainbow for anyone who may need it.
Reposted by Collin Tuck
I've just remembered that in the Amber TTRPG, you can become more powerful if you promise to write poetry about every session of the game, but if you don't actually do it, the GM gets the universe to bully you. This is very unrealistic, because IRL, the universe bullies you if you do write poetry.
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I've just remembered that in the Amber TTRPG, you can become more powerful if you promise to write poetry about every session of the game, but if you don't actually do it, the GM gets the universe to bully you. This is very unrealistic, because IRL, the universe bullies you if you do write poetry.
Reposted by Collin Tuck
This is a terrific question. You have more weapons in your arsenal if you go with cow tools, but the thagomizer has proven results. I wonder if @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social would like to weigh in.
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
This is a terrific question. You have more weapons in your arsenal if you go with cow tools, but the thagomizer has proven results. I wonder if @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social would like to weigh in.
Reposted by Collin Tuck
/15 I also learned he stored, in an expensive storage facility, for YEARS, speakers. And stereo equipment. And CABLES for stereo equipment. A CD PLAYER. DAD WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
/15 I also learned he stored, in an expensive storage facility, for YEARS, speakers. And stereo equipment. And CABLES for stereo equipment. A CD PLAYER. DAD WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Reposted by Collin Tuck
Reposted by Collin Tuck
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #MorningShow
The Evolution Control Committee:
🎵 Rebel Without a Pause (Whipped Cream mix)
#TheEvolutionControlCommittee
▶️ 🪄 Automagic 🔊 show 📻 playlist on Spotify
▶️ Song/Cover on #Bandcamp:
Rebel Without A Pause (Whipped Cream Mix), by The Evolution Control Committee
from the album Gunderphonic
theevolutioncontrolcommittee.bandcamp.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #MorningShow
The Evolution Control Committee:
🎵 Rebel Without a Pause (Whipped Cream mix)
#TheEvolutionControlCommittee
▶️ 🪄 Automagic 🔊 show 📻 playlist on Spotify
▶️ Song/Cover on #Bandcamp:
It’s been a while, but here’s some cute tinies on fence posts. So we have #fungufriends as well as #postmoss
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
It’s been a while, but here’s some cute tinies on fence posts. So we have #fungufriends as well as #postmoss
Reposted by Collin Tuck
Pig Bat is a witch’s familiar. I’m just not sure what they are.
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Pig Bat is a witch’s familiar. I’m just not sure what they are.
Reposted by Collin Tuck
This is excellent!
so, full disclosure, I feel like you will get something slightly different than you expect when you click on this!
What Fabulous Timing for Gallup to Stop Tracking Presidential Approval!
Why stop with BLS data and jobs reports?
www.theatlantic.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:22 PM
This is excellent!
Reposted by Collin Tuck
you missed the best one
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
you missed the best one
Found a water marker. Thought it looked nice.
February 11, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Found a water marker. Thought it looked nice.
Reposted by Collin Tuck
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
Reposted by Collin Tuck
Flipping through some old comics & once again @davidmalki.com absolutely SKEWERED my ass
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Flipping through some old comics & once again @davidmalki.com absolutely SKEWERED my ass