Mind Goblin
@slartibartfast34.bsky.social
Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy.
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Mind Goblin
@slartibartfast34.bsky.social
· Aug 20
laugh at my jokes you fuckin assholes
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Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.
I asked ChatGPT to list all nine billion names of God, and it couldn't, cheap knock off.
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.
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Leftism: how can we make life better for everyone?
Conservatism: how can we make life worse for everyone I hate?
Centrism: both sides make valid points
Conservatism: how can we make life worse for everyone I hate?
Centrism: both sides make valid points
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Leftism: how can we make life better for everyone?
Conservatism: how can we make life worse for everyone I hate?
Centrism: both sides make valid points
Conservatism: how can we make life worse for everyone I hate?
Centrism: both sides make valid points
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Bad on the outside, I thought he smelled!
December 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Bad on the outside, I thought he smelled!
A turducken, but it's yoda inside luke inside a tauntaun
A turducken,
but it's egg tart, quiche, frittata.
but it's egg tart, quiche, frittata.
A turducken,
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A turducken, but it's yoda inside luke inside a tauntaun
dems in disarray
December 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
dems in disarray
Not my elf, not my shelf
Not my guns, not my roses
not my papa, not my roach
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Not my elf, not my shelf
everything is so insanely fucked up it's hard to comprehend
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
everything is so insanely fucked up it's hard to comprehend
@profanity.accountant fuck you you fuckin dickweed
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
@profanity.accountant fuck you you fuckin dickweed
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party:
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party:
It's a Wonderful Life is a cautionary tale about the evils of capitalism
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It's a Wonderful Life is a cautionary tale about the evils of capitalism
advent calendar of weed gummies with each day being higher mgs
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
advent calendar of weed gummies with each day being higher mgs
Post your favorite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.
"Living on the edge! 🎶" I sing, as I take a pill that may cause a fatal taint infection
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"Living on the edge! 🎶" I sing, as I take a pill that may cause a fatal taint infection
Even reverse cowgirls get the blues
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Even reverse cowgirls get the blues
🎵I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside,
Swallow my doubt, turn it inside out, find nothing but
Faith in nothing!!🎶
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside,
Swallow my doubt, turn it inside out, find nothing but
Faith in nothing!!🎶
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
🎵I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside,
Swallow my doubt, turn it inside out, find nothing but
Faith in nothing!!🎶
But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside,
Swallow my doubt, turn it inside out, find nothing but
Faith in nothing!!🎶
To a man with a hammer, everything looks like Trump and Epstein raped kids
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
To a man with a hammer, everything looks like Trump and Epstein raped kids
google how to dispose of body
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
google how to dispose of body
Me: It's just going to a grocery store. You've done it a million times. No need to get crushing anxiety.
My brain: I do not accept these terms, and the anxiety shall proceed unchanged.
My brain: I do not accept these terms, and the anxiety shall proceed unchanged.
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Me: It's just going to a grocery store. You've done it a million times. No need to get crushing anxiety.
My brain: I do not accept these terms, and the anxiety shall proceed unchanged.
My brain: I do not accept these terms, and the anxiety shall proceed unchanged.
how im rolling up to thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
how im rolling up to thanksgiving
bsky feature that tells you if someone was pooping when they liked your post
bsky feature that tells you when they screenshot and share your post to non-bsky users
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
bsky feature that tells you if someone was pooping when they liked your post
They've taken the hobbits to Isengard, Charlie Brown!
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
They've taken the hobbits to Isengard, Charlie Brown!
11 years free from booze and nicotine today. Feels good.
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
11 years free from booze and nicotine today. Feels good.
she's a 10 but her knees look like little angry baby faces
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
she's a 10 but her knees look like little angry baby faces
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
tried making my girl breakfast in bed, how was I to know the bacon grease off the hot plate was gonna set the duvet cover on fire
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
tried making my girl breakfast in bed, how was I to know the bacon grease off the hot plate was gonna set the duvet cover on fire