Darth Putin
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What in the obvious distraction from the Epstein files is Donald doing?
December 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
What in the obvious distraction from the Epstein files is Donald doing?
OTD in 1994 the First Chechen War began. After incompetent initial assault that failed, Russian army turned to barbarism & crimes against humanity. It stopped when we signed a peace deal we would later violate.
None of this should sound familiar to you
None of this should sound familiar to you
December 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
OTD in 1994 the First Chechen War began. After incompetent initial assault that failed, Russian army turned to barbarism & crimes against humanity. It stopped when we signed a peace deal we would later violate.
None of this should sound familiar to you
None of this should sound familiar to you
We've gone from "no one said it" to "ok, it was said but by people who don't matter" in 1 click.
This is what happens if you mock someone who makes an argument based on the idea that masses of Ukrainians fleeing *to* Russia isn't idiotic.
This is what happens if you mock someone who makes an argument based on the idea that masses of Ukrainians fleeing *to* Russia isn't idiotic.
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We've gone from "no one said it" to "ok, it was said but by people who don't matter" in 1 click.
This is what happens if you mock someone who makes an argument based on the idea that masses of Ukrainians fleeing *to* Russia isn't idiotic.
This is what happens if you mock someone who makes an argument based on the idea that masses of Ukrainians fleeing *to* Russia isn't idiotic.
Apparently the idea that revolutions tend to eat their own is not a concept this genius considered when proposing this.
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Apparently the idea that revolutions tend to eat their own is not a concept this genius considered when proposing this.
Anyone else want to reply to him all the times my tankies said similar?
You demonstrate similar knowledge with your other point. But if war crimes are your thing, we are recruiting.
You demonstrate similar knowledge with your other point. But if war crimes are your thing, we are recruiting.
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Anyone else want to reply to him all the times my tankies said similar?
You demonstrate similar knowledge with your other point. But if war crimes are your thing, we are recruiting.
You demonstrate similar knowledge with your other point. But if war crimes are your thing, we are recruiting.
There are 2 reasons we want Ukraine to cede territory
1. As we are so peaceful we are ofc willing let Ukraine surrender territory without us having to fight for it.
2. We can betray the deal by killing their soldiers while they're in the open pulling back, making the invasion that much easier.
1. As we are so peaceful we are ofc willing let Ukraine surrender territory without us having to fight for it.
2. We can betray the deal by killing their soldiers while they're in the open pulling back, making the invasion that much easier.
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
There are 2 reasons we want Ukraine to cede territory
1. As we are so peaceful we are ofc willing let Ukraine surrender territory without us having to fight for it.
2. We can betray the deal by killing their soldiers while they're in the open pulling back, making the invasion that much easier.
1. As we are so peaceful we are ofc willing let Ukraine surrender territory without us having to fight for it.
2. We can betray the deal by killing their soldiers while they're in the open pulling back, making the invasion that much easier.
You've all changed. When in 2021 Prez wrote 7000 words in the NYT saying Ukraine shouldn't exist & then parked His army on the border to make it happen, the media was "warmongering" for reporting it.
When Donald refuses to rule out invading Venezuela, people seem to think reporting it is ok.
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When Donald refuses to rule out invading Venezuela, people seem to think reporting it is ok.
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Trump repeatedly declined to rule out putting U.S. troops into Venezuela, telling our Dasha Burns on The Conversation that Maduro's "days are numbered."
Watch the full interview: bit.ly/4iVqhN1
Watch the full interview: bit.ly/4iVqhN1
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You've all changed. When in 2021 Prez wrote 7000 words in the NYT saying Ukraine shouldn't exist & then parked His army on the border to make it happen, the media was "warmongering" for reporting it.
When Donald refuses to rule out invading Venezuela, people seem to think reporting it is ok.
🤔
When Donald refuses to rule out invading Venezuela, people seem to think reporting it is ok.
🤔
Russia violates:
UN Charter
Nuclear NPT
Helsinki Accords
Belovezha Accords
Paris Charter
Budapest Memo
Black Sea Fleet Treaty
🇺🇦-🇷🇺 Friendship Treaty
Treaty on Azov Sea & Kerch Strait
Karkiv pact
Etc
But Trump says "Putin will stick to a new treaty".
UN Charter
Nuclear NPT
Helsinki Accords
Belovezha Accords
Paris Charter
Budapest Memo
Black Sea Fleet Treaty
🇺🇦-🇷🇺 Friendship Treaty
Treaty on Azov Sea & Kerch Strait
Karkiv pact
Etc
But Trump says "Putin will stick to a new treaty".
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Russia violates:
UN Charter
Nuclear NPT
Helsinki Accords
Belovezha Accords
Paris Charter
Budapest Memo
Black Sea Fleet Treaty
🇺🇦-🇷🇺 Friendship Treaty
Treaty on Azov Sea & Kerch Strait
Karkiv pact
Etc
But Trump says "Putin will stick to a new treaty".
UN Charter
Nuclear NPT
Helsinki Accords
Belovezha Accords
Paris Charter
Budapest Memo
Black Sea Fleet Treaty
🇺🇦-🇷🇺 Friendship Treaty
Treaty on Azov Sea & Kerch Strait
Karkiv pact
Etc
But Trump says "Putin will stick to a new treaty".
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December 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
OTD in 2021 General Gerasimov said Russia had no plans to invade Ukraine.
So you can believe that we won't re-invade after we stop what we said we wouldn't start.
So you can believe that we won't re-invade after we stop what we said we wouldn't start.
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
OTD in 2021 General Gerasimov said Russia had no plans to invade Ukraine.
So you can believe that we won't re-invade after we stop what we said we wouldn't start.
So you can believe that we won't re-invade after we stop what we said we wouldn't start.
If you want to know what Donald will say tomorrow, listen to what Kremlin says today.
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you want to know what Donald will say tomorrow, listen to what Kremlin says today.
If there's one man who is used to being told "not everything is about size", it's Donald.
POLITICO: "Which country right now is in the stronger negotiating position?"
Trump: "There can be no question about it. It’s Russia. It’s a much bigger country."
You know Donald, not everything is about the size.
Trump: "There can be no question about it. It’s Russia. It’s a much bigger country."
You know Donald, not everything is about the size.
December 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
If there's one man who is used to being told "not everything is about size", it's Donald.
Just fyi. This is translation of soviet communique to Nazis that could be interpreted as suggesting we'd take over finalnd in 3 days. Disaster followed.
It's a tradition.
It's a tradition.
The Russians request Greatest acceleration, as they intend to make the first takeover at sea in three to four days. I strongly recommend considering granting the Russian request, since firstly,
December 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Just fyi. This is translation of soviet communique to Nazis that could be interpreted as suggesting we'd take over finalnd in 3 days. Disaster followed.
It's a tradition.
It's a tradition.
OTD in 1939 USSR requested Nazi German assistance in a blockading Finland by supplying soviet submarines assigned to the task.
The sort of thing one ally would request of another.
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The sort of thing one ally would request of another.
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December 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
OTD in 1939 USSR requested Nazi German assistance in a blockading Finland by supplying soviet submarines assigned to the task.
The sort of thing one ally would request of another.
👓📖👇
The sort of thing one ally would request of another.
👓📖👇
I have ordered economy to accelerate immediately. If economy fails to reach global rates, economy will be arrested and economists will fall out window.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I have ordered economy to accelerate immediately. If economy fails to reach global rates, economy will be arrested and economists will fall out window.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
In order not to be a US colony, Europe would need military power to match theirs. You have always campaigned against this.
Or have we misunderstood?
Or have we misunderstood?
With its recent National Security Strategy, the US is putting in words that which Europe's Lilliputian leadership accepted - and wanted - for yonks: Europe is a US colony. The only thing that is new is that we now have a US administration that says so! www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
www.whitehouse.gov
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
In order not to be a US colony, Europe would need military power to match theirs. You have always campaigned against this.
Or have we misunderstood?
Or have we misunderstood?
OTD in 1987 the USSR signed the INF treaty in Washington. By developing the Novator 9M129 (SSC-8), we violated it.
So Donald can totally trust us that we won't screw him on his "business deals" in Russia. lol.
So Donald can totally trust us that we won't screw him on his "business deals" in Russia. lol.
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
OTD in 1987 the USSR signed the INF treaty in Washington. By developing the Novator 9M129 (SSC-8), we violated it.
So Donald can totally trust us that we won't screw him on his "business deals" in Russia. lol.
So Donald can totally trust us that we won't screw him on his "business deals" in Russia. lol.
In the bunker with Darth. we talked about how Ukrainian oil sanctions are biting, which things blew up in Russia and how handsome Darth finds @glandsbergis.bsky.social.
youtu.be/Hc3BT8-5tLU
youtu.be/Hc3BT8-5tLU
Ukrainian Oil Sanctions Bite
YouTube video by In the Bunker with Darth Putin KGB
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
In the bunker with Darth. we talked about how Ukrainian oil sanctions are biting, which things blew up in Russia and how handsome Darth finds @glandsbergis.bsky.social.
youtu.be/Hc3BT8-5tLU
youtu.be/Hc3BT8-5tLU
Once again, Russia and USA are allies. Although this time we are fighting to put Nazis back in power.
Which is a nuance.
Which is a nuance.
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Once again, Russia and USA are allies. Although this time we are fighting to put Nazis back in power.
Which is a nuance.
Which is a nuance.
OTD in 2021 your Prez said claims that Russia would invade Ukraine are a "provocation".
Which is why you can believe we will stop what we said we would not even start.
Which is why you can believe we will stop what we said we would not even start.
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
OTD in 2021 your Prez said claims that Russia would invade Ukraine are a "provocation".
Which is why you can believe we will stop what we said we would not even start.
Which is why you can believe we will stop what we said we would not even start.
The FIFA Peace prize makes as much sense as a NFL neuroscience prize would.
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The FIFA Peace prize makes as much sense as a NFL neuroscience prize would.
OTD in 2016 your Prez predicted that my retirement would consist of travel, either to conquered territories or war crimes trials.
This was solid prediction.
This was solid prediction.
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
OTD in 2016 your Prez predicted that my retirement would consist of travel, either to conquered territories or war crimes trials.
This was solid prediction.
This was solid prediction.
Been 4 years since leading military analyst & Trump's future children's rights commissioner Scott Ritter informed us that Russian plans to invade Ukraine exist only in US & NATO imagination
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Been 4 years since leading military analyst & Trump's future children's rights commissioner Scott Ritter informed us that Russian plans to invade Ukraine exist only in US & NATO imagination
The standard Tankie view that Ukrainians, despite the best soviet engineers, the existing warheads, delivery vehicles and cruise missiles, couldn't have given Ukraine a nuclear deterrent.
We've worked hard at manufacturing this consent to excuse our invasion
We've worked hard at manufacturing this consent to excuse our invasion
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The standard Tankie view that Ukrainians, despite the best soviet engineers, the existing warheads, delivery vehicles and cruise missiles, couldn't have given Ukraine a nuclear deterrent.
We've worked hard at manufacturing this consent to excuse our invasion
We've worked hard at manufacturing this consent to excuse our invasion