Gladis The Avenger 🐳💨☠️
@gladistheassassin.bsky.social
#Wülferhampton denizen
So skons....It's jam first...Fight me
EAT THE RICH
So skons....It's jam first...Fight me
EAT THE RICH
Good morning
Do you like my salmon hat?
Just popping off for my kelp massage...
See you at brunch... for a spot of rudder munching 🐳
www.livescience.com/animals/orca...
Do you like my salmon hat?
Just popping off for my kelp massage...
See you at brunch... for a spot of rudder munching 🐳
www.livescience.com/animals/orca...
Salmon-hat wearing orcas also give each other massages with kelp, scientists discover
Orcas have been spotted giving each other rubdowns with kelp tools, rubbing pieces of the seaweed between their bodies.
www.livescience.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Good morning
Do you like my salmon hat?
Just popping off for my kelp massage...
See you at brunch... for a spot of rudder munching 🐳
www.livescience.com/animals/orca...
Do you like my salmon hat?
Just popping off for my kelp massage...
See you at brunch... for a spot of rudder munching 🐳
www.livescience.com/animals/orca...
Happy Gazpacho Soup Day to all who celebrate it 😊
Good morning wulferhampton have a terrific Tuesday you talented twonks
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Happy Gazpacho Soup Day to all who celebrate it 😊
Jaysus H Christ!!!!
It looks like somebody crossed Jimmy Saville with a Beluga Whale!!!
It looks like somebody crossed Jimmy Saville with a Beluga Whale!!!
Indeed it can get very messy. We could have anyone crawling out of a pond & onto our small screens…
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Jaysus H Christ!!!!
It looks like somebody crossed Jimmy Saville with a Beluga Whale!!!
It looks like somebody crossed Jimmy Saville with a Beluga Whale!!!
So...those trillions collected in tariffs are where Donnie???
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So...those trillions collected in tariffs are where Donnie???
So do we call this
'Accidental Fartridge'???
'Accidental Fartridge'???
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
So do we call this
'Accidental Fartridge'???
'Accidental Fartridge'???
Farage really on the ropes there.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
It was years ago.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not in a hurtful way.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not with intent.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not genuine abuse.
😮🫣😬😱 ~AA
It was years ago.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not in a hurtful way.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not with intent.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not genuine abuse.
😮🫣😬😱 ~AA
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Surprised they fit up there alongside Farrage and Truss...
"Hey, look America, I just pulled 'Many legal scholars' out of my butt."
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Surprised they fit up there alongside Farrage and Truss...
Watching the tellybox last night...
I forgot just how long Ant & Dec have been around
I forgot just how long Ant & Dec have been around
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Watching the tellybox last night...
I forgot just how long Ant & Dec have been around
I forgot just how long Ant & Dec have been around
Little Red Corvette?
❗️British Royal Navy has intercepted Russian corvette and tanker off the coast of Britain - UK's Defense Ministry.
The HMS Severn patrol vessel shadowed the Stoikiy corvette and Yelnya tanker as they sailed through the English Channel.
The HMS Severn patrol vessel shadowed the Stoikiy corvette and Yelnya tanker as they sailed through the English Channel.
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Little Red Corvette?
Oh looky
Blackshirts
How on brand....
Do they do them with a little hammer and sickle logo too???
Blackshirts
How on brand....
Do they do them with a little hammer and sickle logo too???
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Oh looky
Blackshirts
How on brand....
Do they do them with a little hammer and sickle logo too???
Blackshirts
How on brand....
Do they do them with a little hammer and sickle logo too???
Dance music?
Not The Prodigy mate???
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hit the post there....🤣
Not The Prodigy mate???
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hit the post there....🤣
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Dance music?
Not The Prodigy mate???
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hit the post there....🤣
Not The Prodigy mate???
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hit the post there....🤣
Ruh roh!!
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Ruh roh!!
*yawn
Sad sack is back....and is apparently incontinent???
You know the drill folks
Report
Block
Don't engage with the creep
Another entry for the file.... this is shaping up nicely 😊
bsky.app/profile/hank...
You know the drill folks
Report
Block
Don't engage with the creep
Another entry for the file.... this is shaping up nicely 😊
bsky.app/profile/hank...
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
*yawn
Generation X
We didn't wear seatbelts,
we climbed trees,
we made dens,
we played out from dawn till dusk..
and most daring of all......
we wrote in to Jim'll Fix It!!!
We didn't wear seatbelts,
we climbed trees,
we made dens,
we played out from dawn till dusk..
and most daring of all......
we wrote in to Jim'll Fix It!!!
Just fuck off AI… we know how to erect flat pack furniture and use CB’s
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Generation X
We didn't wear seatbelts,
we climbed trees,
we made dens,
we played out from dawn till dusk..
and most daring of all......
we wrote in to Jim'll Fix It!!!
We didn't wear seatbelts,
we climbed trees,
we made dens,
we played out from dawn till dusk..
and most daring of all......
we wrote in to Jim'll Fix It!!!
Say 'cream first' though, and it's seaxe time....
If you're dusky skinned, if the thick struggle to pronounce your name, if you're trans, queer, gay, on a spectrum, off a spectrum, off you're head, lost, lonley, angry or Belgian, if you're even slightly 'different' then Wülferhampton welcomes you
Unless you're from Devon, French or Danish, natch
Unless you're from Devon, French or Danish, natch
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Say 'cream first' though, and it's seaxe time....
Reposted by Gladis The Avenger 🐳💨☠️
Tomorrow is a month away from Xmas Eve. Please have a look to see if you have any children's clothes, books, toys, etc that are no longer needed & donate them to your local charity shop ASAP. The demand for these items is now, not after Xmas. People are skint but still want to make Xmas special. ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Tomorrow is a month away from Xmas Eve. Please have a look to see if you have any children's clothes, books, toys, etc that are no longer needed & donate them to your local charity shop ASAP. The demand for these items is now, not after Xmas. People are skint but still want to make Xmas special. ❤️
The beer was served in a toilet brush holder apparently....
Fucksake
Fucksake
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The beer was served in a toilet brush holder apparently....
Fucksake
Fucksake
Yeah.. but don't forget those Ukrainian flags got removed
Smashing job 👏👏👏
Twats
Smashing job 👏👏👏
Twats
The black hole in Durham County Council’s budget has grown by £11.1mn in the past two months under the control of Reform UK.
Its cabinet has been forced to approve a £10mn list of cuts.
Its cabinet has been forced to approve a £10mn list of cuts.
Reform cabinet backs £10mn cuts to start filling Durham’s growing black hole
Reform is now learning that running a big council is not as easy as it probably thought
northeastbylines.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Yeah.. but don't forget those Ukrainian flags got removed
Smashing job 👏👏👏
Twats
Smashing job 👏👏👏
Twats
....or have him rapidly unalived and disassembled with a massive bone saw...
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
....or have him rapidly unalived and disassembled with a massive bone saw...
Try employing air traffic controllers then....
Shitloads cheaper, and there's the slight off chance they may ..you know...KEEP TRAVELLERS FUCKING SAFE!!!
Deranged, dog murdering bint
Shitloads cheaper, and there's the slight off chance they may ..you know...KEEP TRAVELLERS FUCKING SAFE!!!
Deranged, dog murdering bint
DHS Secretary Noem announces over a billion dollars will be invested in new security screening technology at airport checkpoints, "not just to keep travellers safe, but also to make sure that we're getting them to their locations and to their destinations safely"
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Try employing air traffic controllers then....
Shitloads cheaper, and there's the slight off chance they may ..you know...KEEP TRAVELLERS FUCKING SAFE!!!
Deranged, dog murdering bint
Shitloads cheaper, and there's the slight off chance they may ..you know...KEEP TRAVELLERS FUCKING SAFE!!!
Deranged, dog murdering bint
I cook mine in Irn Bru in a Dutch Oven
Mussels cooked in wine are always lovely, that’s true, but I implore you to try cooking them in beer: its light bitterness is the perfect foil to their rich sweet flesh. And this is why my Dutch Mussels are #RecipeOfTheDay! www.nigella.com/recipes/dutc...
Dutch Mussels
The Dutch do love their mussels, honoured there as zwarte goud — black gold — although it’s true that their neighbours the Belgians unfairly get more credit for them. Of course, you don’t need to make...
www.nigella.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I cook mine in Irn Bru in a Dutch Oven
Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favourite pet
Smelly cat
Sme-lly caaaat
It's not your faaauuult
What are they feeding you
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favourite pet
Smelly cat
Sme-lly caaaat
It's not your faaauuult
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favourite pet
Smelly cat
Sme-lly caaaat
It's not your faaauuult
What are they feeding you
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favourite pet
Smelly cat
Sme-lly caaaat
It's not your faaauuult
These fuckers have control of nukes...
Sweet dreams everyone 😬
Sweet dreams everyone 😬
The plan was leaked by the Russians and no one in America’s historically inept administration knew what anyone else was doing so people started getting behind it because they thought it was official policy.
Putin totally played the US, knowing full well he was up against incompetents and idiots.
Putin totally played the US, knowing full well he was up against incompetents and idiots.
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
These fuckers have control of nukes...
Sweet dreams everyone 😬
Sweet dreams everyone 😬
I daresay Trump barely knows what day it is, who his kids are, or who shat in his pants.....
So, the question is, did Trump know it was a Russian wishlist when he was pushing Ukraine to accept it by Thanksgiving? Or does he know absolutely nothing about anything going on in the entire administration and just spouts whatever nonsense people tell him?
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I daresay Trump barely knows what day it is, who his kids are, or who shat in his pants.....
In that case, I must respectfully say...
KKKaroline Leavitt is a lying, immoral, unprincipled, shameless, overambitious, unintelligent, bitch- faced harpy.....
KKKaroline Leavitt is a lying, immoral, unprincipled, shameless, overambitious, unintelligent, bitch- faced harpy.....
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
In that case, I must respectfully say...
KKKaroline Leavitt is a lying, immoral, unprincipled, shameless, overambitious, unintelligent, bitch- faced harpy.....
KKKaroline Leavitt is a lying, immoral, unprincipled, shameless, overambitious, unintelligent, bitch- faced harpy.....