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Jesus Zoidberg

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"We Will Survive" Long Suffering Philadelphia Sports Fan who once made a funny name that stuck. Master of the Quote Twe..er..Post **Trans lives are human lives** 🐩

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · Apr 7

This is very difficult. Last night our mother passed away suddenly at the age of 67. She was the light of my life, and will always be the voice in my soul. My younger brother has started a GoFundMe to help with the sudden funeral costs. If you can help, great, if not, that's OK.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 9h

I got the perfect Penn State alumni for the head coaching job.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 9h

It always happens.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 9h

Jonathan Snowden?

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 11h

So, Sirianni to PSU?

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 13h

I'm done for a bit, I said what I said, and thanks for all the nonsense this morning..

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 13h

Didn't ruin my Sunday at all. It's very tough topic especially to talk about online especially in these times.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 13h

99% of you on here are awesome. And please forgive my mood today.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 13h

When I was a boy, people from our neighborhood put the word Jew in pennies outside our front door. According to the logic of some, that's fine, because of the actions of Israel.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 13h

Yes, and it's a duel loyalty that Jews have had to face for centuries, that they're disloyal to their country or loyal to Israel first.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 13h

The very first post that started this was this person saying "Whine More" when talking about a synagogue being defaced.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 13h

"Zionists no longer control the narrative". Come on, just say what you really want to say, we can all see it. It will be freeing for you, you can talk like when you have a couple of glasses of wine and all your friends are around.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 13h

I'm giving you permission to do it on here, you should be thrilled. Go for it. At least those assholes with tiki torches don't pretend.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 13h

Sure I do, I'm Jewish. I've dealt with people like you my entire life. You are an antisemite. You should wear it with pride. I'm sure it's been in your heart for a while. I'm also sure you drop the K word around people you are comfortable with and think the Holocaust wasn't really that bad.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 13h

And yes, the QT is on purpose, so these hit and run assholes who want to feel better about their bigotry because they cloak it in the concern and welfare for others have the light shined on them.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

Because you are an antisemite. I don't know what to tell you. I've dealt with them my entire life.

"Some Jews first loyalty is to Israel. I don't care for them". You're antisemitic.

You want to use the atrocities that is happening is Gaza to cloak yourself. I'm giving you permission not to.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

I get if you unfollow or ignore me for this, and if you just see one post, I hope you click and read the context. But if you think I'm going to sit down and just eat antisemitism because of what another fucking country is doing because you and your buddies circle jerk on here, you're wrong.

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 14h

I don't think it's impossible to be a credible journalist who has more-or-less her same bundle of political opinions while also maintaining basic standards and ethics. But that's imagining a different person than the Bari Weiss who actually exists.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

Sorry if you follow me for nonsense, but sometimes I can't help myself.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

Just say you don't like Jews and think their first loyalty is to Israel. The people on the right have said it for years. You obviously want to say it, because you were responded to a synagogue being desecrated with "whine harder". I'm giving you permission.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

Maybe I wasn't clear enough the first time. I, a Jewish American, am giving you permission to say that you do not think any Jewish American is entitled to be safe or not have their houses of worship tagged because of the actions of another nation. Just take the mask off, you'll feel better.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

I have tried to explain to people who see one post out of context, but someone saying whine a little more to someone tagging a synagogue is an antisemite. I'm giving them permission.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

Love the people coming out of the woodwork, getting put on lists, yelled at blocked. I don't care. You can read all my posts or you can circle jerk with your buddies and RT with online activism.

Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 14h

Like this here. Just say "I hate Jews", I'm giving you permission, because obviously you think tagging a synagogue is ok.

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 15h

Yes and said as much in other posts. I

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