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KC Lemson
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Old-ish person who’s been online a long time and likes puns and tech, except when tech pisses me off. Also a mom of 2 adults, ADHD, and recently retired from working at Microsoft. #BlackLivesMatter 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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If I pay you to swear, that’s a diss incentive structure
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"genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism" is such a word

the number of times I've said I enjoyed something and IMMEDIATELY, like a starting pistol just went off, someone gallops in to do "too bad you are simply Not Smart Enough to have spotted this list of flaws"
It goes into that weird thing that genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism but everybody is getting trained to be such a cynical unfeeling asshole nowadays that I find the smartest people often are the “hell yeah cool song/drawing/story/video” people
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I’m working on a new vibe coding project: an app that uses AI to generate CSS+HTML visualizations from a prompt/reference image, and then has a simple UX for easily modifying the visualizations yourself, or requesting changes from the AI.

Testing is going well.
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
TIL that packing tape that doesn’t make that annoying sound exists
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
If I made a gift guide, it would have the most boring things on it... but they'd be really freaking useful.

Like these belts, which are washable, and I leave one on every pair of jeans I wear. It's sooooo handy to not have to unbuckle a belt to use the restroom: www.amazon.com/dp/B07QDL2238
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December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
At first I couldn’t remember the name of the data type you use to combine variables of different types, but then it struct me.
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Also feel free to use this app I built, that uses AI to generate alt text for you: alttexter.lovable.app
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Happy nerdsgiving to those who celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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shoutout to all my fellow queers for whom family of origin sucks around holidays (and those of us who are still working on finding that found family). everything is pretty bad right now but being queer is still fucking amazing and you are amazing and not alone and i love you and am grateful for you
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you’re from the Midwest, you know what this is for
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Big family thanksgiving, I’m 7. It was my job to ask everyone for their drink order (milk or water), pour their glass, & set it on the table.

My uncle asked for ice in his milk, but I misheard & thought he said ice cream

The entire group watched me make it, zero comments until after dinner started
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A badge for Exploding Whale Day!
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I vibe coded a simple free app that uses AI (nano banana) to let you easily generate and modify pixel art to create an emoji, & save the PNG: smolmoji.com.

(This app exists because on a discord I'm an admin on, someone wanted a custom emoji for successfully adulting, like doing the laundry, so...)
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It's been that kind of day vibe coding with the clanker
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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They make games and movies like they used to. So many of them. Same with books.

But the mechanisms you learned about them were totally gutted and changed to only amplify shit that's already popular.

It's still there! You're just mostly on your own to find it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I vibe coded a simple app to generate alt text for photos & screenshots for posting online, and I've found it so handy for myself that I wanted to share it with others: alttexter.lovable.app

(And of course I used the app to generate the alt text for the pic on this post - dogfooding ftw!)
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The match will be on a first name basis
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM