Dustin Mueller
sqlcheesecake.bsky.social
Dustin Mueller
@sqlcheesecake.bsky.social
I’m this guy who likes to do stuff. Liberal AF (will literally punch Nazis). Interests include SQL Server, baseball, food, coffee, travel, people, & dogs.
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The only reason to go kill the survivors and lie about it is because you knew the boat wasn’t carrying drugs
5/ Administration explanation to Congress seems to be a bold-face falsehood: claiming double-tap strike was to clear debris, not to kill survivors.

"That explanation has prompted frustration among some members of Congress who say they believe the Pentagon was deceptive."
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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This is almost word for word what xenophobes in the 1930s and 1940s said about Miller's Jewish ancestors and relatives. He's so hateful he couldn't possibly recognize that of course.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Racist gonna racist.
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.

REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?

TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Narcissistic psychopaths are always triggered by facts that contradict with their reality.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
What a great Packers win!
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Miller’s turkey recipe probably came from Ben Shapiro. That thing is dryer than the Atacama Desert.
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Waldorf salad is pretty terrible, but at least it’s not the *worst* thing to come out of Austria.
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Tagging @852dude.bsky.social for Denver visibility.
Friends: do you know a Megan, who recently hurt her ankle in a Trade Joe’s parking lot and had surgery? Because her pissy ginger boyfriend is talking shit about her at Denver airport and thousands of women on Threads from *at least four* continents are gonna hunt him into his last days.

Pass it on.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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I don't know how to react harder without going to jail.
I still feel like the country is underreacting to the fact that the president is a pedophile.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Remember when he mocked everyone else for being “low energy”? Look at him now.

Nodding off, slurring, and cutting his days short because he cannot keep up. The myth of unstoppable Trump is long gone.
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My kingdom for a TV with a setting to mute doorbell sounds.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.

Gift link:

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The first of 5 pies is in the oven.

This pumpkin one is for us, at home. The 2 other pumpkin, the bourbon pecan, & my specialty apple pie, are being made tomorrow for my family’s potluck get-together at my sister’s on Friday, along with a rosemary butternut squash cranberry side dish.
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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precisely my thought. the president and his dumbass republican allies put these men and women into harm’s way for a political stunt and look what has happened
Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I just googled something (looking for a knowledge base article for something), & got 1 result (an eBay page for a Can-Am CV boot replacement kit, of all things).

I know there’s a term for this, but I just thought it was sad.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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DAVID SACKS, PROBABLY: According to a rigorous survey of guys in my...um...shaving mirror, cocaine is responsible for over half my productivity. We can't afford to go back.
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Well that’s not great.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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these freaks are doing absolutely terrifying stuff on a wholesale basis. probably more horror than anyone will ever really know
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Finally, the most honest member of this entire administration.
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Crucially, by upholding their constitution and the rule of law, Brazil discovered that support for Bolsonaro evaporated save for a dwindling minority of die-hards and dead-enders. Because Brazilians see Bolsonaro as a criminal and a loser, they've largely moved on from him.

Could've been us...
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ what are we even doing?!
NEW: ICE has torn up its $180M cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program and is now guaranteeing private surveillance firms at least $7.5M each, with potential payouts reaching $281M per vendor. The change signals a shift from “pilot” to full-scale outsourcing of street-level investigative work.
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms
Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It feels good to know that I’ve still got “it”.

Running errands, and some random lady was hitting on me. She literally asked if I was single! Of course, I had to relay that story to my wife. 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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These should be the Dems' talking points going into the mid terms.
To recap:
•Universal healthcare would save 68,000 lives & $450B annually
•Every $1 spent on SNAP results in $1.80 boost to local economies & small businesses
•The child tax credit decreased child poverty to a historic low of 5.2%, abolishing it increased it by 45%

1/2
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM