Melinda Salisbury
@melindasalisbury.com
Athos in the streets. Aramis in the sheets. Porthos in the skeets
Author. https://linktr.ee/melsalisbury
Fix your hearts or die
she/her
Author. https://linktr.ee/melsalisbury
Fix your hearts or die
she/her
Pinned
Melinda Salisbury
@melindasalisbury.com
· Oct 10
David Fickling Books has snapped up an 'exceptional' new YA novel by four-time Carnegie Medal-nominated author Melinda Salisbury, sparking a six-figure US deal. Local Gods will publish in summer 2026 👇 #BookSky
Melinda Salisbury’s new YA fantasy goes to DFB and sparks six-figure US deal
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Hello, everybody! I have GREAT NEWS!!!!!
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In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself
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I would watch the shit out of this buddy movie.
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I would watch the shit out of this buddy movie.
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
Can't believe I've logged in to find my favourite font is now considered woke
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Can't believe I've logged in to find my favourite font is now considered woke
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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“As prices for streaming subscriptions continue to soar and finding movies to watch, new and old, is becoming harder as the number of streaming services continues to grow, people are turning to the unexpected last stronghold of physical media: the public library.”
The Last Video Rental Store Is Your Public Library
Audio-visual librarians are quietly amassing large physical media collections amid the IP disputes threatening select availability.
www.404media.co
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“As prices for streaming subscriptions continue to soar and finding movies to watch, new and old, is becoming harder as the number of streaming services continues to grow, people are turning to the unexpected last stronghold of physical media: the public library.”
Oh good, another storm. I had so been missing a storm since (checks calendar) Saturday's storm
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Oh good, another storm. I had so been missing a storm since (checks calendar) Saturday's storm
Think we should bring back being able to get a little vial of laudanum from the chemist
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Think we should bring back being able to get a little vial of laudanum from the chemist
Apple, bring back the cute little clip-on Shuffle. Now is the hour
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Apple, bring back the cute little clip-on Shuffle. Now is the hour
Human men see something not like them, call it monstrous and strange and want to hunt it, to kill it. To master it.
Human women see something not like them, call it monstrous and strange and they want to date it, kiss it on the mouth. Make biscuits for it
Human women see something not like them, call it monstrous and strange and they want to date it, kiss it on the mouth. Make biscuits for it
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Human men see something not like them, call it monstrous and strange and want to hunt it, to kill it. To master it.
Human women see something not like them, call it monstrous and strange and they want to date it, kiss it on the mouth. Make biscuits for it
Human women see something not like them, call it monstrous and strange and they want to date it, kiss it on the mouth. Make biscuits for it
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You read books like Moby Dick and watch movies like Pinocchio and realise how bad a rep whales once had. They must have been thrilled when Jaws came along and focused all that negative PR on sharks. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Jaws was initially pitched by a whale
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
You read books like Moby Dick and watch movies like Pinocchio and realise how bad a rep whales once had. They must have been thrilled when Jaws came along and focused all that negative PR on sharks. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Jaws was initially pitched by a whale
Not to judge or brag, but there are films that came out this year - Sinners, The Ballad of Wallis Island, Frankenstein - that I've already seen more than six times, with at least three screenings while they were still at the cinema. Your "hard mode" being not including Star Wars is Baby Mode to me
December 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Not to judge or brag, but there are films that came out this year - Sinners, The Ballad of Wallis Island, Frankenstein - that I've already seen more than six times, with at least three screenings while they were still at the cinema. Your "hard mode" being not including Star Wars is Baby Mode to me
This writing is so good I have been chanting parts of it like a spell since I read it.
"The color of an email from an exec proposing a live-action remake. The color of the popcorn ceiling in the hotel room of said exec’s extramarital affair. It is the color of the word “exec.”"
"The color of an email from an exec proposing a live-action remake. The color of the popcorn ceiling in the hotel room of said exec’s extramarital affair. It is the color of the word “exec.”"
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This writing is so good I have been chanting parts of it like a spell since I read it.
"The color of an email from an exec proposing a live-action remake. The color of the popcorn ceiling in the hotel room of said exec’s extramarital affair. It is the color of the word “exec.”"
"The color of an email from an exec proposing a live-action remake. The color of the popcorn ceiling in the hotel room of said exec’s extramarital affair. It is the color of the word “exec.”"
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After the recent joy of Hard Boiled in a packed theater it hit me that one of the tragedies of capitalism’s manifestation of our tech age is that on top of imprisoning us in gilded cages disconnected from shared reality, they are transforming communal experience into an expensive, uncommon novelty.
James Gunn says theatrical releases are “incredibly important” for DC after the Warner Bros & Netflix merger news
“The communal theatrical experience is something that is incredibly important & remarkably well suited to our big spectacle films”
(Source: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...)
“The communal theatrical experience is something that is incredibly important & remarkably well suited to our big spectacle films”
(Source: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...)
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
After the recent joy of Hard Boiled in a packed theater it hit me that one of the tragedies of capitalism’s manifestation of our tech age is that on top of imprisoning us in gilded cages disconnected from shared reality, they are transforming communal experience into an expensive, uncommon novelty.
Ah, yes. Cheese sex death, my household motto
I’ve found the perfect book for @traceyno.bsky.social (I’m a bit worried about the author’s other title though 🧀 🍆 ☠️)
December 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Ah, yes. Cheese sex death, my household motto
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Shit. You know what this means?
The Wicker Man is a Christmas movie.
The Wicker Man is a Christmas movie.
On this day in Horror History, THE WICKER MAN was released in 1973.
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Shit. You know what this means?
The Wicker Man is a Christmas movie.
The Wicker Man is a Christmas movie.
Wait, the FIFA Peace Prize is real?!
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Wait, the FIFA Peace Prize is real?!
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December 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This be nap weather, lads
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
This be nap weather, lads
If Wes Streeting accidentally fell through a portal that zipped him off to an alternate universe, where he'd spend the rest of his life having sentient, peripatetic plants following him around and screaming in his face at random intervals, ensuring he could never prepare for it, I'd be OK with that
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
If Wes Streeting accidentally fell through a portal that zipped him off to an alternate universe, where he'd spend the rest of his life having sentient, peripatetic plants following him around and screaming in his face at random intervals, ensuring he could never prepare for it, I'd be OK with that
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Funny how it's not "women being silenced" when women-led, inclusive organisations like Girl Guiding UK and the WI are strong-armed into excluding trans women.
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Funny how it's not "women being silenced" when women-led, inclusive organisations like Girl Guiding UK and the WI are strong-armed into excluding trans women.
Why isn't rodentine a real word (yet?). I don't like rodentlike
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Why isn't rodentine a real word (yet?). I don't like rodentlike
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Not sure if any single part of academia felt more like a weird cheat code than Interlibrary Loan. Like, I just say a book I want, basically any book, and this crack team of experts just *get it*????
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Not sure if any single part of academia felt more like a weird cheat code than Interlibrary Loan. Like, I just say a book I want, basically any book, and this crack team of experts just *get it*????
I did everything on my to-do list today AND cooked two nice meals from scratch. Good job, Melinda. Proud of you, kiddo
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I did everything on my to-do list today AND cooked two nice meals from scratch. Good job, Melinda. Proud of you, kiddo
I'm going to have mute 'Die Hard', aren't I?
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm going to have mute 'Die Hard', aren't I?