Darth Putin
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social
Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. YouTuber. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.
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OTD in 1999 the OSCE conference was in Istanbul. Russia promised to remove our troops from Moldova & Georgia by end of 2002.
We lied. But Ukraine should believe Russia’s promises & negotiate…
We lied. But Ukraine should believe Russia’s promises & negotiate…
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
OTD in 1999 the OSCE conference was in Istanbul. Russia promised to remove our troops from Moldova & Georgia by end of 2002.
We lied. But Ukraine should believe Russia’s promises & negotiate…
We lied. But Ukraine should believe Russia’s promises & negotiate…
What has happened to Lavrov?
A ☕
B 🍣
C 🪟
D 🌂
A ☕
B 🍣
C 🪟
D 🌂
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
What has happened to Lavrov?
A ☕
B 🍣
C 🪟
D 🌂
A ☕
B 🍣
C 🪟
D 🌂
Ukraine will surrender after our glorious victory at:
̶T̶o̶r̶e̶t̶s̶k̶
̶M̶a̶r̶i̶n̶k̶a̶
̶V̶u̶h̶l̶e̶d̶a̶r̶
̶R̶u̶b̶i̶z̶h̶n̶e̶
̶M̶a̶r̶i̶u̶p̶o̶l̶
̶A̶v̶d̶i̶i̶v̶k̶a̶
̶S̶o̶l̶e̶d̶a̶r̶
B̶a̶k̶h̶m̶u̶t̶
̶Pokrovsk
Which is much more strategic than the capital that we did not retreat from.
̶T̶o̶r̶e̶t̶s̶k̶
̶M̶a̶r̶i̶n̶k̶a̶
̶V̶u̶h̶l̶e̶d̶a̶r̶
̶R̶u̶b̶i̶z̶h̶n̶e̶
̶M̶a̶r̶i̶u̶p̶o̶l̶
̶A̶v̶d̶i̶i̶v̶k̶a̶
̶S̶o̶l̶e̶d̶a̶r̶
B̶a̶k̶h̶m̶u̶t̶
̶Pokrovsk
Which is much more strategic than the capital that we did not retreat from.
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Ukraine will surrender after our glorious victory at:
̶T̶o̶r̶e̶t̶s̶k̶
̶M̶a̶r̶i̶n̶k̶a̶
̶V̶u̶h̶l̶e̶d̶a̶r̶
̶R̶u̶b̶i̶z̶h̶n̶e̶
̶M̶a̶r̶i̶u̶p̶o̶l̶
̶A̶v̶d̶i̶i̶v̶k̶a̶
̶S̶o̶l̶e̶d̶a̶r̶
B̶a̶k̶h̶m̶u̶t̶
̶Pokrovsk
Which is much more strategic than the capital that we did not retreat from.
̶T̶o̶r̶e̶t̶s̶k̶
̶M̶a̶r̶i̶n̶k̶a̶
̶V̶u̶h̶l̶e̶d̶a̶r̶
̶R̶u̶b̶i̶z̶h̶n̶e̶
̶M̶a̶r̶i̶u̶p̶o̶l̶
̶A̶v̶d̶i̶i̶v̶k̶a̶
̶S̶o̶l̶e̶d̶a̶r̶
B̶a̶k̶h̶m̶u̶t̶
̶Pokrovsk
Which is much more strategic than the capital that we did not retreat from.
OTD in 1989, the Berlin Wall didn’t fall, the East German government unveiled a “reform package”.
Which until the beginning of the goodwill gestures was the best Tankie cope of all time.
Which until the beginning of the goodwill gestures was the best Tankie cope of all time.
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
OTD in 1989, the Berlin Wall didn’t fall, the East German government unveiled a “reform package”.
Which until the beginning of the goodwill gestures was the best Tankie cope of all time.
Which until the beginning of the goodwill gestures was the best Tankie cope of all time.
OTD in 1989 crowds of CIA sponsored fascists in pay of Soros stormed the Berlin Wall to begin an illegal, and very gay, annexation of East Germany.
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
OTD in 1989 crowds of CIA sponsored fascists in pay of Soros stormed the Berlin Wall to begin an illegal, and very gay, annexation of East Germany.
The question is, "can Donald exempt Hungary from Ukrainian oil sanctions?"
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The question is, "can Donald exempt Hungary from Ukrainian oil sanctions?"
The question is, "can Donald exempt Hungary from Ukrainian oil sanctions?"
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
The question is, "can Donald exempt Hungary from Ukrainian oil sanctions?"
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November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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There are 2 problems with the whole "Kiev was a planned withdrawal" lie:
1. Even by our standards of lying, it's a laughable lie.
2. We still kept"peacefully advancing" in Kherson & Donbass.
All my trolls are morons
1. Even by our standards of lying, it's a laughable lie.
2. We still kept"peacefully advancing" in Kherson & Donbass.
All my trolls are morons
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
There are 2 problems with the whole "Kiev was a planned withdrawal" lie:
1. Even by our standards of lying, it's a laughable lie.
2. We still kept"peacefully advancing" in Kherson & Donbass.
All my trolls are morons
1. Even by our standards of lying, it's a laughable lie.
2. We still kept"peacefully advancing" in Kherson & Donbass.
All my trolls are morons
OTD in 1917 the Red Revolution. An illegal, foreign backed coup aimed at constraining & breaking Russia apart, overthrew the legitimate government in the first "color revolution".
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
OTD in 1917 the Red Revolution. An illegal, foreign backed coup aimed at constraining & breaking Russia apart, overthrew the legitimate government in the first "color revolution".
Over on twitter we have seen that Russia didn't get defeated in Kiev, we "withdrew to secure peace".
Putin Tsu's art of war. The wise commander wins by not capturing his enemy's capital, he retreats forwards from, maing his enemy flee after him in a panic, laughing at his apparent incompetence.
Putin Tsu's art of war. The wise commander wins by not capturing his enemy's capital, he retreats forwards from, maing his enemy flee after him in a panic, laughing at his apparent incompetence.
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Over on twitter we have seen that Russia didn't get defeated in Kiev, we "withdrew to secure peace".
Putin Tsu's art of war. The wise commander wins by not capturing his enemy's capital, he retreats forwards from, maing his enemy flee after him in a panic, laughing at his apparent incompetence.
Putin Tsu's art of war. The wise commander wins by not capturing his enemy's capital, he retreats forwards from, maing his enemy flee after him in a panic, laughing at his apparent incompetence.
Belgium plans to invoke article 4. Which is going to deter us far more than Belgium releasing the Russian assets to help Ukraine win.
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Belgium plans to invoke article 4. Which is going to deter us far more than Belgium releasing the Russian assets to help Ukraine win.
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November 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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For some reason Donald is asking me for election rigging tips.
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 AM
For some reason Donald is asking me for election rigging tips.
"Torture, murder and worse. Life in the russian army invading Ukraine". We go thru the recently released report
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Brutality in the Russian Army: Torture, Execution and worse
YouTube video by In the Bunker with Darth Putin KGB
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November 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"Torture, murder and worse. Life in the russian army invading Ukraine". We go thru the recently released report
Prez with Liubov in the bunker. Like & subscribe
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OTD in 1853 the Battle of Oltenita was fought. 1st of Crimea war. Russian troops crossed into European Turkey to "protect orthodox Christians" as excuse to try to capture Constantinople. Lost 20 times as many as the enemy in 1st engagement of a war we'd lose.
It's a tradition.
It's a tradition.
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
OTD in 1853 the Battle of Oltenita was fought. 1st of Crimea war. Russian troops crossed into European Turkey to "protect orthodox Christians" as excuse to try to capture Constantinople. Lost 20 times as many as the enemy in 1st engagement of a war we'd lose.
It's a tradition.
It's a tradition.
OTD in 1956 several armored Soviet humanitarian divisions, with equipment bought from a shop, went on a "special military operation" to Hungary from Hungarians.
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
OTD in 1956 several armored Soviet humanitarian divisions, with equipment bought from a shop, went on a "special military operation" to Hungary from Hungarians.
She is being arrested because the video was leaked, rather than because events on the video happened....?
Israeli military’s former top lawyer arrested over leaked prisoner video on.ft.com/47lZDc1
Israeli military’s former top lawyer arrested over leaked prisoner video
Surveillance footage showed alleged abuse of Palestinian inmate at notorious Israeli prison
on.ft.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
She is being arrested because the video was leaked, rather than because events on the video happened....?
We have reached peak "NATO expansion propaganda". Jeffrey Sachs claims he was personally told by someone he didn't meet that there was a broken promise to a person who says it wasn't made.
November 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
We have reached peak "NATO expansion propaganda". Jeffrey Sachs claims he was personally told by someone he didn't meet that there was a broken promise to a person who says it wasn't made.
May you never fuck up so badly Donald says you're very smart.
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 AM
May you never fuck up so badly Donald says you're very smart.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me every time, call me Donald.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me every time, call me Donald.
⚡️ Update: Trump calls Putin ‘smart’ and ‘strong’ leader who wants to trade with US.
Trump said that both Russian President Vladimir Putin and Chinese President Xi Jinping are “smart” and “very strong leaders” who are “not to be toyed with.”
Trump said that both Russian President Vladimir Putin and Chinese President Xi Jinping are “smart” and “very strong leaders” who are “not to be toyed with.”
Trump 'not really' considering Tomahawk transfers to Ukraine, for now
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Nov. 2 that as of now, he is not planning to provide Ukraine with long-range Tomahawk cruise missiles.
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November 3, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me every time, call me Donald.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me every time, call me Donald.
Day 1348 of my 3 day war. I dreamed I was chased naked thru a burning oil terminal by a pack of flamingos 🦩🔥
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Day 1348 of my 3 day war. I dreamed I was chased naked thru a burning oil terminal by a pack of flamingos 🦩🔥
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
Day 1347 of my 3 day war. West does not have to sanction shadow fleet if Ukraine destroy all oil terminals that they fill up from.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Day 1347 of my 3 day war. West does not have to sanction shadow fleet if Ukraine destroy all oil terminals that they fill up from.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.