Ned Pyle
@nedpyle.com
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Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis
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“Wait, did you really think there’d be no walkies to welcome the weekend? Don’t be silly!” 🧵
Three golden brown and white dogs grin under a magnificent blue hydrangea bush
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I was one of the makers of Windows 10 & was not aware of this, kudos indeed for this
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Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI.

Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...
Three images showing photographers in a studio, standing around a black curtained area with a projector and a 'Windows' logo etched onto a glass pane. The lower image shows a version of the iconic blue windows background, with blue lasers outlining and passing through an angled Windows logos against a dark background.
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Oftennnnnn

She gets her revenge by stealing things back and lying on them so he can’t have a round 2 lol
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He is not a lieutenant he is a general!
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HIS REAL NAME IS KENTSU
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I DONT WANT TO ALARM ANYONE BUT THE LITTLE GENERAL WAS BACK IN THE OFFICE 🧵
A very confident small black poodle mix sits on a red and great rug in the large break room and looks at me
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The Little General is a very good boy & doesn’t know how famous he is outside of Finland. I hope you enjoyed his little thread.
The black poodle mix dog sits properly for his mom on a red a d gray and cream rug in our large breakroom and hopes she has a rub & a treato.
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“Ok I see you holding that treato”
The dog is extremely close and his snout is right up to the camera
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Hey Little General, did you hear that Finland is getting its own online service? It’s called the Winternet!
I am looked at with suspicious by the dog Now it is flat out side eye
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“That’s the spot”
A highly contented dog gets his belly scratched, it is his favorite and his eyes are closed and his ears have gone weewah
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The Little General refuses to believe vegetables are treats & will only eat meat or sometimes stew after careful inspection. In this way he is exactly like many real generals I have met
The black dog carefully sniffs a spoon with a small yellow dollop on it, I believe it was a curry
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This pup is our finance controller’s best son. He brought his favorite stegosaurus toy which was won at a fair & does not squeak, & he has carried it around without a scratch for 2 years, such a gentleman.
The black poodle mix lies mostly off of his furry gray bed next to a night yellow and orange toy stegosaurus. It’s not a real dog toy, it was won at a fair.
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I DONT WANT TO ALARM ANYONE BUT THE LITTLE GENERAL WAS BACK IN THE OFFICE 🧵
A very confident small black poodle mix sits on a red and great rug in the large break room and looks at me
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I dunno but if I’m CPD and some masked unidentified guys in camo are shoving a gun in my face, I blow their heads clean off & then let the trial board decide if I reasonably acted in self-defense. Because they routinely make that call with civilians.

That is, if I’m not a bitchmade cop
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I AM GONNA CHECK SECURITY TAPES
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I’m not saying I’m the better parent

BUT
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I want to point out that this was NOT happening when I was at home.
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The dogs last few moments of grifting the pet sitter
3 dogs being told they parent is coming back and the treat train is coming to an end
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😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
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Laughable loser talk
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NEW — I dug into the story of ICE abducting a 13-year-old boy in Massachusetts and moving him 500 miles across state lines without notifying his mother, local cop's complicity, and how the federal government's justification for such cruelty is already falling apart:
ICE took a 13-year-old they said had a gun. Local cops say he didn’t.
Now he's detained 500 miles away from his Massachusetts home.
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