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Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻

@westviewwandam.bsky.social

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English teacher. My jokes rarely land. Vaccines work. Black Lives Matter. Abortion is healthcare. She/Her/Hers

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Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · Jul 12

When I’m president, bras for big naturals will be covered under the ACA and not look like cones suspended on straps.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3h

So this is what Trump came away with immediately after visiting Japan, huh?

Herb Scribner @herbscribner.bsky.social · 3h

☢️ President Trump says in Truth Social post tonight that U.S. will resume testing nuclear weapons again.

— The US hasn’t tested nuclear weapons in three decades. This is a major shift in policy.

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Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 3h

It’s like the Gen AI was fed footage of Friends and Will and Grace.

Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 3h

I am a ways away from NYC, but even I will be doing this when the cope turns to seethe

a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .

Alt: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .

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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 3h

Trump admin is seriously running into brick walls in criminal court.

Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 4h

Indicted for shit posting on Blue Sky but the jury said nah

Jury Acquits Man Accused of Soliciting Trump’s Murder on Bluesky

A jury took about two hours Tuesday to acquit a man accused of soliciting President Donald Trump’s assassination on social media, a setback for the Justice Department office led by Trump’s newly-insta...

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Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 3h

The worst violence you witness in the finale of Slow Horses happens in the very last scene of the episode. 🤢 🦶 #IYKYK

Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 3h

Here’s what Google told me:

Screenshot of Google AI summary of the etymology of the term dooryard

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Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 3h

AI came up with this answer:

Screenshot of AI summary of the etymology of dooryard

Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 3h

Oh yeah, that too! Lol maybe my family just had an oddly specific dialect.

Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 3h

It is a stand in for driveway. At least that is the usage I have always associated with it.

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Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 3h

Interesting. My dad, whose parents and grandparents hailed from Pembroke, Maine used it, and I picked it up from him.

Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 3h

And @ed3d.net

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Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 3h

cc: @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social @figgityfigs.bsky.social @djinnandtonic.bsky.social @nied.bsky.social

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Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 3h

Testing a theory: how many folks #onhere have heard of and/or used the term dooryard? My husband (raised in WV) was utterly gobsmacked when I told him that I was in the dooryard when speaking to him on the phone this afternoon.

Particularly interested in the responses of New Englanders

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 4h

The behavior of a corrupt dictator who has utter disdain for the American people

What shutdown? Trump isn’t canceling travel, golf, or his ballroom even with the government shuttered. - The Boston Globe

In shutdowns past — including during President Trump’s first term — presidents normally scaled back their schedules.

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Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 4h

Be all that you can be 🫡

Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 4h

today in DC i saw National Guard troops picking up litter and standing around aimlessly 🫡

Natasha Bertrand @natashabertrand.bsky.social · 4h

NEW: National Guard troops deployed in Washington, DC, will remain mobilized in the city at least through February 2026. Hegseth extended their orders on Monday. edition.cnn.com/2025/10/29/p...

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 7h

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

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Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 6h

The contrast with SNAP is deafening.

The White House is stretching well beyond what anyone could claim is legal in order to pay the troops — while simultaneously stretching beyond what’s legal to NOT pay SNAP benefits.

Bobby Kogan @bbkogan.bsky.social · 6h

The White House says it’s going to use procurement dollars to illegally pay the troops for rather than do it the legal way of enacting a military pay bill.

You cannot w/ a straight face tell me using procurement dollars to pay the military adheres to the purpose statute and the Antideficiency Act.

Zoom in: Earlier in the week it was unclear whether the White House Office of Management and Budget (OMB) could find roughly $5.3 billion to make the military's payroll by Friday, but two White House officials tell Axios the money was found at the last minute. The OMB found:
$2.5 billion from a military housing fund specified in Trump's "big beautiful bill" to continue paying housing allowances for military personnel.
• $1.4 billion from the Research, Development, Test and Evaluation fund, which largely will cover U.S. Army and Air Force payroll. The account normally funds military research and was heavily relied upon two weeks ago to cover military paychecks.
• $1.4 billion from a Defense Department procurement account for building U.S. Navy ships, largely to fund the Navy and Marines.

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Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 5h

Thought you were going to say “Drops of Jupiter” ha ha

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Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 5h

He looks like the Nazi who gazed upon the Ark of the Covenant

a man wearing glasses and a hat is laughing with his tongue out

Alt: a man wearing glasses and a hat is laughing with his tongue out

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Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 6h

Stickers

🎃sh McGonighoul @ashmcgonigal.com · 7h

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Knickers

Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 7h

Change one letter, ruin a candy:

Milky Hay

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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 9h

Window shopping is now open on healthcare.gov.

Find your plan—and if you don’t think you can afford it anymore, tell Republicans to work with Democrats to reopen the government and address skyrocketing health care premiums.

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Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 6h

Marin Kitagawa with long blond hair and pink contacts on the left and Wakana Gojo with spiky dark hair and a blush on the right

Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 6h

This also works well for Marin and Wakana in My Dress-Up Darling

Melia @scarletdrag0n.bsky.social · 10h

Good morning!! I hope everyone has a wonderful yuriful Wednesday!

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Wanda Maximoff 🎃👻 @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 7h

Upon seeing that image I am now drier than the deserts on Mars. You couldn’t even prove that moisture once existed in me.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 7h

LRT: Elevating comedians and people who Post Good into positions of political commentary was a huge mistake and we gotta fix it

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