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Marc Jacobs (he/him)
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Not *that* Marc Jacobs.
Nik is a TTRPG reference.
Same nik on Mastodon.

Avatar: me at Neuschwanstein castle, Bavaria.
Profile: rainy street in Ikebukuro, Tokyo.
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It's a little known fact that a qfp standing up tall is simply frightened, and can be calmed down with a few gentle strokes on its top.
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Cooked black bean soup with Chinese pork ribs. Bought the ribs from Cheung Hing in Millbrae.

Cooked the pre-soaked beans for 8 hours in a slow cooker with a 3:1 stock to beans ratio, and ~1# (450g) of cooked ribs.

Separated the meat, shredded it off the bones, and pureed the beans.

1/2
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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You misspelled "tried", Senator
Pete Hegseth is a war criminal and should be fired immediately.
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Stated
Bankrupting these people should be an unstated goal of the next administration.
"Gentry Beach, a college friend of Donald Trump Jr. and campaign donor to his father, has been in talks to acquire a stake in a Russian Arctic gas project if it is released from sanctions.”

www.wsj.com/world/russia...
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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This is lore-accurate. Clerics are only proficient with bludgeoning weapons.
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I had a joke about Jacob/Yisrael, but I really wrestled with posting it
I have a joke about Narcissus, but I’d be seriously dating myself
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I have a joke about Narcissus, but I’d be seriously dating myself
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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This ain't no battlefield call of duty.

Proper milsims, such as VBS/ArmA are wargames with a ton of actors and often guided by GMs/Umpires.
Variation between realism levels are a wide spectrum.

That said take a look at this little gem and elevate your gameplan.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QzY...
I Learned to Call in an Airstrike How REAL Militaries Do It | Arma 3 Milsim Guide
YouTube video by Haebyung Dance
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Don’t. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspapers.
The NYT definitely made a choice not to add “without evidence” to this headline.
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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I've been quiet on social media as there's been A LOT TO DO and it means I forget to advertise and such. So hey! We make really cool minis! Theyre 28mm scale, hand sculpted and hand cast! They're of mega cool women from the past! And more!

Here's Hannie Schaft! 😍
www.badsquiddogames.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Why do people use LLMs without checking the work?

I am old enough to remember the advent of spellcheck, in word processors. It was for my typos (teh for the) & spelling demons (eg seperate). It was also terrible for job-specific words, like polysilicon & photoresist.

But I could see that.

1/n
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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fuck you

the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased

i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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"He should just released the goddamn files, and stop playing games and pretending that he can say what's in there and what's not in there."

@weissmann.substack.com discusses the defamatory comments Trump has made toward him and implores the president to release the files.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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this kid is going places. "english folklore" has the same syllables and stress pattern as "motherfucker", not to mention "folk" does the same labial-dental-fricative-to-velar-plosive thing that "fuck" does, and "lore" neatly takes the place of "-er."
My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…

“English folklore, that’s hot!”

I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Just ordered the “Forest Dragon by Rory, Age 9.” For my 1st daughter, Rory, age significantly older than 9.

With a title like that, I was intrigued. The writeup was a delight. Now we wait for the Royal Mail & USPS.

@handiworkgames.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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All are encouraged to deadname the Department of Defense.
I will never ever call it the department of war. Never.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Listening to Art Blakey & the Jazz Messengers “Moon River,”what a great track.

Not for the first time, I am gobsmacked at how much music is at my fingertips.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
‘Pichai directly addressed employee concerns about a potential AI bubble, acknowledging the topic has been “definitely in the zeitgeist.”’

I wouldn’t characterize “definitely in the zeitgeist” as “directly addressing employee concerns.”

Maybe I’m picky about what words mean.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Two things can be true:

You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you.

The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Ruth Asawa is no stranger to San Franciscans—my son goes to the art school named after her—but this exhibition is truly amazing. Do yourselves a favor, New Yorkers, go see it at (your) MOMA www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/a...
Ruth Asawa Turned Wire Into Her Lifeline
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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"I was embarrassed. I had been naively operating with a pre-ChatGPT mindset, still assuming a pitch’s ideas and prose were actually connected to the person who sent it"

Stunning investigation of how slop merchants are getting work into established media outlets

thelocal.to/investigatin...
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM