Stu West
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Xennial falcon
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I used to think fart noises made with the mouth were so funny. Now I only laugh at the fart noises from a butt
June 21, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The Canton Express in Glasgow. Walking distance from my flat, open until 5am most nights, huge amount of amazing food for not much money. I lived off their chicken in black bean sauce and crispy pork with gravy for years. Heartbroken when I went there one night and it had closed with no warning
Sunday night timeline cleanse

please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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Sunday night timeline cleanse

please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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rip
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 AM
As well as all the other good stuff about this film, it’s an incredible document of how busted New York looked in 1971
Watched THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS (1971) for the first time this evening & was kind of weepy by the end? Was not expecting such a goofy premise to resolve into a profoundly beautiful & coherent argument about fighting the cops with whimsy & desire & the irrepressible fullness of one’s dreaming self
January 13, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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I can never quite fully invest in the sexy vampire. Things get weird when you think too deeply about a cold undead phallus that, at best, I imagine, feels like being fucked by Vicks vapo rub
January 12, 2026 at 4:54 AM
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Isiah Whitlock Jr. (1954–2025)
December 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I love sparkling water because sometimes what I really want is to be perfectly hydrated but also in a small amount of pain
December 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The Second-Order Streisand Effect is a social phenomenon where if a party makes an effort to censor information, discussion and news about the censorship paradoxically leads to an increased awareness of Barbara Streisand, a musician whom most "Zoomers" would probably have otherwise never heard of
December 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Woke up from a dream where the success of Heated Rivalry meant Harlan Ellison had been hired to produce the sequels Again, Heated Rivalry and The Last Heated Rivalry but despite buying 200 scripts never filmed an episode
December 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Looking for some help locating a holy grail. In 1989, The Sunday Times ran a promotion called "The Great Ghost Hunt". An illustrated poster of famous British hauntings came free with the paper, and in the following weeks they published quiz questions relating to the various spooky happenings. (1/X)
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Horror story that begins "The old man posted 150 times last night"
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Of course Dracula was actually the name of the scientist, you should really say "Dracula's Vampire"
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

REM (with Patti Smith!)
Shellac
Ennio Morricone
Mdou Moctar
Portishead
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

Tool
Coldplay
Kendrick Lamar
Rage Against The Machine (with Run The Jewels!)
KMFDM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

U2
Peter Gabriel
Lilith Fair
Perfume Genius
Spoon
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Many good things about this book, including that if you say the title aloud it sounds like Hi-Ex Bastards, which would be an great name for a Judge Dredd story
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Reading a book from the 1970s where the main character has an extremely medically inaccurate stroke. I’d write to the author to complain but sadly he died in 1994 (not of a stroke)
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
She’s a heterodox thinker, she only believes in 13 of the 14 words
Marjorie Taylor Greene to Dana Bash: "You should have Nick Fuentes on your show"
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Superman (2025) was a fine movie but wouldve been way better if at the beginning Superman turned to the camera & said "i no longer look like Henry Cavill" & then specified the exact plot reasons why
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Angry woman at the hotel restaurant in Barcelona this morning carrying a small dog in a sling and telling the hostess "Just so you know, in Canada it would be ILLEGAL for you to deny us entry"

The US is ceding its leadership in international affairs, the Ugly Canadian is unleashed on the world
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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No, Nut November!
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM