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Tarquin
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Pot Noodle on toast.
Oh no! Nightmare about the fire.. 😱

I used to collect Panini football stickers as a kid, so I recognise Murdo MacLeod.

😀
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
👍
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Oh yeah, you're a whippersnapper..

Not that I really remember either, but they were a bit..
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
👍
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I'm going to sound like a proper geek here, but I itemised the whole MF kit, took pics of what was in each bag, so if I ever need to sell it, I can put every last piece back in the right bag & box & sell it as if it was brand new.
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"Be sure the pot is large enough"..

Really?

The pot..
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
And here..
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Biffa Bacon's mum..
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
😂
That's probably because of your moderation settings.
Am guessing you have some set to 'Show'?

Mine here set to Warn.
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If you see this, quote post with the energy you bring to bluesky
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Guitar..

This one..
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I suppose 'by accident' isn't strictly true, but the product we have now might have never existed if they'd discarded their initial effort..
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
They watched it spread in both Italy & Spain before it even arrived here, yet still he couldn't be bothered to do anything.

Then there's this, despite sunak saying he followed all the advice.
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I've posted them before..
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It's a turtle & his penis.

Look..
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Pfft. I hate the apostrophe.

turtles's helmet.
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I'll just leave this here..
Salvador Dali walking his pet anteater.
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
@sallyl.bsky.social

Hmm..

Feels like a bit of Stage 3 here..
'Strategic Manoeuvres' & a bit of 'Love Bombing', i.e doing something nice for people???
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Sosidges you say?
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Even more pics
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
More pics
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I went out!
Carding Mill valley.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I was travelling to Edinburgh for work & amongst my luggage was a small shoe bag. Got through the scanner & security no problem.
Was in the hotel unpacking & what I thought was lumps of mud fell out of the shoe bag.
Turned out it was cannabis resin, about the size of a golf ball in total.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM