Kourtney
@soitwent.bsky.social
I said I wouldn’t but here I am, sigh.
Elvis/gin/security
📍Chicago
She/her
#freshpots
Opinions are mine alone, not employers, associations, etc.
Elvis/gin/security
📍Chicago
She/her
#freshpots
Opinions are mine alone, not employers, associations, etc.
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Kourtney
@soitwent.bsky.social
· Sep 7
Y’all, even my mom is like “don’t come for Chicago” ‘cause Chicago, a hacker con happening this weekend, and malört.
Oh hey look, it’s @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net with the @east.burbsec.com receipt. Thank you, Wiz!!
Hey @wiz_io BurbSec really appreciates the CVS sized receipt!
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Oh hey look, it’s @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net with the @east.burbsec.com receipt. Thank you, Wiz!!
Bartenders that automatically give you a straw when you’re wearing lipstick, I see you and I love you.
December 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Bartenders that automatically give you a straw when you’re wearing lipstick, I see you and I love you.
Early bird tickets are live, CFP is live, CFV is live!
Don’t miss out! 🚨 Our Early Bird discount is still live.
Save 20% with code BS312-EB20 and join us at #BSides312 on May 16, 2026.
See you there! 👋
bsides312.org for more information.
#BSides
Save 20% with code BS312-EB20 and join us at #BSides312 on May 16, 2026.
See you there! 👋
bsides312.org for more information.
#BSides
BSides312 - Chicago's Hacking Conference
BSides312 is Chicago's biggest little non-profit hacking & information security conference.
bsides312.org
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Early bird tickets are live, CFP is live, CFV is live!
Who are we gonna see tonight @east.burbsec.com?
I’ll be there with a super special contribution for white elephant 😏
I’ll be there with a super special contribution for white elephant 😏
1) ITS TONIGHT!!
2) It’s FREE (plus free beer, free pizza)
3) it’s open to the public! No registration! Just show up!
4) Newcomers welcome! You won’t be the only one!!
5) Gift exchange is OPTIONAL! Enjoy the fun without obligation! We’ll even have extras!
2) It’s FREE (plus free beer, free pizza)
3) it’s open to the public! No registration! Just show up!
4) Newcomers welcome! You won’t be the only one!!
5) Gift exchange is OPTIONAL! Enjoy the fun without obligation! We’ll even have extras!
Our White Elephant Party is *THIS WEDNESDAY* at the usual time and place! We’ve got a massive pizza and beer sponsor, *WIZ,* and a tap takeover by Toppling Goliath Brewing!!
Make sure your calendar is correct, and bring some friends and “gifts”
Rules here:
www.meetup.com/burbsec/even...
Make sure your calendar is correct, and bring some friends and “gifts”
Rules here:
www.meetup.com/burbsec/even...
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Who are we gonna see tonight @east.burbsec.com?
I’ll be there with a super special contribution for white elephant 😏
I’ll be there with a super special contribution for white elephant 😏
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It's ironic that the 2005 White Sox, the team that's overlooked time and time again by actual humans, is one of the only champions that AI got right
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
It's ironic that the 2005 White Sox, the team that's overlooked time and time again by actual humans, is one of the only champions that AI got right
This is always a good time, come join us TOMORROW!
Our White Elephant Party is *THIS WEDNESDAY* at the usual time and place! We’ve got a massive pizza and beer sponsor, *WIZ,* and a tap takeover by Toppling Goliath Brewing!!
Make sure your calendar is correct, and bring some friends and “gifts”
Rules here:
www.meetup.com/burbsec/even...
Make sure your calendar is correct, and bring some friends and “gifts”
Rules here:
www.meetup.com/burbsec/even...
BurbSec East White Elephant & Tap Takeover - Sponsored by Wiz!!, Wed, Dec 17, 2025, 6:00 PM | Meetup
**This year's White Elephant Exchange is sponsored by [WIZ!!](https://wiz.io),** and will feature a **TAP TAKEOVER with beers and swag by [Toppling Goliath Brewing](https:/
www.meetup.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is always a good time, come join us TOMORROW!
Bad news day for Chicago
A large CBP presence is back in Chicago this morning, with sightings and arrests reported across the southwest side and Cicero. Bovino is also here.
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Bad news day for Chicago
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Do I know anyone in NOLA with connections who may want whistles? I know there has been a lot of ICE activity out your way.
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Do I know anyone in NOLA with connections who may want whistles? I know there has been a lot of ICE activity out your way.
Reposted by Kourtney
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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There is going to be such a baby boom 9 months after It Happens, honestly friends get your long term birth control or vasectomies ASAP because you don't want to have to be thinking about that when the celebratory orgies start
December 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
There is going to be such a baby boom 9 months after It Happens, honestly friends get your long term birth control or vasectomies ASAP because you don't want to have to be thinking about that when the celebratory orgies start
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The problem, as always, is the guns.
December 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The problem, as always, is the guns.
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Like they found Ross Perot’s corpse after dredging a lake
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Like they found Ross Perot’s corpse after dredging a lake
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This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
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Good.
Tori Amos announces 'Strange Little Girls' reissue with Neil Gaiman's contributions seemingly removed
Tori Amos Announces 'Strange Little Girls' Reissue With Neil Gaiman's Contributions Seemingly Removed
In 2001, Tori Amos released a fascinating conceptual covers album called Strange Little Girls. On that LP, she took on songs written and originally performed by man — songs that seemed extremely mascu...
stereogum.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Good.
Excited to watch this even though it’ll make me cry.
The trailer for It’s Never Over, Jeff Buckley, a documentary film about the late singer/songwriter. [youtube.com]
It’s Never Over, Jeff Buckley - Official Trailer | Directed by Amy Berg
In theaters August 8.
http://jeffbuckleydoc.com/
IT’S NEVER OVER: JEFF BUCKLEY, directed by Oscar-nominated filmmaker Amy Berg (DELIVER US FROM EVIL, JANIS: LITTLE GIRL BLUE, WEST OF MEMPHIS), covers the life of the rising young star with an otherworldly voice and boundary-pushing artistry, who le
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Excited to watch this even though it’ll make me cry.
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If having to start all over is what’s stopping you from leaving behind Spotify’s hate and war profiteering (not to mention the lowest artist payouts) I just transferred all of my favorites over to a new platform in just under four minutes with this. www.tunemymusic.com
Transfer Playlists Between Music Services | Tune My Music
Transfer Playlists From Any Music Platform to Any Other Music Platform! Including Spotify, Apple Music, Deezer, YouTube, Google Play Music, TIDAL and more!
www.tunemymusic.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If having to start all over is what’s stopping you from leaving behind Spotify’s hate and war profiteering (not to mention the lowest artist payouts) I just transferred all of my favorites over to a new platform in just under four minutes with this. www.tunemymusic.com
This could make a great bingo game.
It’s time for the Dibs Scavenger Hunt! Try to find one of each dibs out in the wild! #chicago
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This could make a great bingo game.
Bears are gonna Bears.
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Bears are gonna Bears.
Local h song on the bears game?! 🤩
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Local h song on the bears game?! 🤩
I really wouldn’t be mad if I never had to see Tom Brady’s face ever again.
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I really wouldn’t be mad if I never had to see Tom Brady’s face ever again.
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googling an nfl player, seeing he was born in the 90s, yelling “eat shit” before throwing my phone on the couch and grumpily crossing my arms
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
googling an nfl player, seeing he was born in the 90s, yelling “eat shit” before throwing my phone on the couch and grumpily crossing my arms
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ALMOST lost my coffee on this one.
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
ALMOST lost my coffee on this one.
Me watching the IU vs OSU game
a man with red hair is smiling with the words " can i choose neither " above him
Alt: a man with red hair is smiling with the words " can i choose neither " above him
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Me watching the IU vs OSU game