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I'm the most important thing to just over 50% of America.
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Congrats again to Jake Tapper & Alex Thompson on their book sales
They’re clearly plugging this dude into an IV regularly and, if this were Biden, there would be demands for weekly hour long press conferences from his doctors on his health. But that’s not how authoritarianism works so stop asking questions already.
Trump last night had the complexion of a Thanksgiving turkey that was left in the oven too long and bandages were again visible on the back of his right hand
(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Congrats again to Jake Tapper & Alex Thompson on their book sales
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Of course they do! They're just too cowardly to do it in public!
Marjorie Taylor Greene says Republicans in Congress make fun of Trump behind his back.
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Of course they do! They're just too cowardly to do it in public!
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Dan Bongino didn’t say it was just his “opinion” that the J6 pipebomb plot was an FBI inside job.
He said he had a confidential source and was certain: “I’m telling you this was an inside job. Cash the freakin’ check and take it to the bank.”
He said he had a confidential source and was certain: “I’m telling you this was an inside job. Cash the freakin’ check and take it to the bank.”
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Dan Bongino didn’t say it was just his “opinion” that the J6 pipebomb plot was an FBI inside job.
He said he had a confidential source and was certain: “I’m telling you this was an inside job. Cash the freakin’ check and take it to the bank.”
He said he had a confidential source and was certain: “I’m telling you this was an inside job. Cash the freakin’ check and take it to the bank.”
If 100% of the profits went to charity, this might be worthwhile, but knowing our "First Lady," this is just another grift.
I don't care, do you?
I don't care, do you?
The let them eat cake handbag.
If I had as more money than Elon there is still zero chance I would spend $3K on a purse while children around the world go hungry.
If I had as more money than Elon there is still zero chance I would spend $3K on a purse while children around the world go hungry.
Melania Trump has supported the launch of a multi-thousand-dollar bag promoting “unity” and “giving back.”
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If 100% of the profits went to charity, this might be worthwhile, but knowing our "First Lady," this is just another grift.
I don't care, do you?
I don't care, do you?
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Malone is now talking about the role of undocumented migrants in spreading measles.
There is no evidence of this. I am disgusted. The measles outbreak is American-grown due to declining vaccination coverage in response to disinformation.
There is no evidence of this. I am disgusted. The measles outbreak is American-grown due to declining vaccination coverage in response to disinformation.
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Malone is now talking about the role of undocumented migrants in spreading measles.
There is no evidence of this. I am disgusted. The measles outbreak is American-grown due to declining vaccination coverage in response to disinformation.
There is no evidence of this. I am disgusted. The measles outbreak is American-grown due to declining vaccination coverage in response to disinformation.
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"In his final drive for power Hitler had considerable financial backing from a fairly large chunk of the German business world...What good [that] eventually did these politically childish men of the business world will be seen later in this narrative."
-The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, p. 242
-The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, p. 242
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"In his final drive for power Hitler had considerable financial backing from a fairly large chunk of the German business world...What good [that] eventually did these politically childish men of the business world will be seen later in this narrative."
-The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, p. 242
-The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, p. 242
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
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If only Bill Cassidy knew someone in the federal legislature who could do something about it
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If only Bill Cassidy knew someone in the federal legislature who could do something about it
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Gotta keep giving trump prizes because we’re being governed by children
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Gotta keep giving trump prizes because we’re being governed by children
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When your award is definitely cursed
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
When your award is definitely cursed
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Attorney Siri makes the utterly disingenuous statement that the scientific community hasn’t studied whether vaccines “don’t cause” autism.
You can’t prove a negative using the scientific method. He’s been told this many times.
You can’t prove a negative using the scientific method. He’s been told this many times.
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Attorney Siri makes the utterly disingenuous statement that the scientific community hasn’t studied whether vaccines “don’t cause” autism.
You can’t prove a negative using the scientific method. He’s been told this many times.
You can’t prove a negative using the scientific method. He’s been told this many times.
Totally agree. Let them have all the events. They deserve the low turnout and awful venues.
Maybe Cracker Barrel can co-sponsor?
Maybe Cracker Barrel can co-sponsor?
Honestly screw the world cup. DGAF - red states can have it.
I haven't cared about it all that much. And, I rather have all the teams that have #MUFC players crash out early - so the the boys can go on vacation, rejuvenate and get back to Carrington for the PL season.
I haven't cared about it all that much. And, I rather have all the teams that have #MUFC players crash out early - so the the boys can go on vacation, rejuvenate and get back to Carrington for the PL season.
Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Totally agree. Let them have all the events. They deserve the low turnout and awful venues.
Maybe Cracker Barrel can co-sponsor?
Maybe Cracker Barrel can co-sponsor?
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Participation trophy president.
Trump won the inaugural 2025 FIFA Peace Prize.
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Participation trophy president.
Trump is the most pathetic narcissistic baby-man to ever endanger the entire planet. I'm surprised he stayed awake.
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Trump is the most pathetic narcissistic baby-man to ever endanger the entire planet. I'm surprised he stayed awake.
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At my consultant re-education camp, I'll make them repeat "There are no good billionaires or Republicans." until they throw up and piss themselves.
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
At my consultant re-education camp, I'll make them repeat "There are no good billionaires or Republicans." until they throw up and piss themselves.
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RUSSIA GETS: Reduced economic pressure.
THE UNITES STATES GETS: The possibility Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner can make money in Russia at some point in the future.
UKRAINE AND EUROPE GET: Screwed.
THE UNITES STATES GETS: The possibility Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner can make money in Russia at some point in the future.
UKRAINE AND EUROPE GET: Screwed.
Two days after Witkoff and Kushner met Putin, the Treasury Department partially suspended sanctions on Russia announced last October
www.france24.com/en/live-news...
www.france24.com/en/live-news...
Trump envoys press plan with Ukraine as sanctions eased on Russia
President Donald Trump's envoys were to meet Thursday with Ukrainian negotiators for the third time in two weeks to press his plan to end the war as his administration eased economic pressure on Russi...
www.france24.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
RUSSIA GETS: Reduced economic pressure.
THE UNITES STATES GETS: The possibility Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner can make money in Russia at some point in the future.
UKRAINE AND EUROPE GET: Screwed.
THE UNITES STATES GETS: The possibility Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner can make money in Russia at some point in the future.
UKRAINE AND EUROPE GET: Screwed.
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wow i cant believe it wasnt a democrat trying to bomb themselves to overturn an election they won
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
wow i cant believe it wasnt a democrat trying to bomb themselves to overturn an election they won
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It is remarkable that we need a law to prevents presidents from recklessly destroying historic sites like the East Wing without approval, but that's where we're at. All other presidents managed to refrain from destroying historical monuments but then again, they were focused on doing their jobs.
Trump hires new architect for ballroom
The current architect, with whom President Trump has some disagreements, will remain on the White House ballroom team, sources said.
www.cbsnews.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It is remarkable that we need a law to prevents presidents from recklessly destroying historic sites like the East Wing without approval, but that's where we're at. All other presidents managed to refrain from destroying historical monuments but then again, they were focused on doing their jobs.
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Straight out of the Nazi playbook.
Fox & Friends and Pam Bondi are now sensationalizing specific instances of Somalis being charged with crimes in Minnesota to demonize the whole population
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Straight out of the Nazi playbook.
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HAHAHA. Now THAT’s funny. (And yet, also not funny at all).
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
HAHAHA. Now THAT’s funny. (And yet, also not funny at all).
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He wasn't sleeping. He was "listening intensely."
On a related note, who's watching SNL this weekend.
On a related note, who's watching SNL this weekend.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
He wasn't sleeping. He was "listening intensely."
On a related note, who's watching SNL this weekend.
On a related note, who's watching SNL this weekend.