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Kourtney
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I said I wouldn’t but here I am, sigh. Elvis/gin/security 📍Chicago She/her #freshpots Opinions are mine alone, not employers, associations, etc.
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Y’all, even my mom is like “don’t come for Chicago” ‘cause Chicago, a hacker con happening this weekend, and malört.
In the words of Ina, boxed mix is fine. Pastry isn’t easy
Boy howdy, got a preview of the coming attractions at @niseilounge.bsky.social and I am pretty goddamn pumped about it.
Would absolutely subscribe
Same.

Also pleased that I understood most of what he’s saying despite my French being suuuuuuper rusty.
I would die for Albert.
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Everybody needs 3 friends:

- one to send you new music

- one to nod and order margaritas and not ask questions while you vent

- and one to text you every time even the most minor celebrity dies
Pickle bullshit is a way of life!

I’ve been thinking about pickling some fruit to use for cocktails…
Omg, YESSS! I read that as bullshit as in back on my pickle bullshit 😏
Anyway, hello! I also love pickles!! 👋
@j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net who will answer for these crimes?!
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
I am just a woman standing in front of the skyline BEGGING people to stop using WhatsApp and hellacious group sms threads.
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and just because someone finally got their decades-old nazi tattoo covered up today doesn’t mean they’re good to go and we should immediately give them a leadership role, our unequivocal trust, and a pony.

it’s only the first step on a long journey towards building trust.
I know I just wrote a thing about accepting "imperfect comrades" but I don't mean people with Nazi tattoos, just the ones who get them covered up.
Oh shoot, if salt doesn’t count then I also want anchovies. Or shallots…
Salt, butter, eggs, flour, olive oil
I’m happily making pesto, nibbling on cheese, sipping rosé, and listening to Dean Martin (cliche but I really do LOVE his music). This is what the internet is supposed to be, everyone getting distracted by fun things like pasta.
Hmmm, guess I’ll make pasta for dinner
Hunger is smiling upon you!

Does that seem worth eating?

Here’s what to order!
I really did tear up seeing this, I know how much it means to you ❤️
Wow, the ending to this episode!
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I just

really wish there were fewer Nazis everywhere
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So, how did everyone’s DR test go today?
You’re goddamn right I do!
I rarely kiss my friends but I sure do tell them that I love them and I highly suggest you do too.

Even if they don’t say it back to me (most do), tomorrow isn’t promised and I don’t want anyone to be unclear in how I feel about them.

Not sorry about getting earnest on main.
Camarnierderie
Big Dumper be dumpin’!