Christopher Walsh
@awkwardisallowed.bsky.social
Hi. I hope I’ll be interesting. Same handle on Instagram (I was splunge2000 on Twitter). He/him
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When you reply to a tweet, whatever you do, do not look at the existing replies to see if one or a hundred people have already said what you're going to say. You are special and unique.
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
When you reply to a tweet, whatever you do, do not look at the existing replies to see if one or a hundred people have already said what you're going to say. You are special and unique.
If Anthony Bourdain went to Japanese theater, he'd get Noh reservations
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If Anthony Bourdain went to Japanese theater, he'd get Noh reservations
Should there be a slow cover of "Crazy Train"?
Or should you go the other way: faster? #CrazyTrainSka
Or should you go the other way: faster? #CrazyTrainSka
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Should there be a slow cover of "Crazy Train"?
Or should you go the other way: faster? #CrazyTrainSka
Or should you go the other way: faster? #CrazyTrainSka
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had too much leftover gravy, said "fuck it" and made a new batch of mashed potatoes with like a whole head of garlic
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
had too much leftover gravy, said "fuck it" and made a new batch of mashed potatoes with like a whole head of garlic
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Romance has been keeping publishing afloat for a while now. And far more people read romance than will admit to it.
And in the audiobook world? We have narrators who are FAMOUS for doing romance audiobooks. They’re basically celebrities.
And in the audiobook world? We have narrators who are FAMOUS for doing romance audiobooks. They’re basically celebrities.
seriously, it appears that while basically nobody is reading fiction anymore when it comes to 90% of genres of literature, a lot of very horny people must be spending a lot of money on romance novels
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Romance has been keeping publishing afloat for a while now. And far more people read romance than will admit to it.
And in the audiobook world? We have narrators who are FAMOUS for doing romance audiobooks. They’re basically celebrities.
And in the audiobook world? We have narrators who are FAMOUS for doing romance audiobooks. They’re basically celebrities.
Annie's the reason for the season?!
Happy 35th anniversary to Annie Wilkes’s crazy ass. Still my favorite King adaptation. What a picture!
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Annie's the reason for the season?!
The most common!
🏈 ARI 17 - 20 TB
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The most common!
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Make 'em into chips and scalloped casseroles, too
Make 'em into chips and scalloped casseroles, too
Today has potato products written all over it.
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Make 'em into chips and scalloped casseroles, too
Make 'em into chips and scalloped casseroles, too
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Just finished X-Files season 2. While I do adore Mulder and Scully's dynamic, every time Skinner is an episode I'm excited.
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just finished X-Files season 2. While I do adore Mulder and Scully's dynamic, every time Skinner is an episode I'm excited.
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Who do I know who knows someone at Olympic Provisions? I NEED THIS FOR NEXT YEAR
Salami Advent Calendar, Czech Republic. podnikovka.cz/uzeniny_c103...
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Who do I know who knows someone at Olympic Provisions? I NEED THIS FOR NEXT YEAR
Feeling secondhand pride that the remodeled PDX is now appearing in a local company's ad campaign. PDX is a neat-looking place and getting better/neater.
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Feeling secondhand pride that the remodeled PDX is now appearing in a local company's ad campaign. PDX is a neat-looking place and getting better/neater.
God ROFLing Over the Face of the Waters
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
God ROFLing Over the Face of the Waters
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I had major surgery in April and I saw doctors 10% of the time. Otherwise it was all nurses, and they were as essential as water. they're professionals, period.
The Trump admin now says nursing isn't a professional degree.
The admin plan to redefine what constitutes a professional degree to exclude nursing and limit access to student loans — outraging national health care groups and leaving nursing students questioning how they'll pay for graduate degrees.
The admin plan to redefine what constitutes a professional degree to exclude nursing and limit access to student loans — outraging national health care groups and leaving nursing students questioning how they'll pay for graduate degrees.
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I had major surgery in April and I saw doctors 10% of the time. Otherwise it was all nurses, and they were as essential as water. they're professionals, period.
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Yes, I wrote a song that says "I hope your pets hate you too..."
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Yes, I wrote a song that says "I hope your pets hate you too..."
This is true
“I have a hardcover copy of the book Bram Stoker’s Dracula” is a much more ambiguous sentence than it sounds.
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is true
THE FISHER KING has stayed with me. Nuanced, thoughtful script by Richard LaGravanese; bold direction by Terry Gilliam; great cast up-and-down, inc. to small parts (Michael Jeter, John DeLancie); a hell of a mix of smart-assed dialogue and genuine, sometimes raw emotion...
Thinking of THE FISHER KING (1991) a lot this morning
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
THE FISHER KING has stayed with me. Nuanced, thoughtful script by Richard LaGravanese; bold direction by Terry Gilliam; great cast up-and-down, inc. to small parts (Michael Jeter, John DeLancie); a hell of a mix of smart-assed dialogue and genuine, sometimes raw emotion...
Thinking of THE FISHER KING (1991) a lot this morning
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Thinking of THE FISHER KING (1991) a lot this morning
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“Have a good day being wrong on the internet” is now my favorite thing to say to someone I’m arguing with online. I yoinked it from someone.
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“Have a good day being wrong on the internet” is now my favorite thing to say to someone I’m arguing with online. I yoinked it from someone.
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when did earth have to fight for the right to party
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
when did earth have to fight for the right to party
I've said I would have been a good Alfred to a Bruce Wayne, but in this world we don't get quality Bruce Waynes.
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I've said I would have been a good Alfred to a Bruce Wayne, but in this world we don't get quality Bruce Waynes.
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Let's all take a moment to appreciate accuracy in labeling for our airplane foods
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Let's all take a moment to appreciate accuracy in labeling for our airplane foods
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A tv series starring Lena Headey and Gillian Anderson that's also a western and I'm only learning about it today?
The Abandons | Official Trailer | Netflix
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November 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A tv series starring Lena Headey and Gillian Anderson that's also a western and I'm only learning about it today?
I would have been the wrong writer for THE RISE OF SKYWALKER, too.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I would have been the wrong writer for THE RISE OF SKYWALKER, too.
If you want to know how awkward I can be, I just choked on powder from a chewed-up antacid tablet.
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If you want to know how awkward I can be, I just choked on powder from a chewed-up antacid tablet.
The Boy Who Ate Shit And Lived
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The Boy Who Ate Shit And Lived