If my nerd friends had heard this in high school, we would have never stopped making insufferable "going to the gym makes you stupid" jokes

Does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours? Asking for a friend

"excessive" chemical munitions? "Excessive"??! What would be the right amount of chemical munitions for people to breathe when they leave their homes to run errands?

lamb of dog, who slepps away the sins of the world

Paula Brart, hall art

A computer should answer you in the form of a terse jargon-dense help file, or with a seg fault, all other answers are from the devil

If the chatbot in the computer ever tries to answer your questions with a sense of familiarity or agreeableness, you need to smash that computer with a baseball bat, the computer is not your friend

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It was nice. Lots of familiar SPBC faces, and BikeMN folks. We even had a project manager from public works join us. Lots of good observations about what will make it a better place to ride

If you are here, all our CEOs belong to the same radical cell of RTO Octoberists, who are dedicated to overthrowing the International Work From Homers of the World

Welcome back to The Office On Mondays to all who celebrate

In 1874, Aaron Goodrich wrote a 500 page hatergram about how Christopher Columbus was a fraud and a huckster who'd gotten 300 years of unearned press, he couldn't captain a ship to save his life, and he was a horrible monster who enslaved abused and killed indigenous people

Got frustrated trying to type a long sentence into a poorly responsive web form and think I bruised one of my typing thumbs

A long time ago, my brother and I were making music with adopted stage names of Measles and Mumps, anyways, here's a Measles song about assholes like Charlie Kirk

on.soundcloud.com/VeK5XyCEwPcG...

Trump doing some sort of Omelas Sin Eater bit is maybe one of his stranger turns

I hope @dewayneforminneapolis.com doesn't mind me retelling a story he told me when we first met last winter. I kept it to myself because he wasn’t telling it publicly but he mentioned it yesterday. It’s one of the things that’s leading me to rank him first. A hope-its-ok-and-I-get-right 🧵:

Just want to take this opportunity to remind my tens of thousands of followers that so called organic produce is a psyop by the raccoon Illuminati to sell you fruit that will go bad and end up in the garbage can faster

Biking about a better Summit, with @bikemn.bsky.social

Testing in prod environment

this thought brought to you by a hike at Interstate

News at 11: Your kids are being preyed on by The Blob, an unknowable menace fed by our hubris.
But now: OpenAI says it will replace human needs and desires, and investors agree! Mike has been reading up on how we may entomb our humanity in a cask of pure money, isn't that right, Mike?

I get it, robots bad. But also, when I was in high school, if you asked me if I know someone who had done drugs, I would have probably said yes because I didn't know how drugs work, or surveys for that matter. I'd heard rumor of drugs. I had never seen drugs. I was a dork. Survey casts a wide net

Legally, only one company can tell you what routes are popular, I guess. Before Garmin, nobody else had ever had this idea, allegedly.