Tarquin
@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social
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Sorry to keep bothering you, but I need you to do your thing on my feed every five minutes for eternity.
Thanks.
I had a spring clean myself a few months ago.
It's an automated list. It's fine. I'm just ignoring it.
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I wonder how long Christian Calgie will remain senior political correspondent at the Daily Express.
Well, it won't be as easy here. Block works well & people can create their own algorithms, so any crap like that, I won't even see.
I got added to some list this evening because I replied to that dumb JD Vance post..🤷😂
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I for one am more than willing to get twatted in the face my a Maccabi Tel Aviv supporter to prove the UK isn’t anti-Semitic.
I hope you are too.
You've subscribed to a blocklist that has just added that account I think.
I know!
I fear what my rectum would have been like if we hadn't.
Nothing like the glorious anus I have now. Far, far worse.
I worry too, but it'll be alright. Sometimes people deactivate just to concentrate on something else. I've done it a few times.
It removes the temptation to have a peak on here, when I need to be doing other stuff.
Good. That fucker needs to suffer. All the republicans do.
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There wasn’t a single arrest in NYC, nobody smeared faeces on the Statue of Liberty, nobody tried to murder the opposition, nobody tried to overthrow democracy.
This can be edited for each individual protest!
Flo!👋

I think all those buses just ran over her head.
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Liz’s Green Cross Code. Look right, look far right, cause a massive crash.
It'll be alright mate. No need to worry.
I'm post decimal & the last time someone tried to explain all the pre decimal stuff to me, I had a rectal prolapse.
I hope he's scared but like you say, I don't think he's mentally competent enough to process it.
He's gotten away with everything his whole life.
It will be interesting to see what he & the republicans come out with next.
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Fridge is broke. Not going to bed till I’ve eaten everything.
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Look around.
Every corner of this country is awake.
People flooding the streets not out of hate, but out of love—for each other, for freedom, for the idea that we still matter.
They want us to be afraid.
To stay home.
To be quiet.
We refuse.
This is what democracy looks like.
I've seen it on here. I am absolutely blown away at how huge it's been.
I suspect trump doesn't really care, or is angry rather than scared, but some of the Republicans might start to worry, which is a start.
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I must have shared a thousand posts on Threads in the last few hours, it’s buzzing from NoKingsDay, I’m so proud of America today, and all the countries who protested in solidarity, they all showed up, and I guarantee that there is chaos in the White House tonight, many diaper changes.