Nick Knacks
@velcroking.bsky.social
(he/him) Professional shit-talker, comedian, IT professional, and recovering street performer. "Award-winning."
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Jeff Epstein’s best friend thinks I live in a hellhole and that my neighbors are garbage, which I just assume is part of him grieving over the loss of his best friend, Jeff Epstein.
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Jeff Epstein’s best friend thinks I live in a hellhole and that my neighbors are garbage, which I just assume is part of him grieving over the loss of his best friend, Jeff Epstein.
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This evening, a resident was kidnapped by agents with face coverings. They disguised themselves in masks and as Uber drivers. They even left kids abandoned inside a car in the freezing cold. 1/
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This evening, a resident was kidnapped by agents with face coverings. They disguised themselves in masks and as Uber drivers. They even left kids abandoned inside a car in the freezing cold. 1/
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
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Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
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KSTP meteorologist posting AI videos on Twitter of what he says is what Minneapolis will look like if his forecast is correct is really something… not a valid weather news source going forward imo
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
KSTP meteorologist posting AI videos on Twitter of what he says is what Minneapolis will look like if his forecast is correct is really something… not a valid weather news source going forward imo
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The democrats are absolute political sharp shooters for their own feet. Never miss a shot, blasting their own toes off one by one.
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The democrats are absolute political sharp shooters for their own feet. Never miss a shot, blasting their own toes off one by one.
I'm going to have entirely too much fun with this.
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm going to have entirely too much fun with this.
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw
- DEVO
- Viagra Boys
- Nine Inch Nails
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- CAKE
- DEVO
- Viagra Boys
- Nine Inch Nails
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- CAKE
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw
- bôa
- Guitar Wolf
- Jidenna
- The Coathangers
- Janelle Monae
- bôa
- Guitar Wolf
- Jidenna
- The Coathangers
- Janelle Monae
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw
- The Frights/Remo Drive
- Fall Out Boy
- Jawbreaker
- The Mountain Goats
- Panopticon 2x
- The Frights/Remo Drive
- Fall Out Boy
- Jawbreaker
- The Mountain Goats
- Panopticon 2x
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you saw
- DEVO
- Viagra Boys
- Nine Inch Nails
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- CAKE
- DEVO
- Viagra Boys
- Nine Inch Nails
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- CAKE
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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“How can anyone believe in the ethics of the DFL when someone like this can remain in multiple party leadership positions, especially one determining appropriate conduct in the party?”
taylordahlin.com/f/the-dfls-c...
taylordahlin.com/f/the-dfls-c...
The DFL's Cyndy Martin Problem
On July 3, 2024, MN DFL CD8 chair Cyndy Martin hit and killed 19 year old Carter Haithcock, the father of a young son, as he walked along the road with her vehicle on the Iron Range near Nashwauk on h...
taylordahlin.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“How can anyone believe in the ethics of the DFL when someone like this can remain in multiple party leadership positions, especially one determining appropriate conduct in the party?”
taylordahlin.com/f/the-dfls-c...
taylordahlin.com/f/the-dfls-c...
Not the first time.
At Menards.
Me: Ooh! <starts walking away>
Husband: No salt licks.
Me: Aw.
Me: Ooh! <starts walking away>
Husband: No salt licks.
Me: Aw.
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Not the first time.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Every time she comes up, I remind you all that Pamela Paul killed a pro trans paragraph in a review I wrote for the New York Times, lied about it in the press, then when I confronted her with receipts, said “Let’s keep this to ourselves.”
In which a straight woman highlights a bunch of known anti trans activists and claims there's a divide in the queer community.
It's pure propaganda and gaslighting.
It's pure propaganda and gaslighting.
November 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Every time she comes up, I remind you all that Pamela Paul killed a pro trans paragraph in a review I wrote for the New York Times, lied about it in the press, then when I confronted her with receipts, said “Let’s keep this to ourselves.”
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Great work to whomever put up these signs around the Franklin / Hiawatha fence labyrinth.
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Great work to whomever put up these signs around the Franklin / Hiawatha fence labyrinth.
Jacob Frey: The Republican's Candidate
#DontRankFrey
#DontRankFrey
steve minn has said that he voted for donald trump three times, and his company lupe developmment gave safer hennepin $25k for them to send mailers calling for republicans to vote for jacob frey
the media not writing about the conservative DFL / republican alliance this year is a failure!
the media not writing about the conservative DFL / republican alliance this year is a failure!
Here is who is funding Safer Hennepin, who is calling for Republicans to vote for Jacob Frey, and some history on the PAC -
taylordahlin.com/f/safer-henn...
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November 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Jacob Frey: The Republican's Candidate
#DontRankFrey
#DontRankFrey
If Frey had to withstand a quarter of the scrutiny Fateh is facing this election, people would have marched him out of the city with pitchforks and torches. #dontrankfrey
We cannot keep anticipating a different result from Mayor Frey when he has shown us time and time again that keeping our communities safe is not his priority. Mariah Samuels deserved better. We all do.
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Minneapolis woman’s killing exposes gaps in how police investigate domestic violence
In the aftermath of a brutal assault, department leaders failed to assign an investigator to Mariah Samuels’ case. That’s not uncommon.
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October 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If Frey had to withstand a quarter of the scrutiny Fateh is facing this election, people would have marched him out of the city with pitchforks and torches. #dontrankfrey
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Butlerfinger
Butlerfinger
Footsie Roll
Nut Goonie
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Butlerfinger
Butlerfinger
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Furthermore public transit teaches you how to live with temporary minor annoyances and cars teach you that you're god's most special baby and your moment-to-moment comfort is the only important thing in the world
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Furthermore public transit teaches you how to live with temporary minor annoyances and cars teach you that you're god's most special baby and your moment-to-moment comfort is the only important thing in the world
This awesome little update came with my ballot! Def signing up for this, I love what the city does to make voting easy & accessible.
PS mail-in ballots already needed ri br mailed, so if you still have yours you'll need to drop it off or contact Elections & Voter Services to vote in-person on 11/4!
PS mail-in ballots already needed ri br mailed, so if you still have yours you'll need to drop it off or contact Elections & Voter Services to vote in-person on 11/4!
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This awesome little update came with my ballot! Def signing up for this, I love what the city does to make voting easy & accessible.
PS mail-in ballots already needed ri br mailed, so if you still have yours you'll need to drop it off or contact Elections & Voter Services to vote in-person on 11/4!
PS mail-in ballots already needed ri br mailed, so if you still have yours you'll need to drop it off or contact Elections & Voter Services to vote in-person on 11/4!
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the absolute funniest demographic chart maintained by the City of Minneapolis is its map of divorced dudes (they're all in Downtown West)
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the absolute funniest demographic chart maintained by the City of Minneapolis is its map of divorced dudes (they're all in Downtown West)
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“i’m tired of being told jacob frey is progressive. he’s happy to lie to national media about minneapolis’ progress…the only way we will get a fair deal for the roof depot is if we fight back” says michael of climate justice committee
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“i’m tired of being told jacob frey is progressive. he’s happy to lie to national media about minneapolis’ progress…the only way we will get a fair deal for the roof depot is if we fight back” says michael of climate justice committee