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I’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm.
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partner just said "can't you just go to Radio Shack and get the cord" 🙃

I haven't seen a Radio Shack since 1987.
a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .
ALT: a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .
media.tenor.com
April 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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I feel like this is American beans on toast
It's about 50% pasta, 50% shredded cheese, and 20% chili.
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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And whether or not to add the editor of The Atlantic to those group chats is a purely personal choice.
if you want to say spicy things on the internet with a group of similar-minded people, this is the exact use case for the Signal Group Chat.

my Signal group chats are vital to my well-being these days
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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always fascinated by idea that i am not being sincere or that my tinglers are a joke or that this is a 'bit'. on one hand i get it because my art is BY DEFINITION unusual, but i just think WHAT IS ALTERNATIVE? what would me being 'fake' even mean? imagine writing 400 books over 10 years for a 'bit'
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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At the same time the NY Times was hyping Hillary Clinton's emails, it had a reporter with emails from Jeffrey Epstein that were highly damaging to Trump.

The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Not gonna lie, I still think about the kidney friend story constantly www.nytimes.com/2021/10/05/m...
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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when you have a perfect life and you’re still going through it
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:

One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing

And then you'll say. Wait a second.

Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Tomorrow is Veteran's Day, but it's also my 16th anniversary of being in a relationship with my spouse, who I met on the bird site that shall not be named.
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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They lost indivisible
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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is

is breaking bad just pinky and the brain?
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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March 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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I crossed the streams
November 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM