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I said I wouldn’t but here I am, sigh.
Elvis/gin/security
📍Chicago
She/her
#freshpots
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Bartenders that automatically give you a straw when you’re wearing lipstick, I see you and I love you.
December 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Chicago people love Chicago and the word fuck.
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Y’all, it is rainbow road made of gingerbread!!
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Y’all, the Baja blast pie was truly delicious.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Made chili with @seemsgood.lol’s recipe, it’s so good.
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Boy howdy, got a preview of the coming attractions at @niseilounge.bsky.social and I am pretty goddamn pumped about it.
October 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Cubs definitely almost gave me a heart attack tonight.
October 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
September 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Two down, Godzilla is up next!
September 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I miss that million watt smile
September 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reporting from the hell hole that is Chicago.
September 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sure missed this guy the last few days while down with the stomach flu. Despite being insanely demanding, he seemed to know when I was sick and would just lay on me like a furry heating pad til I was better.
July 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Take I don’t even know but what I DO know is that I will probably have a breakdown if my flight doesn’t leave on time after 17 fucking hours, little sleep, and a whole lot of wasted time (and money).
July 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I felt a little ridiculous for ordering this fan but after trying it out, it is AMAZING
July 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
So glad @lintile.lol is with us on Lake Michigan today! @ctrlaltfu.bsky.social
June 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The @lintile.lol swizzle sticks (made by @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net) were definitely a @bsides312.org highlight for me!
June 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Cubs lost but I did perhaps make the best scallops of my life.
June 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Happy #Pride Chicago!
June 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Fueling up for #thotcon day two. If you need hot sauce, I gotchu.
May 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
What is the greatest line in cinema
May 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I treasure the 16 years I had with my bub, who was scheduled to be put down when I found him, so I cannot thank you enough for giving this pup a chance ❤️
April 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Sending big hugs
April 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
April 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Two basic Chicago food groups covered.
March 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM