Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴
banner
j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net
Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴
@j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net
1.5K followers 190 following 950 posts
3rd Gen Hacker | @Defcon @MalwareVillage Keynote | BurbSec | OT\ICS | Seen on Fox, Wired, TechCrunch… | Infosec’s Community Builder | Soetimes IRL on ttv/jaku
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Ok I can sort of make a path towards understanding why we wanted to teach sand how to think, but I’m not sure I can ever figure out the ROI on why we decided to teach it how to lie
Good Intentions is a perfect sequel to Matrix: Revolutions. It finally answers the question of what happens to Neo after he died.
Reposted by Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴
tired: it's always DNS

inspired: ICANN feel it coming in the air tonight
Can we please get this simulation some more RAM already
I absolutely have the speedrun record on being shadowbanned from Sora
How many more decades before we move to the next stage? I feel like the 30 years I’ve been waiving my little poster board sign at these buildings full of people who laugh at us are more than enough. Imagine if all these people actually took action instead of selfies for their echo chamber socials
No effective regime change in the history of human existence has ever occurred without violence.
tf is with ChatGPT 5 constantly fucking with me
The ol’ “aggressive how do you do”
guy who joins bluesky in July 2026: hey everyone, going to be spending more time here ever since the Hell Site required users to manually type the 14 Words every time they post! and i was tired of turning on my camera to do the you know... german hand
Reposted by Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴
I have left the country again, and yes, placed myself in grave danger again. At least I’ll die with @lintile.lol
What are the chances this box has six fingers in it 
Reposted by Johnny Xmas 🔜 DefCamp Romania🇷🇴
This is the most egregious bathroom invention since the urinal trough.

I give you: the handshake gloryhole
Worst license tag situation I’ve ever seen in my life 
This is the most egregious bathroom invention since the urinal trough.

I give you: the handshake gloryhole
Wake up babe; new ATM 0day just dropped in Reykjavík
Cuz I know you guys needed more weird bathroom room posts
Finally have another Weird Travel Bathrooms post!
“Handshake gloryhole” is not a phrase anyone wanted to ever have to be said
THIS SINK IS THE MOST EGREGIOUS PUBLIC RESTROOM INVENTION SINCE THE URINAL TROUGH