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@brexitpirates.bsky.social

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Sailor. British. European. Hands across the Atlantic, America - you've friends here (no kings attached). You'll know if your DM is welcome. More so if it's not. Supporting Palestine is not a crime. Tee-shirts via https://www.thatsailingshop.com/

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 4h

Made perfect sense to me...

BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5h

You forgot your password, didn't you?

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5h

Don't look at me!

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5h

All aboard!

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5h

See it, say it, sort it yourself...

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5h

Lucky you.
These days, I only get "the train standing at platform two is not in service..."

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5h

You don't have to believe everything Mrs W tells you...

BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5h

I think we already had this conversation.
It's a trick question.
The answer is "elephants"...

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5h

n honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"No, the other starboard!"

Fairy @lafeeverte.bsky.social · 5h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"Worked on my machine"

Gin and Bacon - But Scary @ginandbacon.bsky.social · 5h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"Just test in production."

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5h

True.
You barely get any room at all for £4.3 million...

BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5h

That's enough about your hairy facilities...

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5h

Probably a bad moment to wonder if you really had remembered to turn the gas off...

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5h

Benn's a hero of mine too, in many ways.
You wouldn't catch me channelling his anti-EU nonsense, though...

BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5h

It's a fine line...

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 5h

Yes... it's obvious now.
Starmer was to blame for Corbyn's Brexit policies.
He did something Corbyn was incapable of, mind.
Can you guess what it is?

BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 6h

🤣

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BrexitPirates @brexitpirates.bsky.social · 6h

You'd think after all these years that Corbyn wouldn't be quite so incompetent and ignorant of reality.
Maybe Polanski could teach him a thing or two about the pragmatics of progressive politics.