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I prolly watched this 200 times
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I prolly watched this 200 times
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I'm so used to telling people "you're not interesting enough to be targeted by spies", but ever since DPRK went all in on state-sponsored cybercrime, now it's more like "no, actually it's entirely plausible the dude who stole your Roblox works for a foreign intelligence agency".
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'm so used to telling people "you're not interesting enough to be targeted by spies", but ever since DPRK went all in on state-sponsored cybercrime, now it's more like "no, actually it's entirely plausible the dude who stole your Roblox works for a foreign intelligence agency".
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I read a book on making money in ancient Athens recently (by Michael Leese, it's great), and the Greeks absolutely believed that the endless pursuit of wealth was a serious moral defect and personality issue no different than being a drunk or sexual deviant.
If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I read a book on making money in ancient Athens recently (by Michael Leese, it's great), and the Greeks absolutely believed that the endless pursuit of wealth was a serious moral defect and personality issue no different than being a drunk or sexual deviant.
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Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Unfortunately I did not pay for Premium Grandma w/out Ads and had to settle for free Grandma, and she starts every conversation telling me it would be cool if I got a job with ICE.
I give it a year or less before some wanna-be commander presses a malicious link in a signal chat that gives a hostile entity access to military GPT and we start leaking classified info like a fire hydrant
December 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I give it a year or less before some wanna-be commander presses a malicious link in a signal chat that gives a hostile entity access to military GPT and we start leaking classified info like a fire hydrant
Don’t think, just do
Well I've got no fucking idea what this reminder was for
December 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Don’t think, just do
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I will never give up my figgy pudding, I will not be intimidated by carolers
December 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I will never give up my figgy pudding, I will not be intimidated by carolers
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“you should put socks on that baby!”
I did. So many times.
I did. So many times.
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
“you should put socks on that baby!”
I did. So many times.
I did. So many times.
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fair warning i absolutely make this joke during sex to annoy people
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
fair warning i absolutely make this joke during sex to annoy people
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enforcing Christmas spirit by any means necessary
December 15, 2024 at 7:18 AM
enforcing Christmas spirit by any means necessary
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The cheapest way to deliver healthcare is to provide universal healthcare. This has been demonstrated nearly infinite times; Roger Marshall just isn’t smart. The US spends more on healthcare than any other country in the entire world BECAUSE of privatization (and we have the worst health outcomes!)
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The cheapest way to deliver healthcare is to provide universal healthcare. This has been demonstrated nearly infinite times; Roger Marshall just isn’t smart. The US spends more on healthcare than any other country in the entire world BECAUSE of privatization (and we have the worst health outcomes!)
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the thing is there really is a epochal tech revolution happening, it’s called renewables and green industry
Really refuse to let the worst people have ownership of techno-optimism
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
the thing is there really is a epochal tech revolution happening, it’s called renewables and green industry
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During the silly season it’s easy to forget the importance of observing Wizard Wednesday
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
During the silly season it’s easy to forget the importance of observing Wizard Wednesday
Ugh
its dont kill yourself wednesday! celebrate by being alive continuously as planned
December 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ugh
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haha/hehe split countries: tensions of protestant reformation still roiling just under the surface
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
haha/hehe split countries: tensions of protestant reformation still roiling just under the surface
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I'm not a real leftist
But l'm the proxy-leftist for these lowbies to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
But l'm the proxy-leftist for these lowbies to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I'm not a real leftist
But l'm the proxy-leftist for these lowbies to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
But l'm the proxy-leftist for these lowbies to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
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One of the things that irritates me about defunding the Post Office is that the Post Office is just a great place to go to. People getting presents, sending off Christmas letters, the hustle and bustle of American Capitalism, people meeting people, babes and hunks, get laid at the Post Office folks
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One of the things that irritates me about defunding the Post Office is that the Post Office is just a great place to go to. People getting presents, sending off Christmas letters, the hustle and bustle of American Capitalism, people meeting people, babes and hunks, get laid at the Post Office folks
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the neurodivergent fellowship low key demonizing therapy is going to hurt a lot of young vulnerable people and it really makes me mad
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
the neurodivergent fellowship low key demonizing therapy is going to hurt a lot of young vulnerable people and it really makes me mad
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