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I don’t know if I have the energy to rebuild this nonsense. PHL by DRTY
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · Feb 20
Remember that time like 10 days ago when I got in trouble on a social media platform cuz of the Super Bowl?

Go Birds.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 1h
And also with your spirit!
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 1h
Which one of these bicycle riders am I rooting for?

They’re doing a good job of riding through this park.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 2h
I learned it from my uncles.

I’m just doing my part to ensure generational trauma outlives me.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 2h
Am I and AI?

F*ck
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 2h
How else am I supposed to get an extra fry or chip or chicken nugget?
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 2h
That’s just the Uncle Tax.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 2h
And also with your spirit.
wunfatkid.bsky.social
Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 2h
And also with your spirit.

We’re making chili after the game today.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 2h
And also with your spirit.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 3h
I am familiar with this ancient magic.

bsky.app/profile/wunf...
wunfatkid.bsky.social Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 18d
Sometimes you make chili dogs with street taco tortillas cuz you don’t have any hot dog rolls.

This is my offering to #garbagefood for the day.
3 tortillas on a red plate. Each tortilla has a hot dog, chili and cheese.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 6h
To start or to end?
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 10h
Does ACAB include Inspector Gadget?
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 14h
Bubble Tea is up to bat
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 14h
Though I was an 80s kid, none of those as seminal movies from my youth.

I didn’t see any of them until college.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 14h
I still have yet to watch all of the Irishman, let alone in one sitting.
wunfatkid.bsky.social
Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 14h
So David Robertson and Walker Buehner then.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 14h
I don’t know if Gausman will finish the inning.
wunfatkid.bsky.social Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 14h
I don’t think Gausman will be coming back out for the 8th now.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 14h
Like Jordan Romano?
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wunfatkid.bsky.social
Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 14h
I don’t think Gausman will be coming back out for the 8th now.
wunfatkid.bsky.social
Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 14h
And maybe JoJo (but not K-Ci)
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 14h
Now I want a collab with Joe Jonas and Nas
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 14h
So much for pace of play.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 15h
Penalty is having to ump little league games with tryhard parents.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 16h
I’m not hungry, I’m just bored and looking for stimulation.
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Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 16h
I bet the exercise one accidentally makes you bend your joints the wrong way while destroying the world.
wunfatkid.bsky.social Sum FatKid @wunfatkid.bsky.social · 1d
These ChatGPT commercials forget to mention that you may get the girl but destroy the world.

And your pasta recipe might have gunpowder in it by surprise.