Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore. I am sorry.
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Jesus Zoidberg
@jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Cowboys really are America's team, both are run by an old fool that surrounds himself with nepotistic and or sycophantic hires, each less qualified than the last.
Well, maybe it's good that maybe they can see them bums in the rear view mirror.
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Well, maybe it's good that maybe they can see them bums in the rear view mirror.
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Trump: “You’re not allowed to use the word ‘Indian’ anymore”
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Trump: “You’re not allowed to use the word ‘Indian’ anymore”
I don't think Campbell and Sirianni are that different and both are probably as good as their coordinators.
Dan Campbell coached himself out of this one
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I don't think Campbell and Sirianni are that different and both are probably as good as their coordinators.
Look at that big poodle!
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Look at that big poodle!
I think we do idealize athletes too much, but this Maxey at the dog show stuff is great.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I think we do idealize athletes too much, but this Maxey at the dog show stuff is great.
Wouldn't be the first time he was out of breath trying to get the most out of a dog teammate.
Tyrese Maxey just completed in the national dog show
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
How Tyrese Maxey went from the hardwood to the 2025 National Dog Show
The Philadelphia 76ers star ran two dogs through the Purina Pro Plan Incredible Dog Challenge Agility Show while the show taped in Philadelphia.
www.espn.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Wouldn't be the first time he was out of breath trying to get the most out of a dog teammate.
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November 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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When Hangman & Swerve came riding like the wind into town to kick some ass as the crowd goes nuts, my main thought was, "It's such a bummer Tony Khan doesnt believe in Hangman enough to push him."
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
When Hangman & Swerve came riding like the wind into town to kick some ass as the crowd goes nuts, my main thought was, "It's such a bummer Tony Khan doesnt believe in Hangman enough to push him."
Sorry I don't need to see that lush that Trump put in a position of power wave the bloody shirt today. Fuck you and fuck your boss.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sorry I don't need to see that lush that Trump put in a position of power wave the bloody shirt today. Fuck you and fuck your boss.
I was Bart when I first watched this, now I am firmly Homer, with Grandpa on the horizon.
Time for Bart vs Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I was Bart when I first watched this, now I am firmly Homer, with Grandpa on the horizon.
Time for Bart vs Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Time for Bart vs Thanksgiving.
They're on like the 17th Top at this point.
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
They're on like the 17th Top at this point.
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Rap: Bears CB Jaylon Johnson (groin) to be activated to 53-man roster.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Rap: Bears CB Jaylon Johnson (groin) to be activated to 53-man roster.
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Eagles Cheerleaders Alumni performing to Tag Team’s Whoomp There It Is?
Only at God’s Favorite Thanksgiving parade.
Only at God’s Favorite Thanksgiving parade.
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Eagles Cheerleaders Alumni performing to Tag Team’s Whoomp There It Is?
Only at God’s Favorite Thanksgiving parade.
Only at God’s Favorite Thanksgiving parade.
Everyone should read this. Seriously. And it still goes on
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Everyone should read this. Seriously. And it still goes on
I like Russini, but you don't have to repeat EVERYTHING that you are told.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I like Russini, but you don't have to repeat EVERYTHING that you are told.
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I'm thinking of the National Guard shooting victims today, and hoping for the best for them. And I am also thinking about the craven politicians who decided to put them in harm's way because they choose to govern by menacing and by staging stunts. May the fates they deserve befall every one of them.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm thinking of the National Guard shooting victims today, and hoping for the best for them. And I am also thinking about the craven politicians who decided to put them in harm's way because they choose to govern by menacing and by staging stunts. May the fates they deserve befall every one of them.
Luffy and Goku. Maybe immigrants are taking all good parade floats.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Luffy and Goku. Maybe immigrants are taking all good parade floats.
George Pickens is a bad teammate that is putting up huge numbers in a free agent year on a bad team. I'm sure there are a ton of teams lined up kicking themselves.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
George Pickens is a bad teammate that is putting up huge numbers in a free agent year on a bad team. I'm sure there are a ton of teams lined up kicking themselves.
They need to put OG Goku in the parade, the one who was checking to see if everyone had balls.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
They need to put OG Goku in the parade, the one who was checking to see if everyone had balls.
Where is the Kiddie City float?
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Where is the Kiddie City float?
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Jewel, Shaggy, Busta Rhymes, Texas/Texas A&M, and a blowjob scandal involving Bill Clinton.
The dream of 1999 lives on.
The dream of 1999 lives on.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Jewel, Shaggy, Busta Rhymes, Texas/Texas A&M, and a blowjob scandal involving Bill Clinton.
The dream of 1999 lives on.
The dream of 1999 lives on.