Mark 🗿🗻🥾⛷️
@hairybadgeridfk.bsky.social
Immigrant in 🇫🇷&🇨🇭 -
Omega male - GenX -
#BollocksToBrexit -
- awful mind - imperialist snowbadger - no follow back without interaction - #NFBFO - a bit(a lot) sweary - blighted soul -
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Omega male - GenX -
#BollocksToBrexit -
- awful mind - imperialist snowbadger - no follow back without interaction - #NFBFO - a bit(a lot) sweary - blighted soul -
🐣🏴331ppm🏠🇫🇷 💻🇨🇭 -
🗣️ 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇮🇹 🇩🇪
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Here's a little poem I've written to mark the occasion:
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off,
Donald
You cunt.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off, fuck off.
Fuck off,
Donald
You cunt.
#QuietPiggy 🖕🏼
My snowshoes, my companion on many an unwise winter excursion 🗻 for maybe the past 5 years.
Two of the plastic nuts have snapped off, no idea when. Can I find the replacement part? Can I, fuck. I can only find the entire side pieces kit, €70 🙄. I only need two tiny lugs! I still have the screws.
Two of the plastic nuts have snapped off, no idea when. Can I find the replacement part? Can I, fuck. I can only find the entire side pieces kit, €70 🙄. I only need two tiny lugs! I still have the screws.
December 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
My snowshoes, my companion on many an unwise winter excursion 🗻 for maybe the past 5 years.
Two of the plastic nuts have snapped off, no idea when. Can I find the replacement part? Can I, fuck. I can only find the entire side pieces kit, €70 🙄. I only need two tiny lugs! I still have the screws.
Two of the plastic nuts have snapped off, no idea when. Can I find the replacement part? Can I, fuck. I can only find the entire side pieces kit, €70 🙄. I only need two tiny lugs! I still have the screws.
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Repost with the next recipient of the FIFA peace prize
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Repost with the next recipient of the FIFA peace prize
Ignore the score 🙄.
Dinner? DINNER?
Dinner? DINNER?
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Ignore the score 🙄.
Dinner? DINNER?
Dinner? DINNER?
Replace a word ("dance", for example) in a song title with "wank/wanking" etc .
Wank away the heartache.
Wanking with tears in my eyes.
Wanking in the dark.
Private wanker.
#WankySongTitles
Wank away the heartache.
Wanking with tears in my eyes.
Wanking in the dark.
Private wanker.
#WankySongTitles
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Replace a word ("dance", for example) in a song title with "wank/wanking" etc .
Wank away the heartache.
Wanking with tears in my eyes.
Wanking in the dark.
Private wanker.
#WankySongTitles
Wank away the heartache.
Wanking with tears in my eyes.
Wanking in the dark.
Private wanker.
#WankySongTitles
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future
If you see this, quote with your model of masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If you see this, quote with your model of masculinity
Jazz cunt, why do you
Persist in being such a
Sad, pathetic twat?
Persist in being such a
Sad, pathetic twat?
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Jazz cunt, why do you
Persist in being such a
Sad, pathetic twat?
Persist in being such a
Sad, pathetic twat?
Three for the elven lords under the sky
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Three for the elven lords under the sky
No, *you're* trying to bring your Spotify wrapped listening age down by listening to classic Prince.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
No, *you're* trying to bring your Spotify wrapped listening age down by listening to classic Prince.
We fade to grey.
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
We fade to grey.
Today:
"X asked me for a Christmas present. Do you think he wears socks, too?"
🤦🏻♂️
"X asked me for a Christmas present. Do you think he wears socks, too?"
🤦🏻♂️
There is a 50m outdoor pool not far from work. My colleagues & I used to go there often in summer.
I had a running joke with a Spanish colleague (who used to swim there, too) about wearing a pair of socks down my trunks.
One birthday she bought me a pair of socks, laughing as she gave them to me 😑
I had a running joke with a Spanish colleague (who used to swim there, too) about wearing a pair of socks down my trunks.
One birthday she bought me a pair of socks, laughing as she gave them to me 😑
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Today:
"X asked me for a Christmas present. Do you think he wears socks, too?"
🤦🏻♂️
"X asked me for a Christmas present. Do you think he wears socks, too?"
🤦🏻♂️
I have my TV connected to an AV receiver, and thence to various speakers, a subwoofer and buttkickers, the latter being low-frequency rumble devices which I've screwed into the sofa frame.
The end result is that you "feel" explosions etc through your arse.
1/5
The end result is that you "feel" explosions etc through your arse.
1/5
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I have my TV connected to an AV receiver, and thence to various speakers, a subwoofer and buttkickers, the latter being low-frequency rumble devices which I've screwed into the sofa frame.
The end result is that you "feel" explosions etc through your arse.
1/5
The end result is that you "feel" explosions etc through your arse.
1/5
Today I'm WFH and she's at work. The heating was on the blink yesterday and so today she's all wrapped up.
Today the heating is working and she tells me she's too hot.
Her: I'll just wait until X arrives before removing some clothes, so he thinks I'm doing it for him...
🤦🏻♂️
Today the heating is working and she tells me she's too hot.
Her: I'll just wait until X arrives before removing some clothes, so he thinks I'm doing it for him...
🤦🏻♂️
My Spanish colleague is WFH today. She is bored. She keeps asking me to send X and Y (two male colleagues) to her.
Me: bored, cold, or lonely?
Her: all 3. It's why I need 3 men. Send yourself, too.
Me: 😳
Her: <continues like this for hours>
Me(eventually): um, are you out of batteries?
Her:
Her: 🤣
Me: bored, cold, or lonely?
Her: all 3. It's why I need 3 men. Send yourself, too.
Me: 😳
Her: <continues like this for hours>
Me(eventually): um, are you out of batteries?
Her:
Her: 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Today I'm WFH and she's at work. The heating was on the blink yesterday and so today she's all wrapped up.
Today the heating is working and she tells me she's too hot.
Her: I'll just wait until X arrives before removing some clothes, so he thinks I'm doing it for him...
🤦🏻♂️
Today the heating is working and she tells me she's too hot.
Her: I'll just wait until X arrives before removing some clothes, so he thinks I'm doing it for him...
🤦🏻♂️
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
My Spanish colleague is WFH today. She is bored. She keeps asking me to send X and Y (two male colleagues) to her.
Me: bored, cold, or lonely?
Her: all 3. It's why I need 3 men. Send yourself, too.
Me: 😳
Her: <continues like this for hours>
Me(eventually): um, are you out of batteries?
Her:
Her: 🤣
Me: bored, cold, or lonely?
Her: all 3. It's why I need 3 men. Send yourself, too.
Me: 😳
Her: <continues like this for hours>
Me(eventually): um, are you out of batteries?
Her:
Her: 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My Spanish colleague is WFH today. She is bored. She keeps asking me to send X and Y (two male colleagues) to her.
Me: bored, cold, or lonely?
Her: all 3. It's why I need 3 men. Send yourself, too.
Me: 😳
Her: <continues like this for hours>
Me(eventually): um, are you out of batteries?
Her:
Her: 🤣
Me: bored, cold, or lonely?
Her: all 3. It's why I need 3 men. Send yourself, too.
Me: 😳
Her: <continues like this for hours>
Me(eventually): um, are you out of batteries?
Her:
Her: 🤣
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Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
Lollygags etc? Really?
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Lollygags etc? Really?
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Post your favorite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.
@drkoning.bsky.social am I right in thinking you asked for a photoshop job with my goggles pasted onto your avi? Someone did and I was waiting until I had a suitable angle. I can't remember if it was you or not 😖.
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
@drkoning.bsky.social am I right in thinking you asked for a photoshop job with my goggles pasted onto your avi? Someone did and I was waiting until I had a suitable angle. I can't remember if it was you or not 😖.
My Spanish colleague is back from, er, Spain.
X and Y are other men here.
Her: X isn't here today. Nor Y. I'm sad
Me: I'M HERE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
Her: a handsome man to look at.
Me: <sends a picture of me gurning>
Her: FFS.
X and Y are other men here.
Her: X isn't here today. Nor Y. I'm sad
Me: I'M HERE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
Her: a handsome man to look at.
Me: <sends a picture of me gurning>
Her: FFS.
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
My Spanish colleague is back from, er, Spain.
X and Y are other men here.
Her: X isn't here today. Nor Y. I'm sad
Me: I'M HERE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
Her: a handsome man to look at.
Me: <sends a picture of me gurning>
Her: FFS.
X and Y are other men here.
Her: X isn't here today. Nor Y. I'm sad
Me: I'M HERE, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
Her: a handsome man to look at.
Me: <sends a picture of me gurning>
Her: FFS.
But why, Dalula,
Blockest thou willy nilly?
Not very coola.
Blockest thou willy nilly?
Not very coola.
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
But why, Dalula,
Blockest thou willy nilly?
Not very coola.
Blockest thou willy nilly?
Not very coola.