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smashpro1.bsky.social
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The Personification of Procrastination. He/Him. #CoolDogs
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sexually harassing a woman at the party for the election you lost bc you couldn't stop sexually harassing women
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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
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I don't understand why they need a socialist solution when they could surely qualify for many loans with Silicon Valley Bank.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
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only one way to find out tbh
Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.
From the top rope
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"the revolt of the bosses" is a good way of framing the elite reaction to woke 1. what's particularly interesting is that this isn't a reaction to an attack on profits--it's a reaction to changes in workplace culture--

which is to say, the psychic wage of hierarchy
I suspect that the revolt of the bosses element of all this really is explained by: a bunch of upper echelon Americans really didn't like the cultural and workplace changes induced by Woke era, some portion of them were pushed into internet insanity, but most just wanted a shift slightly right....
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BREAKING:
Cuomo announces he'll run against Zohran again just for fun
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is $39.99 on XBL buff.ly/iHFyKCo
(Steam) $33.24 Fanatical w/ code OMENVIP buff.ly/8EiC0Ae

also on Game Pass Ultimate
Being able to play the Saturn version of Symphony of the Night in English with PS1 voice acting is p cool.
Castlevania: SotN Ultimate Version 1.1 is out and this is THE VERSIONS you’ve all been waiting for! youtu.be/ZLg1NLHEOTk
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It was a rejection of the entire administration and Dems should see this as a signal to become an actual opposition party. On everything. You don't stop the shutdown. You don't approve another appointee. You do nothing at all. The voters saved you, not the other way around. LEARN TO LEAD.
On a call with reporters, DNC chair Ken Martin responds to JD Vance claiming Dems only won big last night because races were in blue states.

"Well that's bullshit. We won in red counties, blue counties, purple counties," Martin says. And it was all "a rejection of Trump."
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cutting USAID funds to africa to “save americans money” but then invading nigeria, which would cost more money and american lives than USAID ever would annually is crazy work
Tommy Tuberville says he supports Trump invading Nigeria
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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when our son asks what the 80s were like, this is the answer
was just reminded of the singing california raisins. my dad had a whole ass collection of those things from i think hardee’s. like, one in his home office and one at work. he loved those goddamn raisins
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happy 30th birthday to my namesake 🥹
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parks and recreation has been off the air for a decade. choosing to relitigate it now is deranged. are you guys going to that show about young alfred pennyworth next