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Mind Goblin
@slartibartfast34.bsky.social
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Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · Aug 20
laugh at my jokes you fuckin assholes
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 16m
still a better love story than Twilight
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 18h
kids today don't angrily flick lit cigarettes at puddles of gasoline and walk away coolly anymore and it's just sad
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 18h
who up not ceasing their fire rn
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 19h
dressing for the job I want
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 20h
maybe some gold bullion
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
Bond villain henchman vibe
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
idk food is pretty good when you're hungry
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
Wow, Tom, you could have at least shaved before you drew yourself!
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
wtf I've never had that happen before lol
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head .
Alt: a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed while a hot dog is being thrown at her head .
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
would not
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
if ghosts were real they'd be everywhere, like you'd step on 5 ghosts just getting out of bed in the morning.
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
At least Waldorf died doing what he loved, autoerotic asphyxiation
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
you can pee while you're doing it too, to complete the shower multitask trifecta!
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
smoking on the shit that made All Them Witches
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
a man is talking into a microphone and the words playoffs are visible on his face .
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
maybe both sides now?
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, so Van is problematic now, but this cover of Into the Mystic is amazing!

youtu.be/x1rDKgAxISM?...
Into the Mystic (Live)
YouTube video by Jason Isbell - Topic
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
she puts my Nutty in her Buddy until I Party Cake
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
let's turn those Honey Buns into some Oatmeal Creme Pies amirite
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 1d
"why don't you go fuck yourself"
- Donald Fagen, to the Yacht Rock documentary filmmaker
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
a desert landscape with a few trees in the distance
Alt: a desert landscape with a few trees in the distance
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 2d
Suspect Guilty GIF
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 4d
dems in dis... ah fuck I can't even do it
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Mind Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 4d
Dude, young me thought that girl was SO HOT
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