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Ned Pyle
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Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
She’s Canadian they don’t even have pecans it’s a frozen wasteland!
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Gah
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Kell has a favorite new blue throw pillow on the couch now that he always rests his head on 🥹
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
A plethora!
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
😭😭😭
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Yub nub
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Nope! lol
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Uh huh
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Holy moly
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Tallie
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
😫
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Reposted by Ned Pyle
And I apologize to the residents of Astoria, I’m telling everyone about our best spots again.
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
He loves it
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I can’t even lift that gd thing!
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Our pecan pie was just store bought trash because we were short on desserts!
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
May it lead to chronic pain for the rest of his miserable gestapo life
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM