Ben
@thebeedub.bsky.social
Dogs. Records. Food.
Still searching for a sock I lost in 1996.
Still searching for a sock I lost in 1996.
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just remember, lettuce gets recalled all of the time due to e coli. bourbon never does.
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
just remember, lettuce gets recalled all of the time due to e coli. bourbon never does.
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I have to do an errand that I’ve been putting off for three days. Once I arrive there, the errand will take less than five minutes. But errands are contagious and I know if I accomplish that errand I will have to do several others.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I have to do an errand that I’ve been putting off for three days. Once I arrive there, the errand will take less than five minutes. But errands are contagious and I know if I accomplish that errand I will have to do several others.
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What's something you never leave the house without? For me it's earrings & perfume.
Oh, and the heavy burden of everyday anxiety.
Oh, and the heavy burden of everyday anxiety.
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
What's something you never leave the house without? For me it's earrings & perfume.
Oh, and the heavy burden of everyday anxiety.
Oh, and the heavy burden of everyday anxiety.
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When I’m buying Twinkies and Yodels it feels like I’m 16 again buying a dirty magazine
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
When I’m buying Twinkies and Yodels it feels like I’m 16 again buying a dirty magazine
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paid $1200 for the amazing camera on this phone so i could take pictures of the products at the supermarket and check with my wife if i'm buying the right thing and then keep the photo for 4 years.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
paid $1200 for the amazing camera on this phone so i could take pictures of the products at the supermarket and check with my wife if i'm buying the right thing and then keep the photo for 4 years.
Welcome to that time of year when hordes of grocery shoppers ask where to find the crispy, fried onions…
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Welcome to that time of year when hordes of grocery shoppers ask where to find the crispy, fried onions…
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Nice commercial. I’d like to see the ground crew that could get 25 people’s sparklers lit in time for the bride and groom to walk out.
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Nice commercial. I’d like to see the ground crew that could get 25 people’s sparklers lit in time for the bride and groom to walk out.
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When it comes to gingerbread houses, it’s all well and fine until you get to the roof.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
When it comes to gingerbread houses, it’s all well and fine until you get to the roof.
Happy Friday to everyone except able-bodied people who insist on being let out of their car directly in front of the supermarket entrance to save themselves a 40 yard walk.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy Friday to everyone except able-bodied people who insist on being let out of their car directly in front of the supermarket entrance to save themselves a 40 yard walk.
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I’ve seen fingerless gloves, but I would like gloves that are just fingers. I’m not saying they wouldn’t be hard to keep track of but think of the possibilities.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I’ve seen fingerless gloves, but I would like gloves that are just fingers. I’m not saying they wouldn’t be hard to keep track of but think of the possibilities.
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In my defense, I’m terrible at defending myself
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
In my defense, I’m terrible at defending myself
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The problem is we still call it healthcare. It hasn't been that, not really, not at their level. They didn't vote to make healthcare unaffordable, they're voting to make the unnecessary, extractive process more profitable. They don't see people, or health, or medicine. They see dollars go up.
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The problem is we still call it healthcare. It hasn't been that, not really, not at their level. They didn't vote to make healthcare unaffordable, they're voting to make the unnecessary, extractive process more profitable. They don't see people, or health, or medicine. They see dollars go up.
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Don’t make me per my last email you
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Don’t make me per my last email you
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Me and a new coworker were walking past each other. I saw her notice my sweater like she was gonna say something nice cuz she’s a complimenter and it’s sweater weather. So I took a glance at her sweater in case I had to respond in kind but then she didn’t and I didn’t. She’s gonna fit in fine.
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Me and a new coworker were walking past each other. I saw her notice my sweater like she was gonna say something nice cuz she’s a complimenter and it’s sweater weather. So I took a glance at her sweater in case I had to respond in kind but then she didn’t and I didn’t. She’s gonna fit in fine.
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You know you're old when ''I have to go'' stops reffering to parties
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
You know you're old when ''I have to go'' stops reffering to parties
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I’m starting to understand the guy at work who always wears black, I think to myself as I buy four more of the exact same shirt
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m starting to understand the guy at work who always wears black, I think to myself as I buy four more of the exact same shirt
If the dishwasher needs 4 hours to complete its cleaning cycle I expect to put in broken plates and coffee mugs and have them come out fixed.
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If the dishwasher needs 4 hours to complete its cleaning cycle I expect to put in broken plates and coffee mugs and have them come out fixed.
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They say 73% of all internet traffic is the result of bots engaging in malicious activities, so my bearded clam tweets are directed at only 27% of you
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
They say 73% of all internet traffic is the result of bots engaging in malicious activities, so my bearded clam tweets are directed at only 27% of you
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I accidentally looked a gingerbread man in the eyes at the store and it gave me the shivers.
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I accidentally looked a gingerbread man in the eyes at the store and it gave me the shivers.
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like, cringe is now cringe. ok? by-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
like, cringe is now cringe. ok? by-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Just saw that gen z thinks using cash is cringe and it's official now, everything is cringe.
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Just saw that gen z thinks using cash is cringe and it's official now, everything is cringe.
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Garage dance party. Ooo I forgot I have those muscles.
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Garage dance party. Ooo I forgot I have those muscles.
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You’re not mad at me you’re mad at your eyebrows.
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
You’re not mad at me you’re mad at your eyebrows.
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Have you ever ended up hating a
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Have you ever ended up hating a
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.