Andy Boyle
@andymboyle.bsky.social
Chicago person. Nonfiction books with Penguin Random House. Journalism in Esquire, NPR, Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times, Boston Globe, elsewhere. Fiction in some hip spots. 2023 Hugh Holton award winner. Medium tall.
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Andy Boyle
@andymboyle.bsky.social
· May 20
cool they made a condiment for when you've completely given the fuck up
[guy who just ate two giant slices of pumpkin pie directly from the pan, using it as a plate] why does my stomach hurt
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
[guy who just ate two giant slices of pumpkin pie directly from the pan, using it as a plate] why does my stomach hurt
very funny that espn has a college field goal kicking contest where they’re like “we can single handedly pull you and your family out of a lifetime of poverty forever but if you miss you will forever be known for this failure”
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
very funny that espn has a college field goal kicking contest where they’re like “we can single handedly pull you and your family out of a lifetime of poverty forever but if you miss you will forever be known for this failure”
fyi this story whips immense ass as only my man here can do
MONSTROUS ANGELS is out!
Get a copy and feast your multitudinous seraphic eyes on this anthology of angelic horror! Mine’s called GIVE ME WINGS and it’s got music, madness, movies, and a mysterious monk.
🪽🪽
Get a copy and feast your multitudinous seraphic eyes on this anthology of angelic horror! Mine’s called GIVE ME WINGS and it’s got music, madness, movies, and a mysterious monk.
🪽🪽
Monstrous Angels: An Anthology of Religious Horror
An Anthology of Religious Horror
bookshop.org
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
fyi this story whips immense ass as only my man here can do
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MONSTROUS ANGELS is out!
Get a copy and feast your multitudinous seraphic eyes on this anthology of angelic horror! Mine’s called GIVE ME WINGS and it’s got music, madness, movies, and a mysterious monk.
🪽🪽
Get a copy and feast your multitudinous seraphic eyes on this anthology of angelic horror! Mine’s called GIVE ME WINGS and it’s got music, madness, movies, and a mysterious monk.
🪽🪽
Monstrous Angels: An Anthology of Religious Horror
An Anthology of Religious Horror
bookshop.org
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
MONSTROUS ANGELS is out!
Get a copy and feast your multitudinous seraphic eyes on this anthology of angelic horror! Mine’s called GIVE ME WINGS and it’s got music, madness, movies, and a mysterious monk.
🪽🪽
Get a copy and feast your multitudinous seraphic eyes on this anthology of angelic horror! Mine’s called GIVE ME WINGS and it’s got music, madness, movies, and a mysterious monk.
🪽🪽
trying to do the math when there’s finally enough snow on the ground to be worth scooping even though I know I’ll have to do it again later
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
trying to do the math when there’s finally enough snow on the ground to be worth scooping even though I know I’ll have to do it again later
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“A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? … Baseball!”
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? … Baseball!”
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as a former dungeons and dragons playing long-haired metal head high schooler who owned a black bc rich warlock, let’s just say eddie munson in stranger things was invented solely for me
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
as a former dungeons and dragons playing long-haired metal head high schooler who owned a black bc rich warlock, let’s just say eddie munson in stranger things was invented solely for me
as a former dungeons and dragons playing long-haired metal head high schooler who owned a black bc rich warlock, let’s just say eddie munson in stranger things was invented solely for me
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
as a former dungeons and dragons playing long-haired metal head high schooler who owned a black bc rich warlock, let’s just say eddie munson in stranger things was invented solely for me
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At first you're like, why does this have a wiki page
Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
At first you're like, why does this have a wiki page
Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
read 75 books so far this year. can I get a hell yeah in the chat
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
read 75 books so far this year. can I get a hell yeah in the chat
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fuck yeah chicago bears
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
fuck yeah chicago bears
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I am rescinding yesterday’s thankfulness due to the Eagles
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I am rescinding yesterday’s thankfulness due to the Eagles
fuck yeah chicago bears
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
fuck yeah chicago bears
don’t like that the bears coach graduated high school the same year I did
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
don’t like that the bears coach graduated high school the same year I did
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goddamn black friday. didn’t get to the gym early enough so they’re already out of the cheap gains. hate this shit
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
goddamn black friday. didn’t get to the gym early enough so they’re already out of the cheap gains. hate this shit
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This is in the running for my favorite lecture slide ever
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is in the running for my favorite lecture slide ever
just saw a movie advertise a two for one ticket deal chat is that good
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
just saw a movie advertise a two for one ticket deal chat is that good
don’t care if I reposted it and you follow me here. if it’s funny enough I am also texting you the post.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
don’t care if I reposted it and you follow me here. if it’s funny enough I am also texting you the post.
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
I like to think I have enlightened views but if you try to scam elderly people, like someone just tried to do to my mom, well then you should be publicly [redacted] to [redacted] with a [redacted]. preferably slowly.
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I like to think I have enlightened views but if you try to scam elderly people, like someone just tried to do to my mom, well then you should be publicly [redacted] to [redacted] with a [redacted]. preferably slowly.
I think writing on my laptop is making me go insane due to a lack of focus and instead of trying to curb my behaviors I am wondering if anyone uses like an iPad + external keyboard combo and if you can tell me how you do it so I can steal your ideas and somehow defeat this infernal beast (ADHD)
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I think writing on my laptop is making me go insane due to a lack of focus and instead of trying to curb my behaviors I am wondering if anyone uses like an iPad + external keyboard combo and if you can tell me how you do it so I can steal your ideas and somehow defeat this infernal beast (ADHD)
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just finished BLOOD MERIDIAN. without a doubt the greatest book I’ve ever read
July 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
just finished BLOOD MERIDIAN. without a doubt the greatest book I’ve ever read
goddamn black friday. didn’t get to the gym early enough so they’re already out of the cheap gains. hate this shit
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
goddamn black friday. didn’t get to the gym early enough so they’re already out of the cheap gains. hate this shit
I dunno man if you make it to america and want to live here you’re now an american and you probably have some cool shit to share and teach us and if you disagree guess what you can shut the fuck up
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I dunno man if you make it to america and want to live here you’re now an american and you probably have some cool shit to share and teach us and if you disagree guess what you can shut the fuck up
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.