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Golgo 1312
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The crime... is life! The sentence... is death!
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If you're here because I criticized the Democrats, please read this and try to digest it.
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My brother called santa deniers "grinchcels" and I still laugh at that.
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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me rn:
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
No fucking way
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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This is why OpenAI is selling so aggressively to education at all levels—they want to create entire generations of users incapable of reading, writing and thinking without ChatGPT to hold their hands

And teachers and professors should call this out for what it actually is
To bear out this rosy projection, HSBC assumes that OpenAI will become "as ubiquitous [...] as Microsoft 365" (345mm users worldwide) while bringing in 10x the number of users (3bn).
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We should sideline voices like Hydrogen Bomb and elevate charismatic figures such as Coughing Baby
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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They're right and they should say it
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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“webcomics used to be good" factoid actualy just statistical error. average webcomic posts 0 bangers per year. achewood georg, who lived in cave & posted over 10,000 bangers each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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A thing that I feel has not been discussed enough is that the highly paid IT and infosec guys at any company you care to name all seem to be absolutely insane right-wing freaks with the impulse control of a drunk toddler
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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if someone pulls out their phone at a party, opens grok, and goes "w-wait, no hold on... its gonna be epic... i just gotta take a pic of you for a EPIC grok roast with BASED vulgar forbidden words!!"

im attacking and eating that individual, like full on tooth and nail animalistic cannibalism
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Butterball CEO: friends I come to you with both challenging and exciting news about my proposed changes for the Butterball company to meet the modern world
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This is a terrifying shot across the bow regarding climate collapse. Also nearly every comment below the original skeet is bizarre and insane for some reason.
”If it doesn’t rain in Tehran by late November, we’ll have to [formally] ration water. And if it still doesn’t rain, we’ll have to evacuate Tehran.”

Tehran is running out of water. The situation is so dire that Iran's president is insisting that the capital city must relocate.
Iran's capital must relocate due to dire water situation, president insists
Tehran's troubles are a red flag for thirsty cities around the globe.
www.motherjones.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I'm cackling, it's such a polite afterthought
A Nice Sleepover with My Beloved Big Sister (6) And If Possible, Commit Familial Adultery
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Running Man kicked ass. Predator: Badlands kicked ass. It's been a good month for fun action movies!
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
She Liv on my Junior till I Arf, K
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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so many to choose from
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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extremely prescient
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Exhibit B: Close Your Eyes and Look at the Mountains
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Exhibit A: florkofcows
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM