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schlazor.bsky.social
david schlenk pumpkins
@schlazor.bsky.social
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❤️ insured motorist 🧡 grocery getter 💛 trash animal 💚 poorly gardener 💙 touch typist 💜
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · Feb 7
fellas, you can take selfies with baked goods instead of dead animals if you want to
It’s me with my bagels. I could use a shower and a haircut
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 4h
it’s okay, you can make another pot of coffee if you want to
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 5h
lamb of dog, who slepps away the sins of the world
A black lab sleeping on a dog bed
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 6h
I like apples
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 20h
mine broke and I had to use my normal one like a peasant
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 22h
I thought they all left!
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
hot dog bowls
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
we are pals
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
LOOK WHO IS STILL HERE
A monarch butterfly
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 1d
boy dinner
soft pretzel, ritz crackers, cheddar cheese, deli turkey, apple slices, grapes, bell pepper slices, pickled hot peppers, half sour pickle
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
Fake antiques roadshow screen shot of a painting with a person feeding a baby soup and the caption says “babies die without soup” $4,000-$6,000
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
90 minutes into a 30 minute meal lol
Me and some soup stuff
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
Final step is the apology pizza dough cinnamon rolls recipe
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
30 minute meal and one of the ingredients is 3 pounds of potatoes, peeled and diced
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
“Remember salute your shorts?” No I do not I was watching Mathnet on channel 2
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
Some people had cable growing up but others (me) grew up watching such classics as To Dance with the White Dog on channel 4 on the 13” Panasonic that you had to whap the side of every so often when the red and blue electron guns got tired
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
Rx not ready and it’s been 4 days
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 2d
I stg I will never step foot in a Walgreens again
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 3d
Rate my quesadilla
I think it’s pretty good
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 3d
Oh no!
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 3d
They’re fine! I wouldn’t pay full price.
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 3d
These little turd nuggets went on clearance so imma try em please pray for my insides
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 3d
When Columbo asks if he’s supposed to use one of the fancy soaps and Mrs. Williams says of course and then he asks about the used one sticking to the others, that’s me, I’m worried that I’m going to ruin the soaps.
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 3d
😑
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 3d
I have a headache 👎
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david schlenk pumpkins @schlazor.bsky.social · 4d
you protect the family
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