Omelet
@omelet.bsky.social
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I like cats and omelets, but for different reasons. Reasonable Minnesota sports fan.
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omelet.bsky.social
Broke even, at best
omelet.bsky.social
Popeye walked with a huge budget and an auteur filmmaker so that Dick Tracy could run with the same
omelet.bsky.social
Testing in prod environment
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.
philistella.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.
omelet.bsky.social
I fell asleep twice
mlbbot.bsky.social
What an epic baseball game last night 💙
ALDS Game 5 by the numbers
Minutes played: 298
Pitches thrown: 472
Plate appearances: 115
Pitchers used: 15
Pictured: Jorge Polanco points to the crowd after his walk-off hit. He wears a white Mariners uniform and a navy helmet.
omelet.bsky.social
Is this day two? Everything she does gets leaked and with a commentary
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justinklugh.bsky.social
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
omelet.bsky.social
Looking at you, Wirecutter
claireadida.bsky.social
Why is a class action lawsuit against Amazon alleging Prime Day is a scam getting zero coverage by mainstream media?

Could it be because media outlets get a cut when a customer purchases a Prime Day product when clicking through their featured deals?

h/t @juddlegum.bsky.social
UPDATE: Lawsuit alleges Prime Day is a fraud
The federal class action lawsuit has been ignored by major media outlets, which continue to promote Prime Day deals.
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omelet.bsky.social
Went from curious to not ranking Her in only the last week because of the SOS connections
omelet.bsky.social
Nina in Saint Paul. Nine-uh, the famed madam
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
omelet.bsky.social
The Saint Paul version of this is “five good townie bars” and “Culver’s”
grantbrisbee.bsky.social
I don’t min Chipotle when I’m out of town, but there are five good taquerias between every Chipotle here, and they’re all better and cheaper.
omelet.bsky.social
Get it together. Both of you
omelet.bsky.social
… still not completely built
omelet.bsky.social
What is this? Dodgers in 4
mlbbot.bsky.social
The Phillies have a limited-edition "Fall Classic Shake" with vanilla soft serve blended with dulce de leche and topped with an apple cider donut 😮
The Phillies Fall Classic Shake topped with in an apple cider donut. The shake is placed on a bale of straw with a pumpkin in the background.
omelet.bsky.social
Is this the same Claire’s that every 13 year old has stolen from as a right of passage?
omelet.bsky.social
The world was not ready for the Popeye (1980) movie. At least 10 years ahead of its time. Would make sense in the era of Dick Tracy and Hook with its production design and world building
omelet.bsky.social
I ❤️ LA > New York, New York > Go Cubs Go
omelet.bsky.social
“What’s that old-timer dog that’s always up in people’s shit”
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We went to the women’s sports bar on Bowery last night and I met a lesbian from LA who asked me, unprompted, if I thought there was something up with Kiké Hernandez sexually
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
“marge, my friend, i haven’t learned a thing”
rockshrimp.bsky.social
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
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jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.
Emergency World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland, with blurred photi of naked bicyclists.
omelet.bsky.social
“A son who owns a factory…”