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@schlazor.bsky.social
❤️ insured motorist 🧡 grocery getter 💛 trash animal 💚 poorly gardener 💙 touch typist 💜
Pinned
fellas, you can take selfies with baked goods instead of dead animals if you want to
I like the wheat Chex in the Chex mix best
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I like the wheat Chex in the Chex mix best
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
has there been an Eggo x Lego collab yet
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
has there been an Eggo x Lego collab yet
there’s sap in my mouth but it looks good 👍
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
there’s sap in my mouth but it looks good 👍
Cities 97 is stuck!! For like an hour now lolol
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Cities 97 is stuck!! For like an hour now lolol
“come back to the office, for the culture!”
the culture:
the culture:
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“come back to the office, for the culture!”
the culture:
the culture:
Local Aldi has two sizes of carts, and they are expecting people to put them back in appropriate rows, labeled with masking tape, in Minnesota, in the winter.
As you’d expect, this is not going well.
As you’d expect, this is not going well.
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Local Aldi has two sizes of carts, and they are expecting people to put them back in appropriate rows, labeled with masking tape, in Minnesota, in the winter.
As you’d expect, this is not going well.
As you’d expect, this is not going well.
Happy happy birthday to @lshalott.bsky.social!!!
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Happy happy birthday to @lshalott.bsky.social!!!
Came back with a tree and only a medium amount of anger
Will I come back from Costco a) alive b) with a Christmas tree c) none pizza left beef
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Came back with a tree and only a medium amount of anger
Will I come back from Costco a) alive b) with a Christmas tree c) none pizza left beef
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Will I come back from Costco a) alive b) with a Christmas tree c) none pizza left beef
Putting the winter duvet cover on send help
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Putting the winter duvet cover on send help
Gonna start selling loosies (single little Debbie Christmas tree cakes)
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Gonna start selling loosies (single little Debbie Christmas tree cakes)
No one is coming to my house and using all my clean dishes today 🙌🙌
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
No one is coming to my house and using all my clean dishes today 🙌🙌
Nobody goes on junkets anymore
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Nobody goes on junkets anymore
This is for the boys: stop it with the cologne. It’s too much.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
This is for the boys: stop it with the cologne. It’s too much.
Still salty that “Pat the Bunny” is not a book about a bunny named Pat
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Still salty that “Pat the Bunny” is not a book about a bunny named Pat
We go on walks
We go on long walks
But we don’t really talk about anything
We go on long walks
But we don’t really talk about anything
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
We go on walks
We go on long walks
But we don’t really talk about anything
We go on long walks
But we don’t really talk about anything
Maybe the real Black Friday was the affordable friends we made along the way
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Maybe the real Black Friday was the affordable friends we made along the way
Only one popped circuit so far
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Only one popped circuit so far
Has Jesus taken the wheel yet?
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Has Jesus taken the wheel yet?
the modern recipe card
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the modern recipe card