Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version)
@tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
Father, husband, he/him, 49-year-💀 crocheter with imposter syndrome. NOT FLIRTING with you irl; not flirting with you in the skyline. A ducky mess. Granted the superpower of Meme Manipulation by Brioche.
The only DM I will sanction is Don Mattingly.
The only DM I will sanction is Don Mattingly.
There is no shortage of things to be legitimately outraged about, yet I’ve still found it in my heart to be petty enough to block people for talking shit about Don Mattingly tonight.
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
There is no shortage of things to be legitimately outraged about, yet I’ve still found it in my heart to be petty enough to block people for talking shit about Don Mattingly tonight.
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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Here’s one for Tom. Mexican gangs import guns from the US to terrorize Mexicans. Is it okay for Mexico to send drones in to destroy gun stores in Texas and kill the “gun dealers?"
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Here’s one for Tom. Mexican gangs import guns from the US to terrorize Mexicans. Is it okay for Mexico to send drones in to destroy gun stores in Texas and kill the “gun dealers?"
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X is just a swastika that’s cumming
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
X is just a swastika that’s cumming
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This is racist and dangerous. Last I checked, Somalians are Black and Rep. Omar is a colleague. Where are the @housedemocrats.bsky.social? The @blackcaucus.bsky.social ?
Do not allow these insults to go unanswered.
Do not allow these insults to go unanswered.
Trump calls Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) "garbage," says that Somalians don't belong in the U.S. because they "do nothing but complain... do nothing but bitch"
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is racist and dangerous. Last I checked, Somalians are Black and Rep. Omar is a colleague. Where are the @housedemocrats.bsky.social? The @blackcaucus.bsky.social ?
Do not allow these insults to go unanswered.
Do not allow these insults to go unanswered.
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This is a brag from the family group chat. My brother’s art peice protesting the so-called Alligator Alcatraz is showing in Miami.
www.axios.com/local/miami/...
www.axios.com/local/miami/...
Miami art fair exhibit protests Alligator Alcatraz
Protest art — and political demonstrations — are not new to Miami Art Week.
www.axios.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is a brag from the family group chat. My brother’s art peice protesting the so-called Alligator Alcatraz is showing in Miami.
www.axios.com/local/miami/...
www.axios.com/local/miami/...
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it is hard to think of another political figure in my lifetime I have turned on harder than Hillary Clinton. I am exactly the right flavor of Middle Aged White Lady to have been DEEPLY emotionally invested in her way back when, but every time she opens her mouth now I’m like “holy shit lady 🤯”
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
it is hard to think of another political figure in my lifetime I have turned on harder than Hillary Clinton. I am exactly the right flavor of Middle Aged White Lady to have been DEEPLY emotionally invested in her way back when, but every time she opens her mouth now I’m like “holy shit lady 🤯”
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So at this point she is a pariah, yes?
No person who ever wants a shred of respect, or to be booked on any movie, TV or streaming program,or to be platformed on any media outlet, or to serve in any state, local or federal govt position, should have anything to do with this sadistic weirdo.
Right?
No person who ever wants a shred of respect, or to be booked on any movie, TV or streaming program,or to be platformed on any media outlet, or to serve in any state, local or federal govt position, should have anything to do with this sadistic weirdo.
Right?
Megyn Kelly on alleged war crimes: "I really do kind of not only wanna see them killed in the water, whether they're on the boat or in the water, but I'd really like to see them suffer. I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so they lose a limb and bleed out."
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
So at this point she is a pariah, yes?
No person who ever wants a shred of respect, or to be booked on any movie, TV or streaming program,or to be platformed on any media outlet, or to serve in any state, local or federal govt position, should have anything to do with this sadistic weirdo.
Right?
No person who ever wants a shred of respect, or to be booked on any movie, TV or streaming program,or to be platformed on any media outlet, or to serve in any state, local or federal govt position, should have anything to do with this sadistic weirdo.
Right?
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ATTN: Fellow artists perpetually in search of background noise!
www.myretrotvs.com
This site streams retro TV, divided up by genre and decade.
Watch news broadcasts from the 70s
Movie trailers from the 80s
Cartoons from the 50s
Soap operas from the 60s
And a lot more
It's pretty fuk'n great!
www.myretrotvs.com
This site streams retro TV, divided up by genre and decade.
Watch news broadcasts from the 70s
Movie trailers from the 80s
Cartoons from the 50s
Soap operas from the 60s
And a lot more
It's pretty fuk'n great!
MyRetroTVs
Tune in to the lost decades with these nostalgic TV simulators.
www.myretrotvs.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
ATTN: Fellow artists perpetually in search of background noise!
www.myretrotvs.com
This site streams retro TV, divided up by genre and decade.
Watch news broadcasts from the 70s
Movie trailers from the 80s
Cartoons from the 50s
Soap operas from the 60s
And a lot more
It's pretty fuk'n great!
www.myretrotvs.com
This site streams retro TV, divided up by genre and decade.
Watch news broadcasts from the 70s
Movie trailers from the 80s
Cartoons from the 50s
Soap operas from the 60s
And a lot more
It's pretty fuk'n great!
The Dodgers spend a lot of money, and they do it by the given rules.
The Yankees also spend a lot of money. And to be fair, Hal’s dad would have done something stupid, too (switch out Jacoby Ellsbury for Carl Pavano).
But George Steinbrenner NEVER would have let Juan Soto leave for Queens.
The Yankees also spend a lot of money. And to be fair, Hal’s dad would have done something stupid, too (switch out Jacoby Ellsbury for Carl Pavano).
But George Steinbrenner NEVER would have let Juan Soto leave for Queens.
Hal Steinbrenner did give the Dodgers some credit, but he also expressed concern over their spending.
dodgerblue.com/yankees-owne...
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Yankees Owner Hal Steinbrenner 'Concerned' About Dodgers 'Pulling Away' From Rest Of MLB
New York Yankees chairman Hal Steinbrenner is concerned about how Los Angeles Dodgers payroll compares to the rest of MLB teams.
dodgerblue.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The Dodgers spend a lot of money, and they do it by the given rules.
The Yankees also spend a lot of money. And to be fair, Hal’s dad would have done something stupid, too (switch out Jacoby Ellsbury for Carl Pavano).
But George Steinbrenner NEVER would have let Juan Soto leave for Queens.
The Yankees also spend a lot of money. And to be fair, Hal’s dad would have done something stupid, too (switch out Jacoby Ellsbury for Carl Pavano).
But George Steinbrenner NEVER would have let Juan Soto leave for Queens.
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100% chance ChatGPT also helped write the proposal
This is great. More please! The more folk who rely on LLMs for funding planning means my chances go up even before I submit!
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
100% chance ChatGPT also helped write the proposal
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Folks with Diabetes!
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November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Folks with Diabetes!
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings.
Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com
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Extraordinary WSJ reporting today that unveils the extent to which Trump, Witkoff, Kushner and US business executives are salivating over business deals with Russia while Putin’s forces kidnap Ukranian children and bomb civilians in their apartments.
🎁 www.wsj.com/world/russia...
🎁 www.wsj.com/world/russia...
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Extraordinary WSJ reporting today that unveils the extent to which Trump, Witkoff, Kushner and US business executives are salivating over business deals with Russia while Putin’s forces kidnap Ukranian children and bomb civilians in their apartments.
🎁 www.wsj.com/world/russia...
🎁 www.wsj.com/world/russia...
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Hegseth is vulnerable here, and so is the regime more broadly and they know it.
The response, specifically to Kelly last week, makes a lot of sense in the context of “this info is coming out, the military is comprised folks that admire Kelly more than they respect Hegseth.”
The response, specifically to Kelly last week, makes a lot of sense in the context of “this info is coming out, the military is comprised folks that admire Kelly more than they respect Hegseth.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Hegseth is vulnerable here, and so is the regime more broadly and they know it.
The response, specifically to Kelly last week, makes a lot of sense in the context of “this info is coming out, the military is comprised folks that admire Kelly more than they respect Hegseth.”
The response, specifically to Kelly last week, makes a lot of sense in the context of “this info is coming out, the military is comprised folks that admire Kelly more than they respect Hegseth.”
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To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
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FASHION & ACCESSORY PEOPLE, HELP: I like to sign up for the teens on the gift tree request because they seem to get overlooked. A 14 y/o girl has asked for "big red ash nylon shoulder bag" but I can't find anything like that in stock anywhere. All suggestions appreciated!
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
FASHION & ACCESSORY PEOPLE, HELP: I like to sign up for the teens on the gift tree request because they seem to get overlooked. A 14 y/o girl has asked for "big red ash nylon shoulder bag" but I can't find anything like that in stock anywhere. All suggestions appreciated!
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There is NO FUCKING EXCUSE for this to be happening.
I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds:
“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”
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“These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.”
s3.amazonaws.com/nursing-netw...
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
There is NO FUCKING EXCUSE for this to be happening.
I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
I had a baby die in my arms of pertussis some fifty years ago. It was a HORRIBLE death. But my fellow nurses said to me, "It's almost stamped out now, they're all getting the shots, we won't be seeing this again."
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE HERE. 😡
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My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
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Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia.
1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.
2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.
3. Russia pays everyone for everything.
4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.
2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.
3. Russia pays everyone for everything.
4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia.
1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.
2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.
3. Russia pays everyone for everything.
4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.
2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.
3. Russia pays everyone for everything.
4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.
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“Out With Woke.”
Man, fuck you.
Man, fuck you.
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“Out With Woke.”
Man, fuck you.
Man, fuck you.
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Molly, this is Bluesky.. we all hate AI.
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Molly, this is Bluesky.. we all hate AI.
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The last time trump addressed congress, and the Dems help up little signs w different messages, I found it both silly and toothless. But if the next time he addresses congress, and ALL the dems silently held little signs that said "Quiet Piggy", oh I think I would cheer.
Great piece on Trump's 'Quiet, piggy' moment. This phrase could be the new shorthand way to explain how abusers silence their victims. Keep quiet or be punished cruelly.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/19/h...
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/19/h...
Heidi Stevens: After Trump’s ‘Quiet, piggy’ moment, we’re done asking why survivors don’t come forward, right?
If we’re going to become a nation that truly protects children and women, we have to stop giving a pass to sexual abusers, writes Heidi Stevens.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The last time trump addressed congress, and the Dems help up little signs w different messages, I found it both silly and toothless. But if the next time he addresses congress, and ALL the dems silently held little signs that said "Quiet Piggy", oh I think I would cheer.
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Earth angel......earth angel.....
will you be mi-ine....
my darling dear....
love you all the ti-ime....
I'm just a fool....
a fool in love
with you....
oooooh oooooh.....
will you be mi-ine....
my darling dear....
love you all the ti-ime....
I'm just a fool....
a fool in love
with you....
oooooh oooooh.....
We're gonna have a TV party tonight
ALRIGHT
We're gonna have a TV party alright
TONIGHT
We've got… nothing better to doooo
Than watch TV… and have a couple of brews
ALRIGHT
We're gonna have a TV party alright
TONIGHT
We've got… nothing better to doooo
Than watch TV… and have a couple of brews
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Earth angel......earth angel.....
will you be mi-ine....
my darling dear....
love you all the ti-ime....
I'm just a fool....
a fool in love
with you....
oooooh oooooh.....
will you be mi-ine....
my darling dear....
love you all the ti-ime....
I'm just a fool....
a fool in love
with you....
oooooh oooooh.....