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Gladis The Avenger 🐳💨☠️
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#Wülferhampton denizen
So skons....It's jam first...Fight me
EAT THE RICH
Did he get fucking 4 of them?
Black people, Muslims, LGBTQ+, disabled, elderly, immigrants, refugees and single parents are not the problem.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ruh roh...🐳
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Phony Stark
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s… nah, it’s just a fucking kunt.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Reposted by Gladis The Avenger 🐳💨☠️
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cuntfaced in Clacton
Sleepless in Seattle.

Clueless in Cambridge.

Harmless in Harwich.

Peerless in Paris.

Topless in Torquay.
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Reposted by Gladis The Avenger 🐳💨☠️
It’s only 6am here in Germany- but I’ve just seen a post that describes Temu Fascist Richard Tice as ‘someone who looks like they’ve been bobbing for apples in a chip fryer’ - and I just wanted to share that with you all.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Good morning
Do you like my salmon hat?

Just popping off for my kelp massage...

See you at brunch... for a spot of rudder munching 🐳

www.livescience.com/animals/orca...
Salmon-hat wearing orcas also give each other massages with kelp, scientists discover
Orcas have been spotted giving each other rubdowns with kelp tools, rubbing pieces of the seaweed between their bodies.
www.livescience.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Happy Gazpacho Soup Day to all who celebrate it 😊
Good morning wulferhampton have a terrific Tuesday you talented twonks
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Jaysus H Christ!!!!

It looks like somebody crossed Jimmy Saville with a Beluga Whale!!!
Indeed it can get very messy. We could have anyone crawling out of a pond & onto our small screens…
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So...those trillions collected in tariffs are where Donnie???
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So do we call this

'Accidental Fartridge'???
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Unless it's a noose I'm not interested.....

#traitor
Farage really on the ropes there.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

It was years ago.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not in a hurtful way.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not with intent.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not genuine abuse.

😮🫣😬😱 ~AA
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Surprised they fit up there alongside Farrage and Truss...
"Hey, look America, I just pulled 'Many legal scholars' out of my butt."
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Watching the tellybox last night...

I forgot just how long Ant & Dec have been around
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Little Red Corvette?
❗️British Royal Navy has intercepted Russian corvette and tanker off the coast of Britain - UK's Defense Ministry.

The HMS Severn patrol vessel shadowed the Stoikiy corvette and Yelnya tanker as they sailed through the English Channel.
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Oh looky

Blackshirts

How on brand....

Do they do them with a little hammer and sickle logo too???
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Dance music?

Not The Prodigy mate???

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hit the post there....🤣
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Ruh roh!!
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
*yawn
Sad sack is back....and is apparently incontinent???

You know the drill folks

Report
Block
Don't engage with the creep

Another entry for the file.... this is shaping up nicely 😊

bsky.app/profile/hank...
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Generation X

We didn't wear seatbelts,
we climbed trees,
we made dens,
we played out from dawn till dusk..
and most daring of all......

we wrote in to Jim'll Fix It!!!
Just fuck off AI… we know how to erect flat pack furniture and use CB’s
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Say 'cream first' though, and it's seaxe time....
If you're dusky skinned, if the thick struggle to pronounce your name, if you're trans, queer, gay, on a spectrum, off a spectrum, off you're head, lost, lonley, angry or Belgian, if you're even slightly 'different' then Wülferhampton welcomes you

Unless you're from Devon, French or Danish, natch
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Reposted by Gladis The Avenger 🐳💨☠️
Tomorrow is a month away from Xmas Eve. Please have a look to see if you have any children's clothes, books, toys, etc that are no longer needed & donate them to your local charity shop ASAP. The demand for these items is now, not after Xmas. People are skint but still want to make Xmas special. ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The beer was served in a toilet brush holder apparently....

Fucksake
Shepherd's pie in a pint glass.

All feedback welcomed.
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Yeah.. but don't forget those Ukrainian flags got removed

Smashing job 👏👏👏

Twats
The black hole in Durham County Council’s budget has grown by £11.1mn in the past two months under the control of Reform UK.

Its cabinet has been forced to approve a £10mn list of cuts.
Reform cabinet backs £10mn cuts to start filling Durham’s growing black hole
Reform is now learning that running a big council is not as easy as it probably thought
northeastbylines.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM