david schlenk turkeys
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fellas, you can take selfies with baked goods instead of dead animals if you want to
Watching a lady prep and cook 40 some varieties of squash and pumpkin from her garden. Absolute legend.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Watching a lady prep and cook 40 some varieties of squash and pumpkin from her garden. Absolute legend.
Bad week for the letter Z
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Bad week for the letter Z
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Think I might become a big bath guy. I should be taking more baths, perhaps with various salts. I wonder if this would change my constitution and raise my humors.
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Think I might become a big bath guy. I should be taking more baths, perhaps with various salts. I wonder if this would change my constitution and raise my humors.
People train run outta Stubville
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
People train run outta Stubville
My father in law took me hunting a few times. Mostly I walked around in the woods looking for a nice spot to read a book and drink my thermos of coffee. I would like to read a book and drink a thermos of coffee in the woods again.
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My father in law took me hunting a few times. Mostly I walked around in the woods looking for a nice spot to read a book and drink my thermos of coffee. I would like to read a book and drink a thermos of coffee in the woods again.
“Blah,” said Toad.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“Blah,” said Toad.
After I give him a treat at bedtime my dog goes and sleeps on the other side of the room instead of in his bed next to me
charlie brown is sitting in a chair with a sad look on his face and says `` good grief '' .
ALT: charlie brown is sitting in a chair with a sad look on his face and says `` good grief '' .
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November 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
After I give him a treat at bedtime my dog goes and sleeps on the other side of the room instead of in his bed next to me
I regret to inform you that I’ve failed to earn enough XP to remain in the diamond league this week
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I regret to inform you that I’ve failed to earn enough XP to remain in the diamond league this week
You’d think by season 8 she wouldn’t be so surprised about the murders, she wrote
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
You’d think by season 8 she wouldn’t be so surprised about the murders, she wrote
Tried to fix the power jack on my wife’s laptop and so anyway, anyone have any board-level electronics repair recommendations in the twin cities?
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Tried to fix the power jack on my wife’s laptop and so anyway, anyone have any board-level electronics repair recommendations in the twin cities?
I don’t like to brag but I’ve been offered a free trial of Microsoft 365
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I don’t like to brag but I’ve been offered a free trial of Microsoft 365
I cut a couch into four pieces today
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I cut a couch into four pieces today
Terrible! The battery in these headphones ran out.
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Terrible! The battery in these headphones ran out.
Double yolk! What does it mean?!?
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Double yolk! What does it mean?!?
I like to show my kid internet history but now my child is playing zombo.com loudly
ZOMBO
zombo.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I like to show my kid internet history but now my child is playing zombo.com loudly
Thirty years?!?
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Thirty years?!?
“Tickets are not currently available online” and other horror stories
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“Tickets are not currently available online” and other horror stories
*Jesus gets really into sourdough*
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
*Jesus gets really into sourdough*
this in large dad size would fix me
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
this in large dad size would fix me
My dog is immortal but if yours isn’t this is like half of what it costs on chewy
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My dog is immortal but if yours isn’t this is like half of what it costs on chewy