Tom Ciancaglini (Tori’s version)
@tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
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Father, husband, he/him, 49-year-💀 crocheter with imposter syndrome. NOT FLIRTING with you irl; not flirting with you in the skyline. A ducky mess. Granted the superpower of Meme Manipulation by Brioche. The only DM I will sanction is Don Mattingly.
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jamesskeets.blacksky.app
#NowPlaying “Devil’s Pie: D’Angelo” documentary.

This documentary was hard to find for years, but it got uploaded to YouTube today.

RIP D’Angelo
Devil's Pie: D'Angelo 2019 documentary
YouTube video by Madnouz
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markmadsen.bsky.social
OpenAI's models are amazing. They can replace your radiologist with a bot that cheerfully misdiagnoses and congratulates you, then offers to send you hyper-realistic dick pics when you get home.
abeba.bsky.social
i don't have the words to emphasise how seriously bad things are gonna get
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awhitneybrown.bsky.social
I have survived 4 wars; the war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war on Christmas, and the ongoing war on woke. Where’s my parade? Can I get a simple,
“Thank you for your service, you broke ass, drug fueled, bad Santa, woke motherfucker?” Anyone?
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
tlecaque.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
The hardest I’ve ever cried at the end of any television show episode.

Our children are going to speak of Calypso the way my generation speaks of Yoda.
tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
And since no one did anything worse than sight seeing on January 6th, they will all be given medals for modeling such good behavior for all his little insurrectionists.
Right?
tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
Congratulations to the Seattle Mariners, for figuring out how to trend twice concurrently.
Trending topics:
1. Diane Keaton
2. Mariners
3. Caturday 
4. Jared Leto
5. Mariners
tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
MENSA guy says Trump‘s 312 - 226 electoral victory gives him a mandate.
James Woods must have just forgotten to tweet soliloquies about Obama’s rightful mandate, following his 365 - 173 landslide over McCain.
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ebonyteach.blacksky.app
Happy birthday, MC Lyte! Way back when hip hop was ours and ours alone... the CNN of Black Gen X 🎧

open.spotify.com/track/1McWPM...
Cha Cha Cha
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tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
Machado should be in the running for the modern day land speed record. It’s like watching the duck drink a milkshake from a cup that’s clearly marked “RACISM.”
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amiyatzin.bsky.social
we need to turn gamers into nutrient pellets for domestic farm animals
tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
Who’s starting the GoFundMe to get Kid Rock a mirror?
tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
I’ve been getting this message since moving from the Bluesky app to a browser all week:
“Your browser does not support the video format. Please try a different browser.”
Tonight, that’s a huge win, because I haven’t been subjected to a single clip of Kid Rock.
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omagus.bsky.social
Listen to me now. Believe me later on.
White supremacy has plenty of use for non-White people willing to carry its water. But it will never, ever let you forget that you are not actually White.
tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
I truly wonder if this guy has deluded himself into believing his own lies about leftists wishing him harm.
Is there some therapist out there being tortured by an hour of milkshake trauma every week?
tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
Who does he think he’s calling “boy?”
Andy’s been dining out on his family name since high school.
tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
Help Wanted sign at the State Department in 5, 4, 3 . . .
robert-is-typing.bsky.social
Even better, Marco Rubio was one of a group of Florida politicians who wrote letters suggesting she be awarded the prize.
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broadwaybabyto.bsky.social
There’s now an entire frog brigade outside the ICE facility.

Peacefully protesting fascism while bringing whimsy to the streets.

The whimsy and silliness directly contradict Trump & Miller who want you to believe it’s a war zone.

Protect the frogs!
Three people in frog costumes are seen outside the Portland ice facility
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
How in the FUCK is this not a headline from The Onion??

“Jack Posobiec at Trump's roundtable on antifa”
tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
Having a handle with “myatproto.social” vs. “blacksky.app” does nothing to limit my ability to participate in this platform, and only confirms what anyone could have safely assumed from my profile photo.
tomciancaglini.myatproto.social
I disagree with the notion that any marginalized community creating their own space is “segregation.”

But that’s not even what this is.
I’m a non-Black user who’s migrated to a Blacksky server. I’m not allowed to use a blacksky.app handle, which is a completely reasonable condition.