Johnny Nice Painter ⬛🖌️
@johnnynicepainter.bsky.social
Black. Black. Black! Like the clouds of death that follow me into the Forest of Doom! And hide in the wardrobe of darkness! Black!
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Johnny Nice Painter - I´m A Fly, Trapped In A Bottle Of Shadows!
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I think, perhaps, it is about time I explained myself to our American friends youtu.be/palevTnLiec?...
The thing about this though, if one were being cynical, is that they're all made up. None of them sprang fully formed from the birth of the universe.
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The thing about this though, if one were being cynical, is that they're all made up. None of them sprang fully formed from the birth of the universe.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
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The tree's up.
Merry fucking Christmas.
Merry fucking Christmas.
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
The tree's up.
Merry fucking Christmas.
Merry fucking Christmas.
My Santa spirit animal.
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My Santa spirit animal.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING UGLIEST THING I THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE WELL PLAYED FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE MOST FUCKING UGLIEST THING I THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE WELL PLAYED FIFA
Dear @iandunt.bsky.social. I took note of your comment in your latest email from your substack that Bluesky has "far too little silliness and far too few gags".
This made me sad. So to cheer you up a bit, here is the kangaroo from the Kangol logo sucking its own knob.
This made me sad. So to cheer you up a bit, here is the kangaroo from the Kangol logo sucking its own knob.
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Dear @iandunt.bsky.social. I took note of your comment in your latest email from your substack that Bluesky has "far too little silliness and far too few gags".
This made me sad. So to cheer you up a bit, here is the kangaroo from the Kangol logo sucking its own knob.
This made me sad. So to cheer you up a bit, here is the kangaroo from the Kangol logo sucking its own knob.
I have a pair of reading spectacles. I have a case for these reading spectacles. This reading spectacles case is made by Kangol. It has a cute little charm of the Kangol logo on the zipper. Has anybody *really* looked at the Kangol logo? I mean, properly.
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I have a pair of reading spectacles. I have a case for these reading spectacles. This reading spectacles case is made by Kangol. It has a cute little charm of the Kangol logo on the zipper. Has anybody *really* looked at the Kangol logo? I mean, properly.
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This pup is amazing!!! Some lighthearted, enjoyable content.
(Video posted on IG by gigishapirokulock)
(Video posted on IG by gigishapirokulock)
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This pup is amazing!!! Some lighthearted, enjoyable content.
(Video posted on IG by gigishapirokulock)
(Video posted on IG by gigishapirokulock)
From the Discover feed on Bluesky I have learned that people who own cats and also a Christmas tree are FUCKING INSANE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
From the Discover feed on Bluesky I have learned that people who own cats and also a Christmas tree are FUCKING INSANE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
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I'm no purist when it comes to participating in things we all know are bad. I try to reduce my harm but I'm an honest hypocrite.
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
Explore live radio by rotating the globe
Explore live radio by rotating the globe.
radio.garden
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm no purist when it comes to participating in things we all know are bad. I try to reduce my harm but I'm an honest hypocrite.
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
I won't judge you for still using Spotify, just try this rad alternative. I'm listening to music from Dar es Salaam. Where will you listen to? radio.garden/listen/furah...
I might. MIGHT. Just about tolerate this.
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I might. MIGHT. Just about tolerate this.
WHY ONLY A SELECTION OF PAMPHLETS WHY NOT *ALL* THE PAMPHLETS!?
Fucking hell, I wish I had £50 a month to spare, because there's at least 5 people who live near me who I would LOVE to set this up for. Probably shouldn't though. They'd most likely die of apoplexy, then I'd go to prison. I can't go to prison. They most likely don't do overnight oats.
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
WHY ONLY A SELECTION OF PAMPHLETS WHY NOT *ALL* THE PAMPHLETS!?
Fucking hell, I wish I had £50 a month to spare, because there's at least 5 people who live near me who I would LOVE to set this up for. Probably shouldn't though. They'd most likely die of apoplexy, then I'd go to prison. I can't go to prison. They most likely don't do overnight oats.
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Fucking hell, I wish I had £50 a month to spare, because there's at least 5 people who live near me who I would LOVE to set this up for. Probably shouldn't though. They'd most likely die of apoplexy, then I'd go to prison. I can't go to prison. They most likely don't do overnight oats.
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@bobfry.bsky.social Hard to pick a favourite Fall song, but if forced: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZhI...
Stephen Song (Remastered)
YouTube video by The Fall - Topic
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December 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
@bobfry.bsky.social Hard to pick a favourite Fall song, but if forced: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZhI...
Sorry, but you really are a very, very odd country.
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Sorry, but you really are a very, very odd country.
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We don't buy ourselves much, me and Mrs P. No particular reason for that; we just don't. What we have bought ourselves though is a Selfridges Mince Pie Advent Calendar, which as you can imagine is exquisite. Each tiny mince pie is made from a recipe from the 1929 Selfridges Household Encyclopedia.
December 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We don't buy ourselves much, me and Mrs P. No particular reason for that; we just don't. What we have bought ourselves though is a Selfridges Mince Pie Advent Calendar, which as you can imagine is exquisite. Each tiny mince pie is made from a recipe from the 1929 Selfridges Household Encyclopedia.
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Good morning.
Gonna have a pop at multi-millionaire Dicky Tice this morning.
The same Dicky Tice that hates foreigners in our country, hates muslims, is an MP for Boston & Skegness but lives in Dubai under SHARIA LAW!
Having a pop at children wearing ear defenders because he's a class 1 knobhead.
Gonna have a pop at multi-millionaire Dicky Tice this morning.
The same Dicky Tice that hates foreigners in our country, hates muslims, is an MP for Boston & Skegness but lives in Dubai under SHARIA LAW!
Having a pop at children wearing ear defenders because he's a class 1 knobhead.
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Good morning.
Gonna have a pop at multi-millionaire Dicky Tice this morning.
The same Dicky Tice that hates foreigners in our country, hates muslims, is an MP for Boston & Skegness but lives in Dubai under SHARIA LAW!
Having a pop at children wearing ear defenders because he's a class 1 knobhead.
Gonna have a pop at multi-millionaire Dicky Tice this morning.
The same Dicky Tice that hates foreigners in our country, hates muslims, is an MP for Boston & Skegness but lives in Dubai under SHARIA LAW!
Having a pop at children wearing ear defenders because he's a class 1 knobhead.
Lady With Glove by William-Adolphe Bouguereau
Original title: The Prostate Exam
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Yeah, I know, I've done this before. Don't care.
Original title: The Prostate Exam
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Yeah, I know, I've done this before. Don't care.
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Lady With Glove by William-Adolphe Bouguereau
Original title: The Prostate Exam
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Yeah, I know, I've done this before. Don't care.
Original title: The Prostate Exam
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Yeah, I know, I've done this before. Don't care.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Currently listening to Handel's Saeviat tellus "O nox dulcis" on Radio 3. What with this and the overnight oats I'm starting to suspect I'm being subsumed by an alien entity. I mean, a scant 10 years ago it would have been The Fall and a bowl of fucking Cheerios. Send help.
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Handel : Saeviat tellus "O nox dulcis" / Lezhneva
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December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Currently listening to Handel's Saeviat tellus "O nox dulcis" on Radio 3. What with this and the overnight oats I'm starting to suspect I'm being subsumed by an alien entity. I mean, a scant 10 years ago it would have been The Fall and a bowl of fucking Cheerios. Send help.
youtu.be/dlCYP9YlogM?...
youtu.be/dlCYP9YlogM?...
Lovely idea. I like it.
This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Lovely idea. I like it.