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First of all, go Birds.
Chandler Arizona resident.
I believe in the rule of law.
Cat Lover.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It's pretty simple. Don't invite them. In fact, don't speak to them!! Instant stress relief! It works!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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PSA to neurotypicals - asking “why” is not arguing. “Here is how a thing is.” “Why?” Is not an argument. It’s a request for more information. Why is the thing that way? Teach me.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Tesla's EU sales were down 48.5% in October, and are down 30% in a year-to-date when EV sales are up 26%.

Tesla's China sales fell 35.8% in October, for an 8.4% decline year-to-date.

Tesla's US sales fell 24% in October, after incentives expired.

IT'S HAPPENING!

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November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Is this thing on?
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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truly disturbing how China is lapping America at our own culture

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incredible things are happening in China
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Mmmm tastes like getting beaten to death in the oakland coliseum parking lot
Dreyer’s Raiders Crunch (1995-1996): Vanilla ice cream loaded with chocolate-covered pecans and swirls of both fudge and caramel. Released to celebrate the Raiders return to Oakland after playing in LA for the previous 12 seasons.
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When you wake yourself up with a shart
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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julius and ethel rosenberg fried in the chair for orders of magnitude less
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Stupidest man alive has a thought.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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lol sign worked
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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all pies are good. simply do not say to me that any pies are bad. i do not even want to know about the kind of life that would so warp a person as to think any pie is bad
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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never thaw your turkey in the sink, as this can increase the risk of foodborne illness by allowing unsafe bacteria to proliferate on surfaces. for best results, thaw your turkey in the toilet, flushing every 30 minutes to refresh the cold water.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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senate democrats fucked this so bad it's unreal. now they look like pussies for backing down AND Trump gets to be the one to save healthcare. masterful work sirs
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Guess what ole Dr Soybot is gonna be wearing when I fly 4-6x per month, moving forward?
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I take drugs.

A LOT OF THEM.
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Thank Christ we play again Friday. A full week of continued eagles drama discourse would break me
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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*tap*
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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Don’t read Marcus Hayes. He’s a bad faith columnist.
The Eagles' loss to the Cowboys "will lead to more questions about an Eagles offense that has been under siege all season," argues @inkstainedretch.bsky.social.
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM