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To strangers who do not know me or even follow me, and want to interact with me as if this was twitter:

I don't know you and simply do not care about your weird, likely incorrect, antagonistic video game opinions.

If you feel the need to correct me over something you don't understand: Log off.
This menacing Santa.

Looking like he's watching Joffrey choke to death

Looking like "Want the antidote?"

Bro said "this is made out of people on the naughty list"

Bout to commit hoho-homicide with a jingle jangle strangle.

Eats the legs first so the gingerbread men feel it

Beans kid lookin'--
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My brother called santa deniers "grinchcels" and I still laugh at that.
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I hope metroid prime 4 is good, and I hope the annoying nerd doesn't mess things up.

You don't have to defend the annoying nerd if he does though. He's not a real person. He doesn't have feelings. He is a bad design decision shaped like a person.

He is MCU Clippie. Quippie, if you will.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
People who asert the world can't improve have to go out of their way to disregard the fact that Yakuza 0 gave us so many incredible women who draw Majima now.

Delusional behavior.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Jk Rowling can get bent. If you're dumb to give her money on her rerun tour of mediocre stories for babies you can get bent too.

There is literally too much media and art to consume, and you don't want to leave spencer's gifts. You're such a hufflepuff.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The villain cries out to me: "That's not what 'death of the author' means!"

Me, the Hero, bloody, smirking, and standing slowly as the anime music kicks in: "It does now... because of the death of the author!"

The team watching me draxx this clown: "His reading comprehension is off the charts...!"
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A cool doohicky would fix me.
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
zelda movie looks competent. I'm sure it'll be as good as mario, minecraft, and rings of power and link will get a boomerang, and be healed by a fairy, and see a goron who eats a rock, and plays an ocarina, and you will leo point at it for an hour because movies only have to be commercials now.
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"That looks like a bonfire over there, tarnished! Maybe we should rest over there!"
"We can't escape the cycle of death and rebirth, but at least I don't have to farm cabbages anymore so... win?"
"Lightning is useful against dragons, tarnished! I hope there isn't one in this lake!"
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This put knots in my stomach. I'm so bummed.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Actually the doctor is Frankenstein. You meant Del Toro; Frankenstein’s director.
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
To strangers who do not know me or even follow me, and want to interact with me as if this was twitter:

I don't know you and simply do not care about your weird, likely incorrect, antagonistic video game opinions.

If you feel the need to correct me over something you don't understand: Log off.
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Avatar and things. Now I look less like a bot.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Grok, I have every unicorn in the world guarded by the red bull. Why am I not happy?
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I do not care for Valve, but Nintendo is now run by accountants, Sony doesn't make games, and Microsoft is burning everything down like it is want to do every 5 years for the sake of a plagiarism fad. I'll take a steam machine.

It's getting to a point where why would anyone want to buy a console?
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
*shaking and holding back tears* Mario would not be mean to Bowser... This isn't canon...
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Painting a grass texture :)
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I mean, we all knew The Game Awards is basically two E3 presentations wearing a trenchcoat, and Geoff Keighley an empty, light, flaky Kojima Productions-branded phyllo dough shell of a man. But god damn.

I am once again begging y'all to elevate the DICE and BAFTA game awards above this shit.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Establishment Democrats aren’t afraid of the GOP. They simply agree with the GOP in almost all the ways that count. And it is in those ways they do the most harm to the poor, to the sick, and to immigrants.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM