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Jaeger
@ursajaeger.bsky.social
An overthinking social caterpillar

Need some chamber pop? Don't know what chamber pop is?
-----> Sugardeer.net <-----

He/him
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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The truly depressing part of this ad is how misanthropic and miserable it is. "The holidays suck, wouldn't you rather just go to Mcdonalds?"
To have a village, you must be a villager. But our society is controlled by losers who can't even handle the mild inconveniences of having people who love you
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Living for the unexplained howl. Evolution trends toward the unexplained howl.
They have discovered a planet. It is jade, with massive dust. Infrequently, an unexplained howl is heard.
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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They have discovered a planet. It is jade, with massive dust. Infrequently, an unexplained howl is heard.
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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I'm out of lara chewsdays now it's tifa tuesday 👊
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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When I was four years old I learned what being "a writer" meant and I was like "oh, I'll do that". Every choice I made after was based around that goal
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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my evidence is that they were enslaved
If you have evidence Jefferson's slaves were abused or mistreated, I'm perfectly willing to review it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Opening back up for emergency commissions while I search for work 🫠
Kofi & Vgen below
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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we may in fact be entering the era of incumbent disadvantage

the internet has supercharged thermostatic backlash because it is biased towards negativity - negativity gets clicks

right now this is helping us because it’s turning Trump deeply unpopular, but it will hit his Dem successor too
I think the story of the last century or so of politics is that sustained backlashes against parties are basically extinct. We went from the Democrats being shut out of power for decades after the Civil War to Watergate only keeping Republicans out of the White House for four years
Lots of interesting stuff here, including Newsom being weirdly popular among young voters www.theargumentmag.com/p/the-covid-...
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Ok there's a dude already on the piano at my bagel shop. Let's see how long he gonna be there
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Modern Phoenix
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I remember a time, a long, long time ago now, when I used to go entire seconds without hearing something about the President of the United States of America.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Medieval peasants didn't even know about putting on a little podcast to go to sleep :(
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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People seem to have already forgotten this. The coke vs pepsi reduction of politics has rendered us a morally listless society. The shit I see people let Democrats get away with, just because they "aren't Republicans."
Like that was part of why MeToo was destroyed before it even got going.

Because the establishment pick for dem 2020 was credibly accused of rape. So MeToo had to go.
he…he literally had a credible rape allegation against him. and multiple allegations of harassment.
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Morning.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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It occurs to me, and I'm sure I'm not the only one, that what is happening with the ultra rich oppressing and exploiting everyone else is a mirror of what humans have done to the earth.
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Y'all who are piling onto these dumb 20-odd million trump supporters who're JUST NOT THAT SMART and now they're starting to put 2+2 together that they really fucked up TWICE, I have a question.

how the fuck do you expect us to get out of this? Are you actually just gonna be mad and bitchy forever?
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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these are not even the files lol
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You were in denial of the current president being an ACTUAL r*pist bc you're a sex offender yourself, or you stick your head in the ground when things get uncomfortable.

We were saying it since 2016. You didn't listen. Ever.

Evil, pathetic, likely both.

This mess is yours. Fuck you.
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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satcravat
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM