Zachary Knower
@zknower.bsky.social
actor, dad, cook, dreamer, Orioles and WFT fan, proud lefty
This “hot take” aged like warm cheese 😂😂😂
Hot Stove League full of teams like the Orioles and Pirates “expressing interest” in players they are too cheap to ever sign.
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This “hot take” aged like warm cheese 😂😂😂
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
If you haven't rewatched HOME ALONE since the "6-7" phenomenon began, you are ..... in for a treat. Especially if you watch it at a school fundraiser that is chock-full of 5th graders. 😂. (Hint: some of the house numbers on Lincoln Blvd. are relevant to this post)
youtu.be/5d6WEj3KqOI?...
youtu.be/5d6WEj3KqOI?...
They were supposed to leave this morning | Home Alone scene 4k
YouTube video by Here's Johnny (Film Scenes Library)
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December 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you haven't rewatched HOME ALONE since the "6-7" phenomenon began, you are ..... in for a treat. Especially if you watch it at a school fundraiser that is chock-full of 5th graders. 😂. (Hint: some of the house numbers on Lincoln Blvd. are relevant to this post)
youtu.be/5d6WEj3KqOI?...
youtu.be/5d6WEj3KqOI?...
“no, I won’t get an FDA-approved Covid vaccine but I’m totally down for this ‘blood cleaning’ from a chiropractor who does not practice medicine.”
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December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
“no, I won’t get an FDA-approved Covid vaccine but I’m totally down for this ‘blood cleaning’ from a chiropractor who does not practice medicine.”
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If you are still subscribing to the fascist rag known as the @washingtonpost.com .... Why, exactly?
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If you are still subscribing to the fascist rag known as the @washingtonpost.com .... Why, exactly?
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Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.
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Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
Refs are absolutely jobbing the #commanders here
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Refs are absolutely jobbing the #commanders here
#Commanders got absolutely reamed by the stupid video assist there. What a dumb rule.
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
#Commanders got absolutely reamed by the stupid video assist there. What a dumb rule.
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Pretty much ANY statistic you see cited to frighten you about vaccines comes from the VAERS database. (Including the recent evidence-free missive from Vinay Prasad). Here's why VAERS can NEVER be a proper source for population-level vaccine risk estimates.
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November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Pretty much ANY statistic you see cited to frighten you about vaccines comes from the VAERS database. (Including the recent evidence-free missive from Vinay Prasad). Here's why VAERS can NEVER be a proper source for population-level vaccine risk estimates.
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Tom Stoppard, Award-Winning Playwright of Witty Drama, Dies at 88
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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The Orioles land a late-inning arm. They have an agreement on a two-year deal with an opt out after the first for Ryan Helsley, source confirms, as Jeff Passan reported. Pending physical
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The Orioles land a late-inning arm. They have an agreement on a two-year deal with an opt out after the first for Ryan Helsley, source confirms, as Jeff Passan reported. Pending physical
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Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
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Mad About You and Seinfeld had a crossover in the first season with Kramer and Mad About You and Friends had repeated crossovers with Ursula so basically the 90s NBC prime time schedule was the marvel universe
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Mad About You and Seinfeld had a crossover in the first season with Kramer and Mad About You and Friends had repeated crossovers with Ursula so basically the 90s NBC prime time schedule was the marvel universe
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As a retiring but still sitting member of the House, MTG has the opportunity to read into the public record documents that otherwise could not be released... and would be protected by the constitution's speech or debate clause from prosecution.
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
As a retiring but still sitting member of the House, MTG has the opportunity to read into the public record documents that otherwise could not be released... and would be protected by the constitution's speech or debate clause from prosecution.
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Last week, the US military missed an actual drug boat in the Pacific carrying 13.2 tons of narcotics, which Panama seized—one of the largest hauls to date. Instead of blowing it out of the water, 10 suspects were arrested, and valuable intelligence was gathered. What a concept.
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Last week, the US military missed an actual drug boat in the Pacific carrying 13.2 tons of narcotics, which Panama seized—one of the largest hauls to date. Instead of blowing it out of the water, 10 suspects were arrested, and valuable intelligence was gathered. What a concept.
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the sense of incredulity and comic revulsion i get every time i see a cybertruck in the wild has not been reduced by even a single degree in all the time they’ve been on the street
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
the sense of incredulity and comic revulsion i get every time i see a cybertruck in the wild has not been reduced by even a single degree in all the time they’ve been on the street
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some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
Representatives should be calling for impeachment TODAY—of BOTH parties, but especially Dems after they have proven to be feckless cowards in the last two weeks.
NO FURTHER REVELATIONS NEEDED. We all know what he is. He needs to be removed. #Impeach @aoc.bluesky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
NO FURTHER REVELATIONS NEEDED. We all know what he is. He needs to be removed. #Impeach @aoc.bluesky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Representatives should be calling for impeachment TODAY—of BOTH parties, but especially Dems after they have proven to be feckless cowards in the last two weeks.
NO FURTHER REVELATIONS NEEDED. We all know what he is. He needs to be removed. #Impeach @aoc.bluesky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
NO FURTHER REVELATIONS NEEDED. We all know what he is. He needs to be removed. #Impeach @aoc.bluesky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social