Tree Person 🌲
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During the silly season it’s easy to forget the importance of observing Wizard Wednesday
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
During the silly season it’s easy to forget the importance of observing Wizard Wednesday
Ugh
its dont kill yourself wednesday! celebrate by being alive continuously as planned
December 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ugh
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haha/hehe split countries: tensions of protestant reformation still roiling just under the surface
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
haha/hehe split countries: tensions of protestant reformation still roiling just under the surface
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I'm not a real leftist
But l'm the proxy-leftist for these lowbies to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
But l'm the proxy-leftist for these lowbies to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I'm not a real leftist
But l'm the proxy-leftist for these lowbies to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
But l'm the proxy-leftist for these lowbies to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at
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One of the things that irritates me about defunding the Post Office is that the Post Office is just a great place to go to. People getting presents, sending off Christmas letters, the hustle and bustle of American Capitalism, people meeting people, babes and hunks, get laid at the Post Office folks
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One of the things that irritates me about defunding the Post Office is that the Post Office is just a great place to go to. People getting presents, sending off Christmas letters, the hustle and bustle of American Capitalism, people meeting people, babes and hunks, get laid at the Post Office folks
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the neurodivergent fellowship low key demonizing therapy is going to hurt a lot of young vulnerable people and it really makes me mad
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
the neurodivergent fellowship low key demonizing therapy is going to hurt a lot of young vulnerable people and it really makes me mad
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I can’t wait until my sister has a baby so I can have a few beers and exclaim “I’m a druncle!”
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I can’t wait until my sister has a baby so I can have a few beers and exclaim “I’m a druncle!”
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i'm mister gay christmas
i'm mister woke
i'm mister woke
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
i'm mister gay christmas
i'm mister woke
i'm mister woke
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I firmly believe that talking normally to strangers on the internet preserves *my* mental health. If I was on here yelling at people every day my brain would be mashed potatoes by now
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I firmly believe that talking normally to strangers on the internet preserves *my* mental health. If I was on here yelling at people every day my brain would be mashed potatoes by now
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me to everyone i love
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
me to everyone i love
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“why is the us government posting racist franklin the turtle memes?” I dunno man, hadn’t noticed. seems like you’d have to go out of your way to see that kind of thing. did you know you can look at pornography online
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“why is the us government posting racist franklin the turtle memes?” I dunno man, hadn’t noticed. seems like you’d have to go out of your way to see that kind of thing. did you know you can look at pornography online
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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a great mindset
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
a great mindset
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There are people who I went to high school with who post things like “why does school not teach us taxes” despite the fact that they took home economics where we were taught taxes
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
There are people who I went to high school with who post things like “why does school not teach us taxes” despite the fact that they took home economics where we were taught taxes
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
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WHY ARE THE AMERICANS DISRESPECTING OUR TURTLE
Anyone have a theory on the administration's sudden obsession with Franklin the turtle?
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
WHY ARE THE AMERICANS DISRESPECTING OUR TURTLE
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my girlfriend is a “give me 100 independent delicious morsels” eater and i am a “give me 39 kilograms of one thing i love” eater
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
my girlfriend is a “give me 100 independent delicious morsels” eater and i am a “give me 39 kilograms of one thing i love” eater
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me: why does literally every AI tool glaze me, I'm just asking a question about documentation
friend: That's a really perceptive question - I think it gets at the heart of the current problem with LLMs! If you'd like, I can break down the origins and implications of this particular problem
friend: That's a really perceptive question - I think it gets at the heart of the current problem with LLMs! If you'd like, I can break down the origins and implications of this particular problem
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
me: why does literally every AI tool glaze me, I'm just asking a question about documentation
friend: That's a really perceptive question - I think it gets at the heart of the current problem with LLMs! If you'd like, I can break down the origins and implications of this particular problem
friend: That's a really perceptive question - I think it gets at the heart of the current problem with LLMs! If you'd like, I can break down the origins and implications of this particular problem
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Also, also, with this meme Millenials crumble to dust.
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Also, also, with this meme Millenials crumble to dust.
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You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems