Dustin Mueller
@sqlcheesecake.bsky.social
I’m this guy who likes to do stuff. Liberal AF (will literally punch Nazis). Interests include SQL Server, baseball, food, coffee, travel, people, & dogs.
Micah Parsons finally gets home. Nice.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Micah Parsons finally gets home. Nice.
Ummmm… Packers…
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ummmm… Packers…
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
AND JAMEIS WINSTON JUST DID A JAMEIS WINSTON!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
AND JAMEIS WINSTON JUST DID A JAMEIS WINSTON!!
The run defense is ESPECIALLY ass.
The #Packers’ defense is ass.
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The run defense is ESPECIALLY ass.
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The Department of Justice is participating in corrupt prosecutions and corrupt cover-ups.
Massie: "The president has been saying this is a hoax. Well, he's just now decided to investigate a hoax, if it's a hoax. And I have another concern about these investigations he's announced. If they have ongoing investigations, those documents can't be released. So this might be a big smokescreen."
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The Department of Justice is participating in corrupt prosecutions and corrupt cover-ups.
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
The Packers want to badly to be a good football team, but they are just a bad football team.
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The Packers want to badly to be a good football team, but they are just a bad football team.
Starting QB goes down.
Starting RB goes down.
Already down a few options at WR & your best TE is out for the year.
This is gonna be… harsh, isn’t it?
Starting RB goes down.
Already down a few options at WR & your best TE is out for the year.
This is gonna be… harsh, isn’t it?
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Starting QB goes down.
Starting RB goes down.
Already down a few options at WR & your best TE is out for the year.
This is gonna be… harsh, isn’t it?
Starting RB goes down.
Already down a few options at WR & your best TE is out for the year.
This is gonna be… harsh, isn’t it?
Fuck that fascist bitch.
Marjorie Taylor Greene to Dana Bash: "You should have Nick Fuentes on your show"
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Fuck that fascist bitch.
Packers game announcers pregame: “The #Packers’ defense hasn’t been the issue for them these last 2 losses.”
The Packers’ defense: allows Jameis Winston (yep!) & the Giants’ pitiful offense to march right down the field for a touchdown on the opening drive.
The Packers’ defense: allows Jameis Winston (yep!) & the Giants’ pitiful offense to march right down the field for a touchdown on the opening drive.
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Packers game announcers pregame: “The #Packers’ defense hasn’t been the issue for them these last 2 losses.”
The Packers’ defense: allows Jameis Winston (yep!) & the Giants’ pitiful offense to march right down the field for a touchdown on the opening drive.
The Packers’ defense: allows Jameis Winston (yep!) & the Giants’ pitiful offense to march right down the field for a touchdown on the opening drive.
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We are off the cliff folks
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
We are off the cliff folks
Sorry, but jambalaya is NOT a “soup of the day”, because jambalaya is NOT soup!
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sorry, but jambalaya is NOT a “soup of the day”, because jambalaya is NOT soup!
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It’s the hottest economy in history with $21 trillion coming in.
Also: we need the Fed to cut rates and “prop up this economy.” 🤪
@atrupar.com
Also: we need the Fed to cut rates and “prop up this economy.” 🤪
@atrupar.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s the hottest economy in history with $21 trillion coming in.
Also: we need the Fed to cut rates and “prop up this economy.” 🤪
@atrupar.com
Also: we need the Fed to cut rates and “prop up this economy.” 🤪
@atrupar.com
The alpha is at it again…
Honestly, the more you watch this, the more hilarious it is.
Honestly, the more you watch this, the more hilarious it is.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The alpha is at it again…
Honestly, the more you watch this, the more hilarious it is.
Honestly, the more you watch this, the more hilarious it is.
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the only thing on Trump's schedule today is flying to Florida to spend the weekend at his private club golfing and schmoozing with his paying customers
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the only thing on Trump's schedule today is flying to Florida to spend the weekend at his private club golfing and schmoozing with his paying customers
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Fact-check: true 😕
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Fact-check: true 😕
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Leavitt, this week: "President Trump kicked him out because Jeffrey Epstein was a pedophile and he was a creep."
Trump, asked in 2019 if he had “any suspicions” that Epstein was molesting underage women: "No, I had no idea. I had no idea."
@sbg1.bsky.social www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...
Trump, asked in 2019 if he had “any suspicions” that Epstein was molesting underage women: "No, I had no idea. I had no idea."
@sbg1.bsky.social www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...
The Epstein Scandal Is Now a Chronic Disease of the Trump Presidency
Read the e-mails—this isn’t going away anytime soon.
www.newyorker.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Leavitt, this week: "President Trump kicked him out because Jeffrey Epstein was a pedophile and he was a creep."
Trump, asked in 2019 if he had “any suspicions” that Epstein was molesting underage women: "No, I had no idea. I had no idea."
@sbg1.bsky.social www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...
Trump, asked in 2019 if he had “any suspicions” that Epstein was molesting underage women: "No, I had no idea. I had no idea."
@sbg1.bsky.social www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...
Guess we’re going to war to see if THAT might help distract from the fact that Trump & others in the GOP are pedophiles…
Pete Hegseth announces Operation Southern Spear.
There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Guess we’re going to war to see if THAT might help distract from the fact that Trump & others in the GOP are pedophiles…
Cool - legalized domestic terrorism.
Bovino: "Whether they were criminals or individuals that were taking jobs from Americans -- you name it, that's what they were doing. And I'll tell you what's gonna happen. We're gonna go even harder on the streets. If he releases those 650, we're gonna apprehend 1,650 on the streets of Chicago."
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Cool - legalized domestic terrorism.
I mean, exactly how big a piece of shit do you have to BE for a disgusting, known child sex trafficker to think you’re a terrible human being?!
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I mean, exactly how big a piece of shit do you have to BE for a disgusting, known child sex trafficker to think you’re a terrible human being?!
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Anyone who has information that people need to know about the president of the united states and withholds it to put it in a book set to publish after the president's term expires should be sent to prison.
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Anyone who has information that people need to know about the president of the united states and withholds it to put it in a book set to publish after the president's term expires should be sent to prison.
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There's no excuse for this. None. Megyn Kelly is vile.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
There's no excuse for this. None. Megyn Kelly is vile.
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I mean, who wants to stay in a country actively stripping away your rights and personhood?
"In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity. The current figure is four times higher than the 10% who shared this desire in 2014, when it was generally in line with other age and gender groups."
Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S.
The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.
news.gallup.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I mean, who wants to stay in a country actively stripping away your rights and personhood?