Brett - Misanthrope
@theshape076.bsky.social
Worst kind of person
What’s in the box, Charlie Brown
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What’s in the box, Charlie Brown
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Self care is cancelled. I’m drinking corn liquor and listening to Rage Against the Machine
August 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Self care is cancelled. I’m drinking corn liquor and listening to Rage Against the Machine
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Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.
July 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.
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Who called it shitting your pants in a popular compact car and not a Civic doody?
July 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Who called it shitting your pants in a popular compact car and not a Civic doody?
Invented a new table-top card game for nerds that love Rom-Coms. I call it Practical Magic The Gathering.
June 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Invented a new table-top card game for nerds that love Rom-Coms. I call it Practical Magic The Gathering.
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It wasn't the seance that scared me, it was having to hold hands
June 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It wasn't the seance that scared me, it was having to hold hands
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The Constitution disagrees. The Emoluments Clause, part of Article I, Section 9, Clause 8, bans office holders from taking ANY gifts from foreign countries. There is no mention of quid pro quo. That is because the Founding Fathers knew that even the *appearance* of corruption promotes corruption.
May 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The Constitution disagrees. The Emoluments Clause, part of Article I, Section 9, Clause 8, bans office holders from taking ANY gifts from foreign countries. There is no mention of quid pro quo. That is because the Founding Fathers knew that even the *appearance* of corruption promotes corruption.
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I can't tell you how long I've dreamed about dying in an easily preventable workplace accident while returning outstanding value to my employer's shareholders
April 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I can't tell you how long I've dreamed about dying in an easily preventable workplace accident while returning outstanding value to my employer's shareholders
I’m normally a basketball/football/baseball guy but I’m interested in watching soccer. Where should I start?
April 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’m normally a basketball/football/baseball guy but I’m interested in watching soccer. Where should I start?
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Flanders
Stark
Beatty
-Maslow's Hierarchy of Neds
Stark
Beatty
-Maslow's Hierarchy of Neds
March 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Flanders
Stark
Beatty
-Maslow's Hierarchy of Neds
Stark
Beatty
-Maslow's Hierarchy of Neds
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I keep my sex toys in a tote because I use them in different rooms in the house. It's my bag of dicks. I'm so sorry.
February 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I keep my sex toys in a tote because I use them in different rooms in the house. It's my bag of dicks. I'm so sorry.
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Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
January 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
Me after delivering a highbrow skeet, “You guys aren’t ready for this, but your PornBots are gonna love it.”
January 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Me after delivering a highbrow skeet, “You guys aren’t ready for this, but your PornBots are gonna love it.”
I’ve been off Twitter a couple years now & the joy I’ve had finding accounts here that I used to enjoy over there has been immeasurable. Didn’t realize how much I missed the silly jokes & banter.
January 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I’ve been off Twitter a couple years now & the joy I’ve had finding accounts here that I used to enjoy over there has been immeasurable. Didn’t realize how much I missed the silly jokes & banter.
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Dear @PepperidgeFarms
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
January 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Dear @PepperidgeFarms
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
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If you ever share / repost anything, please let it be this
December 30, 2024 at 4:26 PM
If you ever share / repost anything, please let it be this
Happy New Year, Bluesky. All those things you’ve wanted for yourself are in your reach. I believe in you.
January 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Happy New Year, Bluesky. All those things you’ve wanted for yourself are in your reach. I believe in you.
As a Pats fan I’m very torn. On one hand, I don’t like seeing the Bills win. One the other hand, fuck Aaron Rodgers.
December 29, 2024 at 8:05 PM
As a Pats fan I’m very torn. On one hand, I don’t like seeing the Bills win. One the other hand, fuck Aaron Rodgers.
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Life hack: next time you’re on a plane wait until the quietest part of takeoff then quickly stand up and yell “KEVIN!”
December 25, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Life hack: next time you’re on a plane wait until the quietest part of takeoff then quickly stand up and yell “KEVIN!”
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I’m with Denmark.
I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
December 25, 2024 at 9:32 PM
I’m with Denmark.
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Researchers found “that the costs Walmart imposes in the form of not only lower earnings but also higher unemployment in the wider community outweigh the savings it provides for shoppers.”
The Walmart Effect
New research suggests that the company makes the communities it operates in poorer—even taking into account its famous low prices.
www.theatlantic.com
December 25, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Researchers found “that the costs Walmart imposes in the form of not only lower earnings but also higher unemployment in the wider community outweigh the savings it provides for shoppers.”
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fuck marry kill but it’s all the same person
December 23, 2024 at 12:07 AM
fuck marry kill but it’s all the same person